The Hogs of Entropy 0159

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The Hogs of Entropy

 · 5 years ago

  

 
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                             >> "Dick Van Dyke" << 

                                 by -> Jubjub 

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        so anyway, there's this comedian named penis van lesbian, and he's 
 really funny.  one night he's performing and after the show this guy comes 
 up to him and says "you're hilarious! i'll pay you $500 to work for me, 
 what's your name?" so penis says "penis van lesbian." and the guy replies 
 "oh.. that name isn't marketable, bye" and he leaves. so, the next night 
 penis is performing and after the show a guy comes up to him and says "hey, 
 i'll pay you $1000 to work for me.. what's your name?" "penis van lesbian" 
 "i'm sorry.. that name doesn't sell" and the guy leaves. the next night 
 penis does a show and backstage a guy comes up and says "i'll pay you $1500 
 to perform at my club, what's your name" "penis van lesbian" and the guy 
 says "ahh.. that's ok, we can just change it to dick van dyke" 

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    * (c) HoE publications.  HoE #159 -- written by Jubjub -- 12/17/97 *