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Disclaimer: I hereby state that I, Java Man, Did write this T-file
and used someone else's program to convert this to a com
file. i'm not sure who's it is but who ever it is
Thank you.
===Reality Check===
Well, Text file 3 from our demented minds, hmm about time we start
talking about some hidden obviousness here, nuff about us (even though I
didn't say a word about me, id figure what you think of me from knowing me
under a different name and reading these t-files is good enough) A friend of
mine under the name of, lets call him Necrobeastiality, any way he told me
this story and I thought it was enough to do a pretty interesting file on.
===Story time===
It all started a few months ago when he and his g-friend broke up the
day after their one year anniversary. He had a few friends who were known
for selling illegal substances, they also had a knack for picking up
speakers from people he new from, lets just call it laywood.
NecroBeastiality often went to his friends house and came out with
unidentifiable black boxes for the soul purpose of fixing them. People who
saw this thought he was carrying suitcases filled with other stuff. Now in
his school, people have no care for lives other then their own, Rumors ARE
their lives. Don't get me wrong, he IS friends with almost every person
that goes there and his Psychotic demeanor gets the fear and respect of
everyone else, its just in this school, there is no honor or chivalry of the
human code there. Everyone is nice to everyone, except when their not
around. All except necrobeastiality's close friends thought he was a drug
dealer, which soon got to the school facility. In all of his classes his
teachers treated him as a non student, he was no longer respected by his
teachers, when he slept in class (as he usually did) teachers would flip
through their little books named "How To Tell If A Student Is On Drugs" just
looking for reasons to get him thrown out. ==heres where THO comes into
play== in his FIRST period class, Physics, around 7:30 in the morning! he
was sleeping as he usually does, His teacher woke him in class and told him
to go to the nurse and wrote him a pass.....along with a note for the nurse
it read " (Necrobeastiality) sleeps COMFORTABLY and CONSTANTLY in class"
so there he went. clocked in, then clocked out, went to his car in the
parking lot and slept in his car....with a cigarette, he's not stupid.
then went back to school. Later that day he went to the oral surgeon to
have a wisdom tooth taken out. he said it hurt like a bitch, but they gave
him some Vicadal and Percasite (sp?) either way he said they were GOOD pain
killers, Morphine based synthetic codeine. VERY LEGAL I also must add. The
next day in school he went to physics again, then went to his locker. He
came back to class and his teacher wanted a late pass. he said "oh well,
i'm gonna grab some breakfast, we'll try this again tomorrow, ok?"
The next day he went to school, and in his English class there was a
phone call from the office. well necrobeastiality knew it was fer him (he
was flying at this point from the pain killers) and went to the office. The
funny guy with the old-man-plaid-golfing pants told him <ahem>
P=principal N=necrobeastiality
P> "well you skipped a day of school, so im going to have to Suspend
you till we get a parental conference.
N> "So yer saying i dont have to come to school tomorrow because i
didn't come yesterday"
P> "Its not like that, we have reason to believe you might be on drugs
and we have to perform a total drug analysis on you."
N> "I have to take a Piss test for missing school?!?!"
P> "You have to take a 'Urine Analysis' because one of your teachers
recommended it"
N> "fine what ever, all you're going to pick up is my prescription
drugs which are legal"
P> "Well just so you know it will check on over 40 different drugs so
anything will show. now, You MUST finish this day of school, your not
suspended today, ill check up on you, now you behave ok?"
with that he stormed out then went to lunch, fer the rest of the day. He
took a few days of R/R then went back to school, besides the fact of people
he didnt know asking him how much he had to pay in bail money, asking him
why he got arrested for beating the shit out of someone that said something
about his ex-girlfriend(which never happened) he had a fairly shitty day.
so when the principal called him down he said he wouldnt be able to drug
test him for a few weeks with the commings of new drug evaluation rules as
of November 1st. he relaxed and sat back, poping his painkillers according
to his prescription, then the next day the school drug council called him
down to "Talk about his Problem"======== THO conversation of the month===
<ahem>
C=counsiler N=necrobeastility
C> "So <enter name here>, i hear you are having problems in school,
but my job is NOT to bust you, anything you say to me is confidential,
i have degrees in counciling and administration, but im not an
administrator, i cant bust you. im hear to help"
N> "i have no problems"
C> "i know you have no problems, my job is to figure out why you have
problems in school, weather their drug related, family related or even
relationship related. ill help>
N> "i have only been taking prescription pain killers for my wisdom
tooth"
C> "GOOD, YOU realize you have a problem, now what are you going to
do about it so it doesn't interrupt with your schooling?"
N> "I have a problem? actually I do, My fucking jaw hurts from
where the yanked out my god damn tooth, then stapled me up, of course
i have a fricking problem, and the only way im going to keep it from
interfering with my school work is to stay on these things till they
run out, they work great. By the way who recommended me for a drug
evaluation any way?"
C> "I sense some hostility, lets pick up on this some other time, I
think we did some good work here today."
N> "Who recommended me to a drug evaluation!?"
C> "i just got your slip today, the principal said that When your
father came in to talk this morning, that your father set you up for
this"
N> "Thats BULLSHIT! my father would never, he knows me. The Principal
told me i had to do this the day i was suspended!"
C> "Well thats what the school board says, thats all i know, sorry"
Typical shrink, turned everything he said into a confession, analyzed every
word, if he said "bless you" if he sneezed the shrink would think he has a
bad Attitude due to his lack of religion because he didnt say "GOD bless
you" real dick i must say. after a week of agony from his peers, teacher,
counselors, principal, and parents, he got his results back, Took the piss
test ON MORPHINE PAIN KILLERS, bout 1350mgs worth, great stuff, and it DIDNT
SHOW UP!! so he went to everyone and showed it to them, carried it to each
class and announced when he came in. "EVERYTHING CAME UP NEGATIVE, I'M
CLEAN" now everyone askes him what he used to get it out of his
system.<.....sigh.....>
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Thats about all for this file,
THO one liner: "I think my butt is ticklish, every time i fart, i laugh"
ps. who figured out that Necrobeastiality was me?
Industrialize and Materialize my friend for No Hope=No Fear
Later dayz
Java Man
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