The Hogs of Entropy 0261

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The Hogs of Entropy

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 '##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!! 
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  ##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTACY PRESS RELEASE #261 !! 
  #########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS!  !! 
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  ##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "HOE HAS BEEN SEIZED!"                   !! 
  ##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Ziego Vuantar                      !! 
 ..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 11/3/98                                  !! 
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        ATENCION! YOUR PATHETIC HOE WRITERS HAVE BEEN TAKEN CAPTIVE BY THE 
 PELIGROSOS VENEZUELIAN REVOLUTIONARY FORCES OF "HOE" (HELOTS ON ECSTASY). 
 YOUR WRITERS WILL SURELY MUCH BE FORCED TO SUFFER MUCH GREATLY IF OUR 
 DEMANDS ARE NOT MET.  OUR FIRST DEMAND IS FOR THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO 
 RELEASE OUR BROTHER OF WAR, JULIO NOEL ORTEGA DEL GONZOLUEGO VERY 
 IMMEDIATLY.  OUR FIRST VICTIM WILL BE THE ONE KNOWN AS "MURMUR".  TAKE OUR 
 THREATS MUCH SERIOUSLY, YOU MUCH PUNY IDIOTAS! 
        FURTHERMORE, WE WILL MUCH CONTINUE TO HOLD HOSTAGES AND BEAT THEM 
 MUCH SEVERLY.  YOUR WRITERS WILL WRITE MUCH FOR US NOW AS P.O.W.'s 
 (PRISONERS OBLIGATED to WRITE).  I, ZIEGO VUANTAR, HAVE MUCH EASILY TAKEN 
 CONTROL OF THIS E'ZINE FROM THE ONE KNOWN MUCH AS "ART".  HE NOW SERVES 
 MUCH AS OUR TOILET CLEANER.  FURTHER REPOTS WILL BE ANNOUNCED AND YOU WILL 
 BE SORRY MUCH IF YOU DISOBEY. 

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 !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! -- #261, WRITTEN BY Z. VUANTAR - 11/3/98 !!