The Hogs of Entropy 0337

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· 5 years ago

  

 
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        I am so Underground.  I belong to a secret society of elites. 

        'Who?' you ask?  Like I'd tell you, it's secret.  Besides, we are 
 so Underground you wouldn't know any of us anyway.  Though you'd like 
 to.  I am so Underground, I am Uberground.  On the underbelly of the 
 Underground, right near its crotch, though closer to its thigh there is 
 a tumor.  This is the underground of the Underground.  The Uberground. 
 The Uberground is comprised of those who are too elite for the 
 mainstream Underground. 

        The Uberground, instead of marching up to the line of 
 Alternative Mainstream (the layer of freakishness between Mainstream 
 and Underground) and flaunting it's 'cool' strangeness, sticks to its 
 unspoken law of straying as far from the Norm as is possible. 

        'How?' you ask?  That is also secret.  If I were to tell all of 
 you how to achieve acceptance in the Uberground we would be alienated 
 by the sudden rush of Undergrounders trying to compete with their 
 stupid retard friends.  Just like when Marilyn Manson covered 'Sweet 
 Dreams'.  Members of the Uberground don't feel the need to compete with 
 eachother for eliteness. 

        You may be asking yourself, 'Why haven't I heard of this 
 Uberground before?' There is a simple answer to this.  You weren't cool 
 enough.  Reading this zine, (h0e, in case your MTV attention span 
 already timed out) and this article in particular, brings you one step 
 closer.  I can't map out the rest of your journey to the Uberground for 
 you.  You will probably die trying to reach this degree of eliteness. 
 That doesn't mean you should be discouraged though.  Quitters never win 
 and you don't want to be a loser, do you? 

        Okay.  I lied.  You should be discouraged.  If you aren't 
 Uberground already, you never will be.  We don't want you.  Go away. 

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 !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!      #337 - WRITTEN BY: MEENK - 12/14/98 !!