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The Hogs of Entropy 0036
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| | "The gNu Hog Order" | |
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| | By: Mogel/Corrosion | |
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This is NOT Chapter I
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The thunder crushed across the morning sky and the tale of armageddon
was to unravel. Daylight gave way to the caress of darkness, and lightning
dragged it's talons through the cities. Humanity was holding itself
together by a single thread of hope that all would end. The children
amassed to wonder what would save their pathetic lives from the ruin that
had been swept on them so fast and forceful. The edlers gathered together
for protection. The junction of time and space was under siege by a
horrible force, the force of hypocracy unleashed. It inhabited all things
around it, it began to assimilate itself. It not only tore at it's flesh
from both ends, but it ate at itself from the very core. It ate at it's
young heart and it died a slow painful death that would mean ruin of the
age of man.
It came at once. Entropy was born.
Entropy was the force that pulled us all toward our dying day.
Anything random, anything that seperated, anything that had it's own
tendancy to move away from order was Entropy. The human race had become
Entropy's favorite pet and so set upon the land of the dying race.
It began devouring one of the very things that which all people
held dear - security. The waves of trust ripped and tore at each other as
it forced people to stop thinking. Homes, Buildings, Cities, Countries
imploded and melted away as Entropy took hold with an icy, demonic grip.
The fabric of reality as we know it was fraying at it's edges.
It was all child's play. It was all too easy.
Alas, there was one sliver of hope the world had left to prevent
this genocidal erasure of humanity from the tyranical greed that was
Entropy. It was the Hog. And it was from the great pools of life that the
dawning of the Hog was to come. It was a happening of random, beautiful
pure randomness. The Hog, knowing this randomness was to go forth, and
bring the wisdom to the outsiders. In the days of the Hog's youth he
traveled to the edges of the Earth, silently observing the predictability,
and knowing it to be false. True, he appeared a simple Hog, but not so,
for he was an extraordinary example of the evolution of disorder. A
perfect glitch.
It was in this chance consummate purity that he reveled. The people
of the third star from the Sun were to be taught well this deterioration
of uniformity, and the task was at hand. The Hog set out at day break on
the fateful day, known thereafter as The Day of The Awakening, and came
upon a prime subject for teaching.
Alas, the Hog's judge of character was not as broad as his
knowledge, and he was remanded to perform in a circus side show as "Harpo,
The Talking Pig." After his refusal to speak, he was sold to Pigman's
Bar-B-Q of Rodanthe, North Carolina where he was to be held as a mascot.
The owner, captivated by the enlightenment bestowed upon him by the Hog
and after many bottles of stout ale, set the mighty Hog free. It was
here that his sidetracked, but nevertheless majestic voyage was to truly
begin.
This is not Chapter One Either
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Entropy's only glitch was the Hog, and the Hog's only glitch was
the devil Entropy. They were the same, spawned from one another and
yet they were of opposite threads. Entropy, the seething hypocritical
materialization of mankind's darkest traits, and the Hog, it's hunger
for knowledge, and respect for balance. The were like brothers and yet
they would tear each other apart at the slightest opportunity.
They were cosmic rivals with powers unmatched.
The Great Hog was to give his benevolent gift to humanity and thus
he was immediatly sucked into a loophole, a vacuum, and teleported to the
darkest, most vile patch of earth. It was here the bringer of the darkness
waited to slaughter it's brother. The Hog was planted firmly in New York's
Central Park.
The park began to fill with the society's most destructive freaks,
all under the control of Entropy. They gathered around the Hog and
prepared to begin a mighty clash against the Great Hog of Randomness.
These outcasts were no petty criminals, they were armed with information,
albeit sometimes erroneous, and chatter was heard in the crowd...
"Hey, I have this great file on how to make a Draino bong! We could use
that!" "No man, it's a Draino bomb! Not bong - a bomb!" "Yeah, well I
have a file one of them too.." The battle lasted mere seconds as the
Hog merely spoke to them his words of wisdom. The Hog has grown more
powerful and more wiser the longer he lived apart from his vile brother.
Each man was scarred with an insigna by the Hog as each collapsed
from such a sudden burst of knowledge. Life. It was all so obvious, and
these mortals had never realized it. Each of their arms now read:
Ride the Wave of Evil. Use it for Good. Be a Hog of...
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And from this band of hoodlums, thieves, vandals, explorers, and
mercenaries came the first wave of the Great Hog's Disciples. They
latched onto the Hope and the Wisdom that the Hog taught them. They rode
the wave and they were almost truly free.
Almost.
We are Almost at Chapter one Now, So Be Patient
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Entropy could not stand the worship and respect of anything...
Especially not Logic and Wisdom. Those were deadly forces that could not
be trifled with as easily. He immediatly delved into all taps of power,
randomness, and breakdown at his command and blasted it at the Hog.
The Hog, being the very soul brother of Entropy was attacked on two
fronts. The first being the sheer outer power of force ripping at the
Hog's logical existance... the second more important being the inner
conflict. Any great true power can only be completly destroyed from the
inside. The shards of inate logical magic that both entities possessed
began to battle viciously at each other. The world shook like an
earthquake.
The Perfect Glitch that has laid the path for Humanity's creation,
and possible destruction was the object of the conflict. It's was a
complete paradox that was imploding on itself to eventually come up with
a final, undefinable answer. Entropy was destruction through total
randomness. The Great Hog was the creation of something better through
randomness. It was a logic that could not be settled peacefully.
The sheer lust for destruction that Entropy wished on the Great
Hog was enough, however, to do the last final blow. The Great Insult of
Existance was cast onto the great Hog through pure self dread and ended the
life of the Great Hog. His head was completely obliterated and there was
a moment of silence which seemed to last for days.
But Entropy had still failed. The Wisdom was passed quickly to the
instant mortal disciples who knew they must propogate the Hog...for the Hog
was not control. The Hog was freedom through the true perfect glitch that
was Entropy and Logic simultaneously.
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.$$$P ^$$$$ Entropy, and it pulls everyone
$$$$ /~\ /~\ '$$$b and everything in a direction.
J$$$" @ @ *$$$. Be it one man's chaos, and
$$$P ^$$$L another man's hell, and yet
.$$$F $$$$ another man's paradise. Entropy
4$$$" .... $$$$ is always there. Every action,
4$$$ zd$$$$$$bc $$$$ move, force we make to fight
4$$$r d$P""$$""*$b $$$$ Entropy gives an equal reaction
$$$L 4$$" 3F 4$$F $$$$ back that is a due effect of
$$$$ ^$$L .$b..d$$" 4$$$F that cause made. Entropy is
'$$$L ^*$$$$$$$$P" $$$$ this. Entropy is the random
@$$$c ^"****"" d$$$" force that can bring life to a
^$$$$c .d$$$P stop or a start. The Great Hog
^$$$$b. z$$$$P has summonded people...and he is
$$$$$$e......e$$$$$$ bringing forth a new religion
@$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$@ from our cow instinctal roots.
@@$$$$$$$$$$@@ The new Hog followers will
Gilo94' worship only one thing, and that
is the NON-Worship of anything.
The Great Hogs final words to his children were this:
"They will be the Hogs of Entropy, and they will ride the oceanic
waves of randomality until the world has been completely pulled to a final
future through means of man or means of nature or both and the final fate
is still being written."
Now for Chapter One.
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Copyright (c) 1994 HoE Publications, Mogel, and Corrosion #36 --> 12/09/94
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