The Hogs of Entropy 0003

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                         The Microwave Bomb 
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                                               By, Shotgun Willie 

 Release Date: 08/30/94 
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     The concept behind this bomb is quite simple, and it is also quite easy  
 to make.  So if you fuck up, your an idiot. 

        First, just take a tennis ball, and cut a small hole in it.  The  
 hole only needs to be big enough for a funnel to poke into.  Next, Get a  
 funnel, and fill the tennis ball half full of gasoline.  You should know 
 how to get gasoline.  Then, find some pieces of metal.  Chunks of steel or  
 chunks of a soup can work nicely.  You'll need to cut the soup can into  
 lots of little bits.  Pour a small handful of metal chunks into the tennis  
 ball.  Then, seal the hole in the tennis ball with epoxy (my  
 recommendation), or some kind of glue that is VERY strong. 
         
        Now to use the bomb(Did ya' think I would leave you in the dark from 
 this part?).  Find the idiot's house, sneak in, and find the microwave.  
 Take a lighter, and hold it under the ball (Note: it is important that you 
 successfully sealed the ball with glue, or the gasoline will give you a  
 little surprise at this point), until the ball is no longer squishy (i.e.  
 until it feels like new, meaning there are a lot of compressed gasoline  
 vapors inside the ball.   
        Now quickly run to the microwave, and put the ball inside.  Set the  
 microwave on high, and set the timer for 5 minutes.  This is one TV dinner  
 that they won't forget.  Hit start, and run like fucking hell! (Hint: Know  
 which direction you are going to run AHEAD of time) About ten seconds after  
 you hit the start button, the ball explodes, and the microwave door goes  
 flying away.  There's a whole shit load of noise, and gasoline is spread  
 all around the room(Super-Mega-Evil-Grin), which can lead to more fun. 
        A guy out in California burned his ex-wife's house down a few years 
 ago with this.  Have fun. 

        And remember kids...don't try this at home!!!  
                          
                                        Do it at a friend's house. 

                                Sincerely your friend in mayhem, 
                         
                                                Shotgun Willie 

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