The Hogs of Entropy 0254

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 >> Today's Forecast: Intelligent and Dreary With an 85% Chance of Insanity << 
                               by -> AltRocks 

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It has come to my attention, lately, that some people (mainly parents) 
believe that schools should encourage smart students more, and other people 
(namely teachers and school officials) believe that parents should encourage 
their gifted children more, so that they have a better outlook on the world, 
and aren't as dreary. It's kinda annoying to think about, being a "gifted" 
student myself. So, here, as always, is the all bullshitting AltRocks to set 
some shite straight. First off, gifted shildren don't need all that much 
encouragment, because, well... they're gifted. It doesn't take a genius to 
figure that out (even tho` I did). Second, being dreary and secluded is part 
of being "gifted". You see, the more you know about everything, the dumber it 
seems. (That's why stupid people always look so happy.) You look around, 
realize that first off, too many stupid people are in power, or are in a 
position to influence too many other stupid people. Then you look around, and 
think, "Wait a second. People aren't the ONLY things stupid around here." 
That's why alot of geniuses are agnostic or atheistic. They figure an 
omnipotent being would be pretty smart, and not let this world exist for this 
long, right ?  Then comes the big one. You think, "Well, if the majority of 
people are stupid, would it be the same for omnipotent beings ?" And then you 
realize that there is a god; He's just dumb. "Jeezus CHRIST !", they all yell. 
Then they just mope around, and ponder what to do. Who would be worse to put 
up with, 5.9 billion stupid people, or a dumb god ? That's the only reason 
that geniuses are still here. They're not afraid to die, they're just annoyed 
by it. 

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   * (c) HoE publications.  HoE #254 -- written by AltRocks -- 7/15/98 *