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The Hogs of Entropy 0310
'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #310 !!
#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Hey, I'm an Asshole, too!" !!
##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Teerts !!
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"don't hate me because i'm an asshole" seems to be many people's
main theme. okay, they don't often say it. well, they never really
say it. but i'm sure that's what they're thinking. okay, they don't
even think it. they damn well should be though!
it's angsty, it's angsty!
yes yes, through my limited exposure to people i have come to
the conclusion that the vast majority of them really shouldn't be alive.
well unless of course they're just here to piss off and motivate the
rest of us.
hah! what an assumption.
i've gone through two towns and have seen that perhaps one fourth
of their respective inhabitants are more than just wastes of space. well
not just space, but also oxygen. oxygen?! food too! don't forget
patience! patience! they're very trying on my patience!
oh yeah here it comes...
we've got the bleeding-hearted "i'm so depressed, i want to die,
look at my scars!" mofos, the silly "damned [nigger/jew/spic]!"
hatemonger townies, the pretend-euridite "i'm better than you because
i'm more educated" bastards, the fake "ahaha, i like to make bullshit
conversation to kiss your ass" smileys, the sad, sad "everybody hates
me, someone give me attention!" individuals, the never disappointing
"you're going to hell and i'm not!" bible-thuper, the just plain stupid
"huh, lets play football and then go fuck some sorostitute" meathead
robot, the dear "i hate men! god is a woman! i don't eat meat or shave
my body!" tarts, the not liked "i treat people like shit and say stupid
things and people still like me" cockhead, the foolish "i know it all,
now let me make a fool of myself by trying to tell you all how it is and
often correct you on something i don't know shit about" person, the
condescending "i have more experience than you and therefore i'm never
wrong so shut up and listen, god damn it" elder, the hung-over "every
night this week i drank so much i puked all over myself and then passed
out while doing a kegstand" party guy and also the always happy "i'm
bored, let's go smoke a bowl because i care about nothing else but an
extraneous stimulant to make my body release endorphines or some shit"
d00d. these people can be very trying.
hell yes i said that all in one breath!
oh yeah, i forgot the me-like "damn it i'm getting tired and
bored of writing all this stuff, so i'll stop here and not include the
rest of humanity that is bothersome..." slacker...oh well, i'll get to
it later...
e h h f u c k y o u !
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #310 - WRITTEN BY: TEERTS - 12/6/98 !!
