The Hogs of Entropy 0342

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· 26 Apr 2019

  

 
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 Day 1 
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        Today I will travel to the South American Jungle.  I have no 
 companions except my cow.  I hate everybody, but I like my cow.  I will 
 arrive at my hut at six o' clock. 

 Day 2  
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        My cow, Clarabell, she likes the jungle and she likes the grass. 
 I also like the grass, and I eat with Clarabell.  I haven't seen 
 anyone, and I am content. 

 Day 3  
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        It's raining cats and dogs as I write this.  The rain is very 
 pretty here.   The leaves are a beautiful and magnificent display. 
 I've never been this happy naturally.   

 Day 4  
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        Today, I went to the blue lake.  When I arrived, two apes were 
 mounting each other.  It was unmistakably human.  I ponder my own 
 humanity. 

 Day 5  
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        Today, my nuclear bombs arrived.  I am going to bomb New 
 England tomorrow morning.  I am a nasty, evil guy. 

 Day 6  
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        The bombing was great, naturally.  Many people died.  The 
 Persian Gulf is my next target.  It will be a surprise attack.  I eat 
 my phenobarbitol and I sleep like a log.  Tomorrow will be a good day. 

 Day 7  
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        Today, I bombed the Persian Gulf.  Everybody is dead.  A bomb 
 went off at my house.  I am dead also. 

        The reason for my trip: 

        I wanted to go to the jungle because I hate you.  I like nature 
 and I like nuclear bombs.  I am happy in the jungle. 

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