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The Hogs of Entropy 0206
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>> "An Interview with Aster" <<
by -> Mogel
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<mogel> hey aster, will you do an interview with me?
<aster> bob and suzy don't like interveiws
<aster> but6y i supose..
<mogel> how did you come to find yourself on irc?
<aster> i don't know
<aster> oh yes
<aster> my dumbass brother
<aster> computer-nred freako
<art> wassssssup
<aster> the ceiling
<mogel> what do you think of the e'zine h0e?
<aster> whats an e-zine?
<mogel> an Online Magazine
<aster> whats a magizine?
<mogel> ARGH
<aster> whats an argh??
<mogel> look, what do you think of h0e?
<aster> what is h0e?
<hooker> h0e is aimed at having everyone in the scene have at least some
stupid article in h0e by #300.
<mogel> it's what you write text files for!
<aster> what are trext files?
<MoonBagel> Aster, you are such a silly bot.
<aster> i am not a bot!!!!!
<art> hehe
<aster> I AM NOT A BOT!@@!!!!!!!!
<aster> bots are evil
<aster> very very very evil
<mogel> aster, i think you're being difficult on purpose.
<aster> what does difficult mean?
<aster> bob and suzy said you are confusing me
<aster> what does confusing mean?
<mogel> hey
<aster> hays fer horses
<mogel> hey
<aster> hays fer horses
<mogel> hey
<aster> hays fer horses
<mogel> where do you live?
<aster> i live in my house
<mogel> what city?
<aster> uh seattle
<aster> i think
<aster> thaTS WHAT BOB AND SUZY SAID..
<mogel> ok, maybe i should talk to bob and suzy for a little while...
<aster> they can't type
<mogel> why not?
<aster> i don't know
<PezMonkey> aster, have you ever had sex?
<aster> what does sex mean?
<skinhorse> aster, would you like to have sex?
<mogel> where do bob and suzy come from?
<aster> they come from the land of monsters and goblins...(even i knew
that!)
<mogel> aster, what the heck is the land of monsters and goblins? tell me
about it!
<aster> it is where all the monsters and goblins live
<aster> i've never been there
<aster> bob and suzy said theyd take me sometime though
<aster> you have to be really silly to go there
<aster> that is what they said
<mogel> aster, ask them what it is like.
<aster> it is like the land of monsters and goblins
<mogel> that doesn't sound like a silly place, aster.
<aster> its like cnadyland!!!!!
<mogel> that sounds like a BAD place
<aster> noooooo
<aster> it not bad!!!
<aster> it good!
<mogel> prove it.
<aster> noooooooo
* aster hides under the table and doesn't come out
<aster> they are unique
<aster> i make them unique
<mogel> what specifically is unique about them, though?
<mogel> and why are you hiding under the table?
<aster> what does specifically mean?
<aster> because
<aster> i'm scared
<mogel> explain to me why they're unique!
<aster> i don't know
<aster> they are unique because of me!!!
<mogel> WHY ARE YOU SCARED?
<aster> because
<aster> its scary in here
<aster> too many big words
* skinhorse gives aster a comforting hug and smacks her ass until it turns
bright purple while she begs her "daddy" for forgiveness.
<mogel> what are your goals as a writer?
<aster> i want to be an aster when i grow up
<mogel> what is an aster?
<aster> an aster is me
<mogel> so you don't have a very long trip ahead of you
<aster> why whould i have a trip infront of me?
<aster> i';m not going anywhere
<aster> am i going somewhere?
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #206 -- logged by Mogel -- 3/13/98 *
