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The Hogs of Entropy
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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #291 !!
#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Earl: The Flightless Balloon" !!
##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Aster !!
..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 11/16/98 !!
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alone and lost in the world, all he could do was role
roling over helped him to think so he roled and roled and roled
but still he could think of nothing
so then he roled so fast that he was just a blur
crusing down the highway
but then a vewry bad thing happened
he was pulled
over mbyt a big fat police officer
whop was drinking starbucks
coffee
and eaing a donut
earl had been roling
above the speed loimit
the officer
whose name was ted.
bby the way....
gave him a ticket and then
left
earl sighed in reliefe that ted ahd not
strip searched him for numorous reasons
but mainly because
he was carrying pockets full,
of illeagel goods
but that's irrelevant!
earl looked at the ticket...
it read
"the space between you eares is coming soon to a theater near you"
he was puzzled
but little did he know the space people were also
coming
and they were very
scary
they were evil as was the bbbad potato, lenerd and his evil
pig friend merl
now merl has a cousin, whose name was earline
who was a member of the national council on lesbianism
(the logo looks alot like the one for the double tree hotel)
coincidence perhaps?
i guess we'll never know
if the sky is blue?
or if the grass is green?
or if we have 7 eyes or
369,124

THE END.

(mangos are better (butter).)

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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #291 - WRITTEN BY: ASTER - 11/16/98 !!

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