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The Hogs of Entropy 0338
'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #338 !!
#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Anal Retentive People Are Fun!" !!
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I got a job. Actually, it is my second job. So I have two jobs.
I work in a library now, which makes absolutely no sense because I am
loud and help not at all. So I got this job, actually I sold my soul to
the government. THAT was the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life.
So this job pays for tuition for school. So it's not so bad, but it
really is.
I have to work with these people, these anal retentive
christian-ite, library people. No fun!!!!!!!!! Now I will describe
them for you:
Arena: My Boss
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This woman is THE most anal woman I have EVER met in my ENTIRE
life! The first couple days that I worked here, she made a list of
things to know. Which is ok, if a normal person had written this list.
She included on it, the stapler, the waste baskets, the 3-hole puncher,
the scissors for Christs sake!!!!!! Everything has a place and
everything must be in it's place. ARGH! If anyone is reading this and
they know me, they'd know why this drives me up the fucking wall!!@$!#!
Anyways, so I told her I wouldn't be around Thanksgiving weekend. So
the next day I look on the schedule and she had taken me off for the
whole week! She figured if I couldn't work the weekend, I may as well
not work the week days! What is that?! Anyone with an explanation,
please, let me know.
David: Adjunct
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Ok, this guy is the most anal man I have ever met. He only
works once a week, so I don't see him all that much. But when I do,
everything must be done just so, right at this very second. And if he
doesn't think I can do something the right way, he'll snatch it from me
and do it himself. He's a worrier. When he comes in he has his little
mini-cooler and his briefcase. The cooler is held absolutely upright.
He then puts the cooler under the desk, placed exactly, I mean EXACTLY
up against the side of the desk. The briefcase must be directly under
the drawer of the desk. If is gets moved he kinda freaks out and puts
it back.
I know this is really mean, but it's really funny to watch him
freak, so I move his breifcase on purpose. It's fun.
Actually, there aren't really any other anal people I work with.
Just anti-social. REALLY anti-social. Which is ok with me.
Anal people are fun.
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #338 - WRITTEN BY: MUZE - 12/14/98 !!
