The Hogs of Entropy 0204

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                            >> "Ode to Yak Boy" << 
                             by -> Captain Bovine 

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 Oh yak boy, oh yak boy 
 In your pastures of green, 
 Oh yak boy, oh yak boy 
 Why are you so mean? 

 You sit and taunt 
 The sheep grazing below. 
 They want your pasture 
 But you yell at them "No!" 

 It's the yaks that you love 
 Those big hairy beasts. 
 Their fur keeps you warm, 
 On their meat you do feast. 

 All day long 
 You sit in the sun 
 Knowing nothing of freedom, 
 Knowing nothing of fun. 

 At night you go home 
 To lie on your back. 
 You have your bed of nails, 
 And your dreams of yaks 
  
 If in the night 
 Impure thoughts should appear 
 You may wake up screaming, 
 Trembling with fear! 

 Yaks are for raising! 
 Silly boy of Tibet 
 You won't reach nirvana 
 If you're thinking of sex. 

 Until now you were safe 
 Making your babies, 
 You were feared only the weather 
 (and mad yaks with rabies). 

 But now there's a threat 
 Coming over the mountains 
 Tearing down your homes, 
 Destroying your fountains. 

 With tanks they come 
 Big, fearsome and grey. 
 You are about to face 
 The cruel PLA. 

 You have no swords or guns 
 To fend off their attacks. 
 But you MUST do something! 
 Who'll save the yaks?! 

 You'll have to defend yourself! 
 (They could bring in cows!!!!) 
 You'll have to give up 
 Your pacifistic vows. 

 What hope do you have 
 If you won't fight back? 
 It's time to be brave 
 And let loose the yaks. 
  
 With the yaks as the fighters 
 And you as the brains, 
 You'll trample your enemies 
 And derain their trains! 

 With the yaks fighting 
 There'll be no need to run 
 The power of a yak 
 Can beat any PLA gun. 

 There's no need to worry 
 The Chinese will have to retreat! 
 Then you can get back 
 To slaughtering yaks for meat. 

 And you can go back 
 To tending your heard 
 Because fighting and violence 
 Is so damn absurd. 

 And so you will live 
 From boyhood to man 
 Just wait a few years 
 And you'll be attacked once again. 

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        (Incase you don't know... the PLA is the chinese military.. they have 
 been doing all sorts of nasty stuff to the tibetans, because they want to 
 take control of the area in the mountains... lala) 

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 * (c) HoE publications.  HoE #204 -- written by Captain Bovine -- 3/06/98 *