The Hogs of Entropy 0295

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        Pages 1-284: Advertisements for the following products 
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 * "Pretty happy love bunny cutemagic sticker" home pregnancy tests. 

 * "Make your hair look the same as every other fucking girl's" shampoo 
   and conditioner. 

 * "Please disregard my protruding fucking ribcage" dietary supplements. 
   Preferred by 4 out of 5 goddamn useless bitches. 

 * "Bloody Fucking Shit" tampons, tested better than Lightdays Longs in 
   trials of 100 randomly selected marmosets. 

 * "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" Feminine Napkins. 

        And many miscellaneous nail polish ads. 

        Page 285: Table of Contents 
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 Is Your Cheating Boyfriend Really Worth Dumping       pg. 286 
 If He Has A Hot Ass? 

 Why You Cannot Get Pregnant If He Cares About You     pg. 290 

 Pictures Of And Interview With Attractive Man Who     pg. 296 
 Will Be Dead And/Or Forgotten In Five Months 

 Totally Embarassing Stories About Your Period         pg. 302 

 Girl Vibe Presents: Encouraging Story Of Triumph      pg. 308 
 Of Girl Over Troubling Situation Involving Heartache 

 Quiz: Are You REALLY Into Hal Holbrook?               pg. 314 

 Preview: More Fashions You Would Have To Be A         pg. 316 
 Fucking Idiot To Find Appealing 

 Girl Vibe Presents: Interview With                    pg. 320 
 Extremely Sympathetic Figure 

 Makeover Monthly: Looking More Plastic                pg. 326 

 Totally Embarassing Stories About Your Period         pg. 330 
 In A Classroom Situation 

 The Importance Of Being Earnest                       pg. 334 

 Ask Charles Darwin                                    pg. 340 

 A Crude Drawing By A Retarded Girl                    pg. 346 

 Girl Vibe Presents: Advertisement Section             pg. 348 

 Next Month's Features Section                         pg. 84,310 

        Back Cover: Large Mosaic Of Quarex, Lord Of Flies 

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 !!  (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!  #295 - WRITTEN BY: QUAREX - 11/19/98   !!