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| | "King Missle Lyrics" | |
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King Missle Spazs. King Missle is Fucked. King Missle Kicks Butt.
The Commercial
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Lately I've seen red
I've killed with words
I've wished and hoped
and swam through a river of snot
twice as wide as the mighty
Mississippi,
but I wanna know about the commercial
An Irish guy walking through a field of green
whistling one of those Irish jigs
and a woman walks up and says
"manly yes, but I like it too."
Then the guy pulls out a huge knife
and cuts off his first two fingers
and somehow catches them in what's
left of his left hand
and hands them to the woman.
Did I mention they are both dressed in green?
Then they both sing this song together
"Are you icky, are you sticky, are you hot as anything
hey cut off two of your fingers and stab yourself in the eye!"
then he stabs himself in the eye and hands her the knife
and she stabs herself in the eye okay, okay.
So what about that?
Then they join arms and do this Irish folk dance
while taking turns dismembering each other
this was a commerical for deoderant I think
or soap or somthing
now all the body parts are lying in a heap
but the heads are still singing
"Are you icky, are you sticky, are you hot as anything
hey get away from summer and cut off all your limbs!"
Then all the body parts start hoppin' and boppin' around
like little bunny rats
then they jump in the mouths of the singing heads
but then they just slip right out of the severed necks
and keep boppin' about
it's very beautiful music that is playing
there's and Irish flute and a mandolin I think
and the background singers sound just like the Clancy Brothers
it's really a wonderful comercial
spectacular
it must of cost a fortune to make
the kind of commercial you would see during a Super Bowl maybe
where the advertising time cost a million dollars
a half a minute
wow imagine that
a million dollars for half a minute
anyway by the end it looks like the two of them have been
a juicer or a food processor or a blender or somthing
it's just a pink puraid of blood bone and flesh in a big bucket
but it's still singing somehow
are you icky, are you sticky, are you hot as anything
hey blend yourself, proccess yourself
become a glass of animal juice
haven't you had enough of fruit juices and vegtable juices
next time company comes over offer them a cool refreshing glass
of youself
give 'em yourself
stop being such a selfish piece of snot, okay?
okay, okay.
and now back to our program
Socks
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Look at all my socks
Oh so many, many socks
I can't even believe it
can you imagine how they make so many socks
I can't even begin to count them all
let alone think about wearing them
so many socks
how did I get so many
where did they come from
HEY
why do I have so many socks
I'm innovated
I can't
no I'm sorry
this won't do
I cannot have this
this is too many
I cannot have this many socks
this will not do
please take some of these socks
many away at once
Ah yes thank you
this is much more managable
this is quite good
this is quite precisley the cleanest essentially right number
I am extremely pleased
Love Is
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Love is beautiful
Like birds that sing
Love is not ugly
like rats in a puddle of vomit
Love is beautiful
Like the sunshine
and the dancing wind
Love is not ugly
like pus
and lice
and tabacco snot
Love is beautiful
Like all the little animals
in a forest full of green
that smells like pine and wonder
Love is not invisible brain control
and pain
and malicious intent
and lying all the time
although it can be all of these things
and more
Love is a many splendored thing
It is not a shitload of slaughtered pigs
rotting and festering
in the bleeding desert
Love is what love is
and Love is not
what love is not
What If
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One day
what if one day
what if I say
I wish I was a tree
and then suddenly I was a tree
then could I wish myself back
No trees can't wish
What if I wished I was a wishing tree
A tree that could wish
What if I wished I was a toilet bowl
and then I was one
and the wind changed
and I stayed that way
Or what If I wished I was a toilet bowl
and suddently I was a tree
would I be able to say
hey I wanted to be a toilet bowl
not a tree
no I wouldn't be able to say that
because trees can't talk
they don't have any mouths
I would have to have the foresight to say
I wish I was a toilet
but If I changed into a tree instead
I wish to be a tree with a mouth
and can wish to change back into
a human being
because I only ever want
to be a toilet
or a tree
for a very great period of time
I guess
This is the exact reason
why they always say
you should be very careful
what you wish for
The Dishwasher
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He looked late 30s maybe mid-30
tall maybe 6 feet
I saw him I the guatamalan clothing place
He was thin, and hungry
they sold jewlry there I noticed some bracelets
with sanscript writing on them
I think the woman behind the counter looked
like she was Indian
not American-Indian,
Indian-Indian
she had a weird smile
on her face as I walked in
I saw looking at the bracelets
he said he was looking for work
he said I applied for work
as a dishwasher
as a dishwasher
as a dishwasher
over at the hotel, I'll find out tommmorow
but if they don't there are 6 other places looking
for dishwashers
she's smiling at him and I'm realizing
now hours later
she didn't know him, he said "see ya" and leaves
and I'm still looking at stuff
she looks real nervous.
she's not Indian
too light skinned, maybe, I don't know but she
didn't speak english very well so he says "see ya"
and I'm looking at stuff and I'm realizing now,
hours later, she didn't know him
she was just going along with him and he
obvisouly wasn't a customer either
cause he said he was looking for work
he applied for work as a dishwasher
as a dishwasher
as a dishwasher
they don't make alot of money
somthing was going on
he was desperate
maybe he went in there to try to sell somthing
maybe he was trying to distract her so he could
take somthing.
He was thin, and hungry and desperate
I mean he obvisouly wasn't a customer but
I didn't figure it out till later after
the movie I'm walking back and I'm playing the
movie back in my head
I'm playing the scene back in my head in the
store, he looked late 30s maybe mid 30s
maybe 6 feet in the guantamalan clothing place
they sold bracelets with sanscript writing on them
the woman behind the counter looked light skinned,
she didn't speak english very well
I should of done somthing
I should of realized
I should of paid attention
I should of been awake
he told her he was looking for work
as a dishwasher
as a dishwasher
a dishwaher
I didn't really get a good look at him
he looked like a dishwasher
I belived him
but now I think he was lying
I think he took somthing
she seemed real nervous
I should of done somthing
I didn't know
I wish I had done somthing
I didn't know
is she all right?
do you think he...
did she identify him?
if she's dead now how did she get my name
I don't know any dishwshers
no I never was in vietnam
she is definetally not vietnamese
is she dead
do you think he
he looked late 30s
I think he stole somthing
do you think he killed her
He looked late 30s
maybe mid 30s
tall, maybe 6 feet
I saw him in the guatamalan clothing place
he was thin and hungry
they sold jewlery there too
I noticed some bracelets there with sanscript
writing on them
the woman behind the counter looked like she
Indian
not American-Indian
but Indian-Indian
she had a weird smile on her face as I walked in
I was looking at the bracelets
he said he was looking for work
he said
I applied for work
as a dishwasher
as a dishwasher
a dishwasher!
Mr. A-Ko is a Penis.
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