The Hogs of Entropy 0291

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The Hogs of Entropy

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 alone and lost in the world, all he could do was role 
 roling over helped him to think so he roled and roled and roled 
 but still he could think of nothing 
 so then he roled so fast that he was just a blur 
 crusing down the highway 
 but then a vewry bad thing happened 
 he was pulled 
 over mbyt a big fat police officer 
 whop was drinking starbucks 
 coffee 
 and eaing a donut 
 earl had been roling 
 above the speed loimit 
 the officer 
 whose name was ted. 
 bby the way.... 
 gave him a ticket and then 
 left 
 earl sighed in reliefe that ted ahd not 
 strip searched him for numorous reasons 
 but mainly because 
 he was carrying pockets full, 
 of illeagel goods 
 but that's irrelevant! 
 earl looked at the ticket... 
 it read 
 "the space between you eares is coming soon to a theater near you" 
 he was puzzled 
 but little did he know the space people were also 
 coming  
 and they were very  
 scary 
 they were evil as was the bbbad potato, lenerd and his evil  
 pig friend merl 
 now merl has a cousin, whose name was earline 
 who was a member of the national council on lesbianism 
 (the logo looks alot like the one for the double tree hotel) 
 coincidence perhaps? 
 i guess we'll never know 
 if the sky is blue? 
 or if the grass is green? 
 or if we have 7 eyes or 
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 THE END. 

 (mangos are better (butter).) 

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 !!   (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #291 - WRITTEN BY: ASTER - 11/16/98    !!