The Hogs of Entropy 0236

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                 >> "I Don't Care If You Like Eating Pussy" << 
                                 by -> Styx 

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 From: dropdead@mindspring.com (Styx) 
 Newsgroups: rec.music.artists.ani-difranco 
 Subject: Dan Bern rocks my world (was Re: One man's review of his first Ani 
          show) 
 Date: Sun, 10 May 1998 19:32:30 GMT 
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 jimmybryant@KILL-SPAM-BOTSmindspring.com (jimmy bryant) wrote: 

 >She also told a story about an outdoor show she had played 
 >in Indiana for some womyn's convention.  The story ended 
 >with her saying how she liked that show because for every 
 >face she saw in the audience there were twice as many tits. 

     This sentence pretty much sums up why I dislike Ani so much.  Not 
 only does she go and support a womyn convention (which is, in and of 
 itself, absolutely fucking ridiculous), but here she goes again making 
 sure *everybody* in the whole wide world knows she's bisexual. 

     I am not intimidated by Ani's clitoris in the least, and she 
 certainly doesn't impress me.  People like her are a dime a dozen, 
 and I'm sick and tired of them flaunting and gallivanting all over the 
 place.  I see them at the bars, at the bookstores, at the 7-11, at the 
 schools and the concerts, in the sewers and the carnivals and the gas 
 stations - everywhere, like spread-eagled hookers baiting for the 
 hook, line and sinker. 

     Ani, just in case you're more stupid than I thought and you have 
 an internet account, I just want you to know that I am not biting the 
 worm.  You will *never* get any of my money unless it's an accident. 
 I don't care if you like eating pussy, okay?  As a matter of fact, I 
 don't care if you like sucking cock either.  Your sex life and 
 preferences are painfully uninteresting, loud, and old.  Get a new 
 shtick or find a job. 

     "Why in HELL did you subscribe to this newsgroup, Styx?" 

     For any and all Dan Bern discussions, of course! 

 styx - dropdead@mindspring.com 
 http://www.dto.net/~styx/ 
 your one-stop abortion fan page! 

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      * (c) HoE publications.  HoE #236 -- written by Styx -- 5/29/98 *