The Hogs of Entropy 0183

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                          >> "Why Drugs Are Queer" << 
                                by -> Kraftwerk 
                    (The Sandley Family Special -- Part 1!) 

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        drugs are queer for many reasons. i will attempt to list some here.  

        The first and foremost is addiction.  some people may claim that pot 
 is not addictive, or that they're not.  this is incorrect. 

        in my experience, if you tell someone they're addicted, they will 
 absolutely deny it.  after this, i usually ask them why they smoke or snort 
 or shoot their shit or whatever the fuck it's called, and they reply one of 
 3 ways.  the one i hear the most is "it helps me relax."  if not that, i 
 hear either "because it trips me out" or "it has herbal properties that are 
 good for the body and soul."  i proceed to accuse them again of being an 
 addict, but they still deny it.  From this point, i ask them why they won't 
 stop.  I have never gotten an excuse besides "because i want to." 

        isn't this some form of addiction in itself?  i think so.  if they 
 aren't actually physically drawn to it every day, isn't "because i want to" 
 just another way that their addiction is portrayed, if more subtle and less 
 apparent? 

        there are so many reasons _never_ to touch drugs that i cant begin to 
 list them all. but i will attempt a few. 

        money -- too goddamn fucking expensive. why waste your money on drugs 
 when you can buy me cool stuff for less? 

        idiocy -- not naming any names, but a certain someone will say that 
 drugs not only help you, they make you SMARTER.  (if this is so, if i o.d., 
 will i become a fucking genius?). 

        i have to stop writing this now, mogel.  dylans copping a feel on 
 laura. 

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   * (c) HoE publications.  HoE #183 -- written by Kraftwerk -- 1/13/98 *