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The Hogs of Entropy 0202
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>> "Big, Scary, Jungle Snake" <<
by -> MoonBagel
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<SkYFLuXX> can i make your kittie purr?
<MoonBagel> I'm allergic to cats
<SkYFLuXX> i'm talking about the kitty between your legs silly!
<MoonBagel> Uh oh
<MoonBagel> how did it get there?
<SkYFLuXX> you were born with it!
<SkYFLuXX> i want to make your kitty purr
<MoonBagel> then why am I allergic to cats? :\
<SkYFLuXX> and make it wet
<SkYFLuXX> I"M TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA YOU MORON!!!
<SkYFLuXX> VA-GIN-A
<MoonBagel> What's that?
<MoonBagel> Cats don't like water, silly
<SkYFLuXX> your private parts
<MoonBagel> My friend's cat squawls and runs away when they get it wet
<MoonBagel> I bet mine would do the same
<MoonBagel> I like puppies.
<MoonBagel> My puppies likes to get wet.
<SkYFLuXX> alright
<SkYFLuXX> listen
<MoonBagel> Maybe we could do that.
<MoonBagel> Yes?
<SkYFLuXX> listen
<MoonBagel> Okay
<SkYFLuXX> you know that little crack
<SkYFLuXX> between your legs
<MoonBagel> yes
<SkYFLuXX> that's what im talking about!
<MoonBagel> That's not a kitty, silly!!
<SkYFLuXX> i said your fucking vagina your moron
<SkYFLuXX> listen
<SkYFLuXX> i want to take my dick and shove it in your fucking vagina
<MoonBagel> Kitties are furry and purr.
<MoonBagel> oh.
<MoonBagel> Wouldn't that hurt?
<SkYFLuXX> NO!
<SkYFLuXX> it would feel VERY VERY good
<MoonBagel> How do you know?
<MoonBagel> Do you have a kitty?
<SkYFLuXX> BKUZ!
<SkYFLuXX> no
<MoonBagel> Oh
<MoonBagel> why not?
<SkYFLuXX> i have a big scary jungle snake
<MoonBagel> what if it bites me??!@
<MoonBagel> I might bleed!!
<SkYFLuXX> only the first time baby
<MoonBagel> I don't like to bleed
<SkYFLuXX> after that it's smooth sailing
<MoonBagel> are you a vampire?
<MoonBagel> are you going to suck my blood?
<SkYFLuXX> no
<SkYFLuXX> but i got something for you to suck
<MoonBagel> A lollipop?
<MoonBagel> I like those
<MoonBagel> one time I gave one to my kitty..
<MoonBagel> but it choked.
<SkYFLuXX> ohh really?
<SkYFLuXX> well your kitty should like this lolipop
<MoonBagel> What flavor is it?
<SkYFLuXX> salty
<MoonBagel> Like pretzels?
<SkYFLuXX> yeah
<SkYFLuXX> but it's creamier
<MoonBagel> I haven't ever had a salty lollipop
<MoonBagel> pretzels aren't creamy, silly!!
<MoonBagel> unless you put cheese on them.
<MoonBagel> but I don't like cheese.
<SkYFLuXX> well alright
<MoonBagel> I think I might be lactose intolerant.
<SkYFLuXX> NO!
<SkYFLuXX> it's just a new kind of lolipop ok
<MoonBagel> Does the wrapper get stuck to it?
<SkYFLuXX> well sometimes my snake is bad
<SkYFLuXX> so i spank him
<MoonBagel> oh no.
<SkYFLuXX> and he pukes
<MoonBagel> that doesn't sound good :\
<SkYFLuXX> and i have to clean it up with a tissue
<SkYFLuXX> and from the puke
<MoonBagel> I would not want to puke
<MoonBagel> I don't like getting spanked
<SkYFLuXX> the tissue sticks to my snake
<MoonBagel> it makes me cry
<SkYFLuXX> well my snake likes it very much
<MoonBagel> how do you know?
<MoonBagel> Does it TELL you? :P
<SkYFLuXX> yes
<SkYFLuXX> he says it feels very good
<MoonBagel> I didn't know snakes could talk
<SkYFLuXX> well he doesn't exactly tell me
<SkYFLuXX> but trust me
<SkYFLuXX> i KNOW he likes it
<MoonBagel> how do you know, though?
<SkYFLuXX> ohh i know
<SkYFLuXX> trust me I KNOW
<MoonBagel> but how??!
<SkYFLuXX> just TRUST ME
<MoonBagel> Why?
<SkYFLuXX> alright
<MoonBagel> okay.
<SkYFLuXX> I PUT A BUNCH OF VASOLINE ON MY HAND
<SkYFLuXX> I WRAP MY HAND ARUOND MY DAMNED DICK
<SkYFLuXX> AND SLIDEI T UP AND DOWN REALLY FAST
<SkYFLuXX> UNTIL I CUM!
<SkYFLuXX> AND I LIKE IT ALOT!
<MoonBagel> okay.
<MoonBagel> What's cum?
<MoonBagel> You spelled 'come' wrong, dummy
<SkYFLuXX> heh
<SkYFLuXX> this white sticky stuff that makes babies
<MoonBagel> how does it make babies?
<MoonBagel> Babies are kind of pink
<SkYFLuXX> magic
<MoonBagel> oh.
<MoonBagel> okay.
<MoonBagel> thank you!
<MoonBagel> I've learned a lot this evening
<SkYFLuXX> chow old are u?
<MoonBagel> 17
<SkYFLuXX> errr
<SkYFLuXX> heh
<SkYFLuXX> you don't say
<MoonBagel> I do say
<MoonBagel> Silly, I just did
<SkYFLuXX> i hope for your sake you're playing dumb
<SkYFLuXX> heh
<MoonBagel> umm..
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #202 -- written by MoonBagel -- 3/06/98 *
