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"All the games that are fit to print...and some that aren't."
Un-Realistic: "I have never played a game I didn't like." -Stupid Idiot
Realistic : "This game sucks!" -Ionizer
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Do you live for games? Do you want to play games every second of your life?
Do you find yourself ACTUALLY downloading WC2 addon packs and using them?
If so, then you need a LIFE, but that's besides the point.
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-I would first off, like to reinstate and reconfirm that TGR participates in
NO illegal activity. The purpose of this magazine is for information and
humor and absolutely nothing else. God bless America, and the 1st Amendment
for giving us the freedom of speech.
-For those of you with little intelligence and curious minds, the N64 games
being released by ATXSWAT are for those who have a N64 system and a copier.
Meaning if you have a PC and don't own a N64, don't worry about it, you can't
play them (so stop searching for the .exe's).
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GAME REVIEWS, RATINGS, UN-BIASED OPINIONS, HELP/TIPS FOR INSTALLING GAMES!
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-Rating scale:
(0-19)/100 = In a nutshell, it sucked!
(20-39)/100 = Still crap but slightly better.
(40-49)/100 = Possibly worth downloading.
(50-69)/100 = Pretty decent game. Might want to check it out.
(70-79)/100 = Worth the download if you like that type.
(80-89)/100 = Very good, 9 outta 10 its worth the download.
(90-99)/100 = Excellent game, a MUST download.
100/100 = HOLY SHIT I'VE NEVER SEEN A BETTER GAME!
RATINGS are based on the game idea, graphics, sound, playability, ingenuity,
versatility, and a lot of other words ending in `ity'. These games are based
on what happens on MY COMPUTER ONLY, unless stated otherwise. I always first
follow .nfo directions, and if those don't work or are not available, I then
try other ways. So just b/c it doesn't work for me, doesn't mean it won't
work for you.
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[FiFO] FiRST IN FiRST OUT [FiFO]
-Filenames: FIFOGS??.ZIP
Well besides the fact that this is like old, I tried to run it. There was
just a setup.exe which you were supposed to run, but when I did it gave me
some bullshit about not enough memory and to close some windows. I of course
have plenty of memory and had nothing else even running. I took a look at the
.gif's that come with this, and it looked like they were just ripped off
internet sites. Don't believe me, then try it for yourself.
RATING: NA/100
Street Racer (c) Ubi-Soft [05/05]
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Well this is supposively very good on PSX. However this port doesn't make the
grade. While the game itself is pretty cool, it's got a lot of faults to it.
For one thing, the car goes too fast for the narrow road it is on, and the
tracks are extremely small. The steering is way to sensitive. The game is
almost a blur b/c it goes too fast. There's lot of different graphic modes
for this Go-Cart racing game. However no matter what gfx mode you use, the
game play doesn't utilize the entire screen and it's kinda annoying. You race
on many courses that have lot's of weapons and shit to grab so that you can
beat your opponent up if you can't beat him in the race. This game coulda
been a lot better if they pumped it up to full screen and just made the width
and length of the courses longer, because it's just not a shitload of fun the
way it is now. There is also a demolition board, similar to Destruction Derby
but not as good. There is also split screen for two player mode. But all
this doesn't help if the actual game play isn't too hot.
RATING: 54/100 <coulda done so much better>
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-Filenames: MGKFMM??.ZIP
I can't believe this group had the nerve to say this in their nfo:
"If you think this is a child's game your sadly wrong, I think we should take
note of this new cool game. I sat here for hours playing it."
This is exactly that, A KIDS GAME. It's a stupid children's game of mazes.
It's got a nice story line however, but it's like Pacman, but with more colors
and different enemies. If you got a little kid who likes colorful cartoon
animated games, you might want this, but it gets boring really quick. You're
a stupid fish who has to pick up these green pieces of turd in a maze, with
who the fuck knows how many levels. Nicely put together, but boring game
concept.
RATING: 47/100
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Be warned, it has the burglar virus (although a wussy virus), don't bother.
RATING: VIRUS/100
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-Filenames: RTNLSHB?.ZIP
While most of this, well actually all of the words, is in chinese, no one
said you had to be a genius to play a fighting game, and that's because you
don't need any of the words. Just select the first gibberish from the menu
and smack enter a couple of times and then your in the game. It's a fighting
game where you move along from scene to scene, pick up weapons and food, etc.
It'll get pretty dull and boring after you beat the 3rd or 4th boss, if not
before that. I didn't find any sound in this cocksucker even after using the
setup.exe. If you like repetitive fighting games, then go for this one,
daniel-son. If not, "me suggest yoo looky looky elsewhere."
RATING: 41/100
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REDNECK RAMPAGE ALPHA VERSION 0.7 'MOONSHINE'
[X/9] (c) Xatrix Software and Interplay
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-Filenames: NJC-RR?.ZIP
Haha. This is a funny theme. The game uses the same engine as Duke3D. The
setting however is much different. "Ya' shee now, down herez in hick-sh-ville
we have's to shoot chicken-sh and sh-tuff. Dis'h'ere game is mighty funny if
you like making fun of ush' dumb hick'sh." Although I couldn't get it to work
w/o the sound off, the game was pretty funny. It says there's a lot of fuck-
ing cursing, so I fucking missed out on that fucking aspect of it, cuz I
really wanted to hear the goddamn fucking cursing. This is only Alpha Demo
of it, so it's not anywhere near the entire thing. The game takes place,
at least from what I can tell, outside, and you shoot chickens, big old hick-
looking guys, and all that fun stuff. You of course, like any good hick, are
armed with a shotgun. This only runs in SVGA, so you'll need at least a p/75
to run it smoothly. The shooting is slightly off, but there wasn't any other
noticeable bugs. Get it for a laugh, it's kinda funny.
PS: See pathos's opinion and more detailed review on this in the win95 sec.
RATING: 54/100
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-Filenames: CNTNEO??.ZIP
This game is so blah. You're some investigator or something and you go all
around to different towns and you are involved in a bunch of different things.
Sometimes you have a little shoot-em-up at the warehouse and sometimes you
have to solve a puzzle. The graphics really suck and I don't believe there
was any sound to be found. For the size it is (2.8megs/disk) X (35 disks)
it just isn't worth it. There's so much to do in the game that it's almost
overwhelming, but the graphics make it seem to shitty. However, if you like
comprehensive games you might enjoy this, but I don't see how.
RATING: 55/100
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Accept No Substitutes!
You thought I was gone, you breathed a sigh of relief.. Until now! Guess What?
** I'mmmmm Baaack! **
!#! SEND ME MAIL NOW!! pathos@ns2.clever.net !#!
--- Testers System info ---
Hardware: p-90, 16M ram, 512k cache, Diamond 64 2m Dram, Awe32, 17" ADI, EIDE
^- Massive upgrading soon (MMX200mhz, ScsiUW, 4M 3d video, buttload of ram)
Software: Windows 95 Oem Service Release 2 with directX3 rev. a
Configuration : 800x600 @ 16bit color, fat32, and all the latest drivers.
--- Ratings/Points System ---
100-90= LEECH IT OR DIE! 89-70= Check it
69-50= Ehh maybe 49-30= Prolly not
29-1= Shitzville!! 0= Don't Work
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REDNECK RAMPAGE ALPHA VERSION 0.7 'MOONSHINE' X/9
(c) Xatrix Software and Interplay
Filenames: NJC-RR?.ZIP
Release Date: 05 FEB 1997
"Holy Shit!" No, that's not me talking there.. Thats the actual startup
sample. heh heh.. I realize that this is a demo, and an alpha demo AND last
but not least for Dos, but I just really couldn't fucking pass this up.
Besides, there's only one other review in here, so fuggit. This basically
looks like duke nukem in the middle of Hickville, Arkansas. For the readers
outside of the USA, take 1/2 of the most illiterate, drunken, ass backwards
people in your country, stick em in a state, and you've got arkansas
(Pronounced BTW as "arkensaw") Now that we've got the basics down...
You're in upper Hickville, Arkansas complete with corn fields, barns, and an
old fashioned water tower.. oh, did I fail to mention that your neighbors
would rather spit their chaw on ya than look at ya? Well, ok, maybe just shoot
ya... The weapons are great (theres only 4 different ones in this demo),
consisting of a crowbar (equal to the foot in duke), a revolver, a shotgun,
and dynamite.. Yulp I said dynamite! "Gonna fry yer ass in molasses!"
Actually, if you play this, be careful with that shit, cuz I couldn't figure
out how to throw it after I lit it.. haha Suflee` o hick. The voice-overs and
sound effects are great and dont forget to read the readme file with it.
If I were you, I'd definately leech this, but if not, make sure to grab the
final.. for real It'll make you go watch Deliverance again. "Squeal like a
pig, boy!"
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RALLY CHALLENGE [XX/11]
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File Names: CLSRC??.ZIP
Release Date: 03 FEB 1997
Well, so it's another rally racing game. Whooptie shit. This is like the 50th
one of these in the past couple a months.. However, this one has the
distinction of being the worst one for W95 I've played. What an honor. The
grafix weren't good at all. Really fucken grainy. There's about 3 different
types of sounds. The car engine, the voice telling you which way to go like
"hard right", and a dumb sounding crash when you run into the side of the
road. This thing does keep track of damage though, but big deal, it looks,
sounds, and plays like shit. 11 disks or not, I couldn't give this a thumbs up
if it was 2 (hmm as a matter of fact, it DOES look like it was 2 disks) Didn't
see any network play, or really anything else of interest. heh.. There were
detail levels and the highest detail looked like shit.. The lower detail was
just disgusting. End of this shit..
POINTS: 15 -It did work, but thats about the only thing saving it.
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Well, absolute shit for this week, other than a really cool preview of what
should be a kick ass game. I really don't blame anyone for the lack of
releases, and my sympathy goes out to everyone that got nabbed by the G-men
over the past couple weeks. Just a reminder that people do take copyright
infringement seriously.
Greetz fly out to: #W1, #W5, The magical Island ROK (crack my shit!! :P ), The
American Civil Liberties Union, The Libertarian Party, all my friends
everywhere (you know who you are, and if you're not my friend, WHY NOT?),
all groups, and everyone else striving to make the scene what it should and
can be.
*** Remember the people that sacrificed their shit so you could play a game.
...as my flame burns brighter
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Well, as undeserving as it is, the GOTW goes out to Street Racer from RAZOR.
No, this isn't the best game, and it really doesn't deserve it, but it was
the best of the worst from the past two weeks. REDNECK RAMPAGE would be
your better choice for downloading, but it is just an alpha demo.
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-Note: Nice spelling of the game. It is what it says it is, and you should
know by now what a 2 disk game will get you when it's been cut from 10.
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ChEaTeR PaCk #1 [01/01]
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-Note: This is an extremely valuable pack. It has cheats/trainers/walk-
throughs for many of the games released. Included are over 69 diff.
ones for all sorts of games. I'd just like to personally thank BRAB
for helping the true gamers in the scene with this pack. The read.me
says it will be out once a month.
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-Filenames: AMF-MS??.ZIP
-Note: A must get if you love NFS. 75 tracks is a shitload.
DIABLO BATTLE.NET CRACK [01/01]
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-Filenames: CLSBNCRK.ZIP
-Note: They updated some shit at battle.net so you're going to need this to
play it over the net.
Las Vegas Scenery for Flight Simulator 95
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[x/7] fATE 97 is proud to present 02/08/97
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Addon Scenery from the Microsoft Booster Pack.
Las Vegas - Beautiful Scenery from the gambling
capital of the world. Enjoy...
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-Filenames: FSVEGAS?.ZIP
-Note: "And now ladies and gentleman, a zip who needs no introduction..."
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<*>UPCOMING RELEASE DATES<*>
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-All projected dates are as of FEBRUARY 7TH 1997, 6:11am (EST) and based on
STORE release dates. The info. in this section is updated WHEN AVAILABLE.
Key to system types:
DCD = DOS CD WCD = Windows CD HCD = Windows/Mac. CD
W5C = Win 95 CD W3 = Windows Disk
W53 = Win 95 Disk D3 = DOS Disk
YY/MM/DD | Name of Game | OS | Manufacturer
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3/11/97 NICKLAUS GLF 4 W5C WEA VIDEO
2/7/97 G-NOME W5C 7TH LEVEL
2/10/97 NBA JAM EXTREM W5C ACCLAIM
2/11/97 PSD DLX 3+ W5C BRODERBUND
2/11/97 LVPX PS DXIII+WCD BRODERBUND
2/11/97 PS PRES WRITR W5C BRODERBUND
2/11/97 FORK IN TALE W5C ELECTRONIC ARTS
2/11/97 THE CROW W5C ACCLAIM
2/11/97 CREATURES W5C WEA VIDEO
2/11/97 PDS ENSMB 3+ W5C BRODERBUND
2/15/97 METALWERKS W5C SEGA OF AMERICA INC.
2/15/97 FLT SIM6 EXPAN W5C MICROSOFT
2/15/97 DOMINION W5C 7TH LEVEL
2/15/97 WINDRELALIN WCD SYNCRONYS SOFTWARE
2/15/97 MARBLE DROP W5C MAXIS
2/18/97 COMMAND/CONQR W5C VIRGIN GAMES
2/19/97 SEGA RALLY W5C SEGA OF AMERICA INC.
2/20/97 GARFIELD W5C SEGA OF AMERICA INC.
3/1/97 CAPITALSM PLUS W5C INTERACTIVE MAGIC
3/1/97 INTERSTATE 76 W5C ACTIVISION
3/1/97 BRTSH OPN GOLF W5C EIDOS
3/1/97 SHIVERS 2 W5C SIERRA-ON-LINE INC
3/1/97 MORTIFICATOR W5C PLAYMATES INTERACTIVE ENT
3/1/97 NEED/SPEED 2 W5C ELECTRONIC ARTS
3/1/97 AIR WARRIOR 2 W5C INTERACTIVE MAGIC
3/1/97 TERRACIDE W5C U.S. GOLD INC.
3/1/97 M1A2 ABRAMS W5C INTERACTIVE MAGIC
3/3/97 FALLEN HAVEN W5C INTERACTIVE MAGIC
3/4/97 BB:SCRNWRCKRS W5C VIRGIN GAMES
3/4/97 THE DIVIDE W5C VIRGIN GAMES
3/4/97 SCARAB W5C ELECTRONIC ARTS
3/6/97 HEXEN W5C GT SOFTWARE
3/11/97 SONIC/KNUCKLES W5C SEGA OF AMERICA INC.
3/24/97 TIGER SHARK W5C GT SOFTWARE
3/30/97 STR TRK GEN W5C SPECTRUM HOLOBYTE
3/30/97 OUTLAWS W5C LUCAS ARTS
4/1/97 WORLD SERIES W5C SEGA OF AMERICA INC.
4/15/97 GRAND SLAM 97 W5C VIRGIN GAMES
4/30/97 FPS: GOLF W5C SIERRA-ON-LINE INC
5/1/97 GALACTIC MRAGE W5C VIRGIN GAMES
5/1/97 ULTIMA ONLINE W5C ELECTRONIC ARTS_
5/1/97 BETRAY ANTARA W5C SIERRA-ON-LINE INC
5/1/97 ELEVENTH HOUR W5C VIRGIN GAMES
6/1/97 RED BARON 2 W5C SIERRA-ON-LINE INC
6/1/97 DEATHTRP DNG W5C U.S. GOLD INC.
2/8/97 MSTR CLPS 150 W5C I.M.S.I.
2/12/97 PILOT 5000 US ROBOTICS
2/12/97 ART EXP II WCD NOVA DEVELOPMENT
2/13/97 BARBIE REPUNZL WCD MATTEL
2/21/97 PRINT SHOP WCD BRODERBUND
2/25/97 FMLY TREE BSC WCD BRODERBUND
9/12/97 CUBS & BABYAGA WCD DAVIDSON
2/6/97 SETTLERS2 MSSN DCD BLUE BYTE
2/10/97 DR DRAGO DCD BLUE BYTE
2/10/97 CHEWY DCD BLUE BYTE
2/12/97 LVL MSTR:DUKE DCD SIMON & SCHUSTER
2/12/97 LVL MSTR:C&C DCD SIMON & SCHUSTER
2/12/97 ARK OF TIME DCD KOEI
2/13/97 HIST WORLD DCD AVALON HILL
2/15/97 COMANCHE 3.0 DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
2/19/97 LVL MSTR:QUAKE DCD SIMON & SCHUSTER
2/21/97 ARMOR FIST 2.0 DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
2/21/97 XS DCD GT SOFTWARE
2/25/97 KKND DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
2/25/97 IRON & BLOOD DCD ACCLAIM
2/25/97 REALMS/HAUNTNG DCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
2/28/97 GOLD:MGC CARPT DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
2/28/97 GOLD:SHOCKWAVE DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
2/28/97 GOLD:NAVY FGHT DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
2/28/97 GOLD:CRSDR/REM DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
2/28/97 GOLD:WNG CMDR3 DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
3/1/97 THEME HOSPITAL DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
3/1/97 ROAD MOSCOW DCD ENCORE SOFTWARE INC
3/1/97 ULTMATE SPORTS DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
3/1/97 RELOADED DCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
3/1/97 688I HUNT/KILL DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
3/1/97 DUNGON KEEPR DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
3/1/97 BIRTHRIGHT DCD SIERRA-ON-LINE INC
3/1/97 DARKLIGHT DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
3/1/97 POWER F1 DCD EIDOS
3/1/97 VR BASEBALL DCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
3/4/97 SCREAMER 2 DCD VIRGIN GAMES
3/4/97 SHADOWS/RIVA DCD SIR TECH
3/11/97 ID4 DCD FOX VIDEO
3/11/97 MAGIC GATHER DCD SPECTRUM HOLOBYTE
3/15/97 INTO THE VOID DCD PLAYMATES INTERACTIVE ENT
3/17/97 TSTDRV:OFFROAD DCD WEA VIDEO
3/24/97 IMPER GALACTCA DCD GT SOFTWARE
3/25/97 ATF GOLD DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
3/28/97 AH64LNGBW GOLD DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
3/30/97 XWING VS TIE DCD LUCAS ARTS
4/29/97 LANDS OF LORE2 DCD VIRGIN GAMES
8/26/97 NFL LEGENDS 97 DCD WEA VIDEO
9/12/97 LIAM IMO BND HCD DAVIDSON
2/5/97 YOU/JACK HCD BERKELEY SYSTEMS
2/12/97 GOLDEN GATE HCD PANASONIC
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<*>CORRECTIONS<*>
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-SIR yes SIR, we have gone back into perfection, SIR!
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<*>CLOSINGS<*>
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-Greets out to The Demon for his suggestion and idea and to Gimi for his
help and support of TGR.
-That's it for this week, hope it was of help.
-Ionizer (The Game Reviewer)
Comments/Complaints send to ionizer@ns2.clever.net (NO GAME REQUESTS)
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