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>> You butt-poking anal baby <<
by -> Styx
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a few days ago, i subscribed to alt.irc on USENET for fun. i was
curious to see what could possibly be discussed in there. it wasn't too
shabby. a few nifty server lists, recommendations for things, etc. what
got on my nerves, though, were the vast amounts of "NE1 NO HOW TO FLOOD???"
or "HOW CAN I KNOCK SUM1 OFF OF THE IRC??" posts and, even worse, the
responses of the posts that were made by people just like them. "I WILL
SEND YOU A FLOOD SCRIPT IF YOU SEND ME AN MIRC CRACK!" what the heck? so
anyway, given the chance to run my big mouth, i took it and let everyone
know how annoyed i was. it was not out of anger. i just thought maybe i
could make a difference. i wanted someone to say "hey, styx is right. we
sure are dumb!"
instead, i got an email from FreakSCeNe. the regulars of #dto and
#zines on EFNET will remember him. he followed mogel around like a puppy.
it was cute for the first few days. then it wasn't. the following is my
post to alt.irc and the response in email that i received from FreakSCeNe.
i hope you find this as amusing as i did. he even cuts on murmur!
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From dropdead@mindspring.com Wed Jun 11 12:29:30 1997
Newsgroups: alt.irc
Subject: Flooding/Nuking/Warring - You Idiots
From: dropdead@mindspring.com (Styx)
Date: Wed, 11 Jun 1997 16:29:30 GMT
I've subscribed to this newsgroup for a whole 2 days and half of
the posts are requests for ways to harrass other IRC users (nick
colliding, flooding, etc.)
What the hell is wrong with you people? How old are you?
Twelve? When will you realize that flooding does NOT MAKE YOU COOL?
When will you realize that 99% of the IRC clients and IrcII scripts
out there protect people from any sort of CTCP/DCC flooding
automatically anyway, so there's no point?
Let me tell you something. If you want to bother somebody via
computer, IRC is *not the way to do it*. It's immature, annoying, and
makes people like me LAG for no good reason. Grow up. Read some
books about computer systems if you want to fuck shit up.
/join #alt.irc
*** you (youarean@idiot.com) has joined channel #alt.irc
*** Topic for #alt.irc: IRC Warrior Geeks - GET THE FUCK OUT
*** #alt.irc Styx 866044514
*** Mode change "+b *!*@idiot.com" on channel #alt.irc by Styx
*** You have been kicked off channel #alt.irc by Styx (GET OUT)
styx - dropdead@mindspring.com
http://www.dto.net/~styx/
"you're stupid." - doomed to obscurity
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Return-Path: <bgosling@pcug.org.au>
Date: Fri, 13 Jun 1997 15:06:08 +1000 (EST)
From: freakscene <bgosling@pcug.org.au>
X-Sender: bgosling@supreme
To: dropdead@mindspring.com
Subject: nuking, whatever
i read that posting to alt.irc, & you're quite right about most of the
posters being immature, but it's not like you can talk, "you fucking piece
of shit". you go on & on with your "fucked in the head" angst
"bullshit"... i don't know whether you think you're funny, god's dead &
you don't give a shit, or whatever, & "i don't care, you butt-poking anal
baby". you're too caught up in the elite-underground-movement & don't
spend enough time jamming cock up ugly h0z like everyone normal (normal
meaning not obsessed with computers & trying to appear badass). i even
think you listen to tool to appear cool. you probably look like murmur &
have a bat whenever no-one else is home, & sometimes even when they _are_
home. you think they can't hear your grunts over the stereo playing prison
sex? anyway, "fuck you", & stop making love to your fist & live a little.
twat.
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after dabbing the tears from my eyes, i decided to sift through
dejanews.com. here, you can do a search for old posts on USENET. i found
this, posted by FreakSCeNe. i conclude with it. i think it speaks for
itself! :) :) :)
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Subject: Re: Best IRC channels : WANTED
From: FreakSCeNe <bgosling@pcug.org.au>
Date: 1996/12/01
Message-Id: <Pine.SOL.3.91.961201121046.27409A-100000@supreme>
Newsgroups: alt.irc
like, mogel will probably get ver, ver angry, but try #dto or #zines on
efnet haha? they r0x like yeah! ohhhh baby.
uh.
/ \ ..:.:::.::.::.::.::.::.::.::.:::.::...:::.:.:..::.:.:.:.::..:.:.:
\____/ @[FreakSCeNe --------------------]@ /\ /\ .ooo GGG
(-o0-) @[bgosling@pcug.org.au ----------]@ | \/ | o o G __
| __ | @[*** PhEaR MogEl!@# ------------]@ | | `ooo GGG|
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #250 -- written by Styx -- 6/20/98 *
