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The Hidden Obvious

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                           MoDeRN DaY FaBLeS #2! 

                          by MABCOSS and THANATOS 

 

 
    "Order in the court! Order in the court!" (No, I'm NOT going to put 
    in one of those stupid "I'll Have Salami On Rye" jokes! You think 
    I'm THAT demented?! Okay.. Maybe you're right. But still...) "What 
    is the next case?" asked Judge Wilson. 

    "Your Honor, the next case is Brown versus the Topeka Board of Jahoves 
    Witnesses," responded the bailiff. 

    "What are the charges?" 

    "Segregation of the people whom God killed." 

    "How does the defense plead?" 

    "Innocent by reason of the 1804 Supreme Court decision of ~Seperate 
    but Dead.~" 

    "Your Honor," spoke the Prosecutor, who strangely enough had spikes 
    rising out of his head and a barbed tail (not that that's unusual 
    in the '90s), "I object!" 

    "But Mister - what did you say your name was - Oh, yeah. I fuckin - 
    Secretary, scratch that from the record - ahem.. forgot. Mr. Satan 
    Devilson. We have not as of yet started the trial!" 

    "I know, Your Honor. I just like to object." 

    "Your Honor.." said a Jehovas Witness on the stand, "you have a very 
    sick daughter. Maybe if you dismissed the case, I could talk over 
    a healing with the Big Guy." 

    "The Court is blind to bribes! Now go to your seat!" 

    As the Jehovas Witness went back to his seat, he was heard to mumble 
    something: "The Court may be blind.. but so will you!" 

    Just then, the Jury went insane, ripped open its chamber, and devoured 
    the Judge. The case was then dismissed. 

    Now, what was the moral of this story? Everyone knows what happens 
    to judges who ain't corrupt. 

 
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