The Hogs of Entropy 0097

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The Hogs of Entropy

 · 5 years ago

  

more hoe. 
stupid ascii.                             MOO 
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    m00!                 Hogs   Of   Entropy 

 
  
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Alright folks here's another super duper issue of h0e and it's number 97. 
aww yeah, I bet you are just jumping off your seat to read this one.  Okay 
well, here's the lowdown on this issue: it's good, read it.    

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long-sleeve shirts 
submitted - kaia's friend drew 

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     Once there was a stupid, overgrown adolescent.  Stupid, because he 
let his emotions guide all of his actions.  He should have learned his lesson  
when someone he cared for very dearly suddenly turned her back on him.  But no, 
he was stupid, and not six months later, he tried again.  This time would be  
different.   
     He would do nothing to scare this second person off, for she was  
too special.  He cared about her even more than the first one, if that were  
possible.  He found the energy of the relationship so fulfilling that it made  
up for the complete and utter lack of sex in his life.  This was all he needed. 
To be close to someone he loved.  This was all he wanted.  But she let people 
convince her otherwise.  "He will rape you if you keep on letting him ha 
ng around," they told her.  And she believed it.   
     So one day, completely out of nowhere, she decided she would have no  
further contact with this person who had shared so much of her life for the  
past six months.  Seeing how misunderstood he had been, our hero lost all will  
to live.  "At least I have my work," he said.  But then, he realized, he  
didn't even have that.  Because everytime he sat down to do work, all he could  
think of was how much this girl had hurt him, and he'd start to cry.  So 
he failed all of his classes.  But he never had to drop out of school, because  
he lost all will to live way before that.   
     For some inexplicable reason he started vomiting uncontrollably.  And    
realizing that only one person remained who gave a shit about him, in the  
midst of his vomiting he would write silly stories in an attempt to get this  
friend's attention.  But actually, the "friend" didn't give a damn about  
whether he lived or died, or was happy or sad.  Eventually he died of  
starvation because he couldn't keep any food in his stomach. 

 
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