The Hogs of Entropy 0333

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· 5 years ago

  

 
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        Sometimes, when I am sitting all alone, I can feel it.  I can feel 
 the urge to write a sappy memoir piece.  Just kidding.  My real urge, and 
 my prior comment brings me to this, is to kill my litery arts teacher. 
 He is a worse then a buffoon, worse then a dunce in every way 
 imagineable:  he actually thinks he comprehends what he daily "teaches"! 

        And with such beura.. ah but no one cares about my fucking 
 professor.  This almost turned into a rant.  Why I'm really here, is to 
 tell you to buy condoms.  The big kind.  You see, when you've got a 
 horse of a cock like I do, you really do need some huge rubbers to fit 
 the bill.  And here at NybarTech Condoms, Inc. [TM], we make sure that 
 "one size fits all!"  Here's our latest moment.  (at this point Nybar 
 withdraws a gaping 16 foot expanse of rubber, looking not unlike a 
 stripped-down kiddy swimming pool, from his pants.  Not his pants 
 pocket.) 

        "Ya see, here at Nybar-can'trememberthename-condoms, we have 
 commitment.  Not just to makin' sure ol' man semen don't get through ta 
 ol' lady vagina, but to the FAMILY!" (at this juncture, a gawky, 
 redcheeked lad steps into our readin'-vision. He gives the thumbs up) 

  Lad: "That's right unky nybaR!" 

  Nybar "AWwwwwww..." nybar affectionatly places the condom over the 
  boy's head, it falls over his whole body. 

  Lad "Gwklahh! What's this liquid!" 

  Nybar "Whoops!" 

 (then Lion-o, the boy, Nybar, and the rest of the Thundercats heartily 
 laugh.) 

        Nybars grinning face appears as the logo, which the words 
 "Nybar's Condom Challenge:  Are YOU Man Enough?" underneath.  

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 !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!      #333 - WRITTEN BY: NYBAR - 12/11/98 !!