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"All the games that are fit to print."
Un-Releastic: "I have never played a game I didn't like." -Stu Pid Fewl
Realistic : "This game sucks!" -Ionizer
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News Updates (Sometimes the news can be funny...ok well maybe never,
============ (but it is now, ok?
-Some of you have been wondering how do I manage to get all the games releas-
ed each week and have time to play them and review them. Well, it's simple!
I own this magic wand called the "Game-o-rizer". What it does, is it magic-
ally downloads shit at 100MB/S and then it automatically follows the direct-
ions in the .nfos and installs them, plays them, and then writes about it.
See I don't actually do anything, it's all my Game-o-rizer magic wand. And
now for a limited time only, you too can purchase a Game-o-rizer magic wand
for the low price of only $1,999. A steal at this low price, it comes in the
following colors: Green, Red, Blue, White Cum, and Yellow Vaginal Yeast
infection. To order, send chicks or babes to "Game-o-rizer", 11 Bullshit Dr.,
Smokey-Air, Los Angeles, California, 90210. Shipping and handling only $50.
Please allow 2-4 centuries for delivery, as it will be shipped through UPS.
-AND NOW from the home office in So-Sue-Me City, Iowa, it's time for Ionizer's
Top Five List. (I couldn't afford all 10 so I got the half price deal)
(Please take this section w/ a laugh and don't be offended, it's just a joke)
(REPEAT: This is merely a joke, it's not true, and is meant just for a laugh)
****TOP FIVE SIGNS TO TELL WHO RELEASED THE GAME YOU DOWNLOADED****
5. It's registered Shareware...............................Razor
4. Baseball?, sure! Pitch? NO!............................Prestige
3. It's a soccer game......................................Hybrid
2. It claims to be something it's not......................RoR
1. It doesn't work.........................................Napalm
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GAME REVIEWS, RATINGS, UN-BIASED OPINIONS, HELP/TIPS FOR INSTALLING GAMES!
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-Rating scale:
(0-19)/100 = In a nutshell, it sucked!
(20-39)/100 = Still crap but slightly better.
(40-49)/100 = Possibly worth downloading.
(50-69)/100 = Pretty decent game. Might want to check it out.
(70-79)/100 = Worth the download if you like that type.
(80-89)/100 = Very good, 9 outta 10 its worth the download.
(90-99)/100 = Excellent game, a MUST download.
100/100 = HOLY SHIT I'VE NEVER SEEN A BETTER GAME!
RATINGS are based on the game idea, graphics, sound, playability, ingenuity,
versatility, and a lot of other words ending in `ity'. These games are based
on what happens on MY COMPUTER ONLY, unless stated otherwise. I always first
follow nfo directions, and if those don't work or are not available, I then
try other ways. So just b/c it doesn't work for me, doesn't mean it won't
work for you.
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A New Duke3D Dukematch Level
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This is a deathmatch only level.
Small to medium in size. 7 megs.
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Just a bunch of .map files to addon to DN3D. Nothing special, a nice collec-
tion to have for games against other people. Some are really shitty, some
are really good. That's about it.
RATING: 30/100 <most do suck>
[HACKERS UNDER WORLD CD-RIP] [32/32]
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; [®] P C W A R E Z ' 9 6 [¯] ;
Ó-----[warden96]-----[06/24/96]-----½
This is a lameass collection of hacking, phreaking and virii shit. It's
basically 180 megs of .txt shit. You must have a lot of free time, be an
extremely bored person, or extremely desperate for hardware type person if
you actually read all this. It's all crap from ages ago, so half the info.
is most likely outdated, "There is a new high-tech thing out, called a cell-
ular phone and you can steal the codes!". Ya know, shit like that ;) Don't
waste your time. It's barely even helpful to newbie hackers.
RATING: 26/100
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Atmos Fear CD-RIP Install Fix [0625]
[=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[01/01]
Uhhh, fantastic, they included the files that were missing, but the game
still won't run because it needs the cd, and fakecd, no matter what way I
used it, would not make it run.
RATING: NA/100
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Tigers on the Prowl 2 (c) HPS [1/1]
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The graphics and the sound on this one makes PacMan look like it's the bomb.
Lame war game, ugly dot-ish graphics, ugly maps and colors, leeto pc speaker
sound. Don't bother, even if you do like wargames.
RATING: 11/100
Virtual Victor XXX GAMEZ [xX/o4]
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ASiAN |_______) BOYZ iNSANE
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Knowing the leader of this group, I thought that this might be a bunch of
gay games with naked guys, especially since it was "Victor". But, I soon
found out it was more like Virtual Vallery, but you see the robot like guy,
Victor, fucking some chick. You can blow her, fuck her from behind, on top,
or be on the bottom. It's practically just like Vallery, you need to gain
stamina, by talking to her, fucking her, etc, and then you can goo all over
her. Graphics pretty good, sound, uhh well it's a lot of "uhhh ohh ahh" etc.
RATING: 43/100
Final Doom (c) GT Interactive [30/30] & Final Doom (c) Id Soft. Dos/Win95 x/29
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Wow, what is this "Doom" thing...it's really revolutionary, I've never seen
anything like it, pff. What is this really? It's really just doom with some
new .wads (levels). They are pretty good wads, but the game engine and des-
ign is still the same. Same monsters, same weapons, same shit. It seriously
just isn't fun anymore. Unless ya get a kick out of beating any new level
that comes out, you really don't need to waste your time. Also, there is no
".exe" or anything that will allow you to play in dos, you have to go into
the subdirectories plutonia and tnt and install those seperately, which is
the same thing as the two releases by Mantis. So if you're just using dos,
you're better off getting the Mantis releases. Oh, and both releases (RZR &
PSG) are the same exact thing, so I don't give a shit which one you get.
RATING: 46/100 (Come on we're sick of it)
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Ultimate Doom (c) Id Soft. Dos/Win95 xx/21
Yaaaawnnn... oh excuse me. Yes, still more doom. It's just a bunch of new
levels once again. Nothing you couldn't just d/l off some lame ass SW board
and get a million .wads, why pay 50 bucks for it? Again, nothing new engine
wise, and you really shouldn't bother to get it unless your a doom freak.
RATING: 50/100 (More newer levels than Final Doom)
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+===[06/06]========PresenTs=\/=====+ & +===[01/06]========PresenTs=\/=====+
| Final Doom - Plutonia DOS Ver | & | Final Doom - Evilution DOS Ver |
| (c) Id Software | & | (c) Id Software |
+==================================+ & +==================================+
Ok now I'm sleeping. Not only am I playing the same game, but I'm playing
the same levels. However for you dos users, I suggest you just get these two
for final doom, because this contains all you need and nothing more. For
more details about it (not like I need to describe Doom to you) check out the
articles on RZR & PSG's Final Doom.
RATING: 46/100
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CYBERJUDAS (c) MERIT STUDIOS [XX/58] CYBERJUDAS: MOVIES & MISC ADDONS [XX/26]
A huge war game, and when I say huge, I mean 220+ megs with the addon. Once
again Napalm ignores the disk limit, it seems like everyone's doing it, so
what the fuck. This is a detailed war game. War, as in future war types,
between nations. It has a nice collection of maps of the world :) . Tons of
shit to do in this one, but it's not really worth it, unless you like war
games and plan to burn this one to cd. It's a good quality game though.
RATING: 61/100
Ok, OK! I know this was released late, but listen to me, I HAVE BEEN DOWN-
LOADING 24 HOURS A DAY SINCE 0627 when groups started dumping games every half
hour and there was a total of 1/2 a gig released in 2 days! Because of this,
and the always favorite aborted downloads, I was unable to review a few games
and still get this out on time. Once again, sorry, but they will of course
be in next week's issue. (I know this ironic considering the first thing
in the news article, but just shutup and go along with it.)
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<*>THE GAME OF THE WEEK<*>
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-There is no GOTW because of the missed games, this week's will be posted in
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<*>OTHER RELEASES<*>
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-Command and Conquer Expansion Pack
-Onside Soccer Animation Pack & German, Spanish, Portuguese, Alaskanian,
Puerto Rican, South Africanian, Ethiopian, & a million other language packs.
-Chaos Overlords (Win95 and dupe)
-Tracer (Prestige, Win95)
-Doom 2 for Win95 (Prestige, Win95)
-FPS Baseball 96 (RazorCD, Win95, Non-Working, Over Disk Limit, 56 disks)
-FPS Baseball 96 (Prestige, Win95, Working, Within Disk Limit, 31 disks)
-Indy Car Racing 2 (Prestige, Win95)
-NHL Power Play (Core Dump, Win95, and not cracked)
-NHL Power Play (Epic, Win95, and cracked by Misha, that kickass cracker)
-Williams Arcade Classics (Prestige, Win95)
-Space Dude (Epic, Dupe of Hybrid back in January, refer to issue #11, where
I accidentaly called it SuperDude)
**Just to once again clear this up, the reason for this huge listing is due
**to the fact that I refuse to install that piece of crap, Win95. This week
**not only included a shitload of games, but tons of which were win95. As
**always, you are free to send in your reviews (as long as it is done in the
**same style and format as I use) to ionizer@ns2.clever.net
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<*>UPCOMING RELEASE DATES<*>
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-All projected dates are as of JUNE 28TH 1996, 8:30am (EST) and based on store
release dates. The information in this section is updated WHEN AVAILABLE.
Key to system types:
DCD = DOS CD WCD = Windows CD MCD = Mac. CD
W95CD = Win 95 CD M3 = Mac. Disk W3 = Windows Disk
W953 = Win 95 Disk D3 = DOS Disk HCD = Mac./Windows CD
Date | Name of Game | OS | Company
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96/06/27 NEED SPEED SE DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/06/27 DRAGONLAIR2 DCD READY SOFT
96/06/27 GENDERWARS DCD GT SOFTWARE
96/06/28 LST ADV LEGND DCD RANDOMSOFT
96/06/28 SPACEHULK 2 DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/06/28 MECH 2 NET DCD ACTIVISION
96/06/28 MECH2 EXPAN DCD ACTIVISION
96/06/28 WARHAMMR 40K DCD MINDSCAPE
96/06/28 FIREFIGHT DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/06/28 BULL FROG PK DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/06/28 MEGA RACE 2 DCD MINDSCAPE
96/06/30 TOTL KNCKOUT DCD ROCKET SCIENCE GAMES, INC.
96/06/30 FLIGHT ZONE DCD WIZARD WORKS
96/07/01 PELICAN HILL DCD ACCESS SOFTWARE
96/07/01 PINEHURST DCD ACCESS SOFTWARE
96/07/01 CAS CHMP2PKR DCD INTRACORP,INC.
96/07/01 OVER REICH DCD AVALON HILL
96/07/01 WZONE DCD WIZARD WORKS
96/07/01 RETURN FIRE DCD GT SOFTWARE
96/07/01 PANDORA SAMP DCD ACCESS SOFTWARE
96/07/02 SYNNERGIST DCD 21ST CENTURY
96/07/05 LINKS LS DCD ACCESS SOFTWARE
96/07/05 TMEK DCD GT SOFTWARE
96/07/08 NUKE IT DCD MICROSTAR
96/07/08 CIV WAR MED DCD ENTERACTIVE INTERNATIONAL
96/07/09 KNIGHTS CHSE DCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
96/07/09 MANIC KARTS DCD VIRGIN GAMES
96/07/10 DEADLINE DCD VIC TOKAI
96/07/12 COMMANCHE2.0 DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/07/12 SHELLSHOCK DCD U.S. GOLD INC.
96/07/20 AD&DCORERULESDCD TSR
96/07/23 GRAND PRIX 2 DCD SPECTRUM HOLOBYTE
96/07/28 QUAKE SHWR DCD ID SOFTWARE
96/07/30 NORMALITY DCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
96/07/31 HIND DCD INTERACTIVE MAGIC
96/08/01 HARVESTER IBCD MERIT SOFTWARE
96/08/01 JETFIGHTR III IBCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
96/08/01 WARHAWK DCD SONY ELECTRONIC PUBLISH/
96/08/01 TWISTD METAL DCD SONY ELECTRONIC PUBLISH/
96/08/01 METAL LORDS DCD NEW WORLD COMPUTING INC.
96/08/01 DUNGON KEEPR DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/08/01 LOST ADMRL II DCD AMERICAN LASER GAMES
96/08/01 PANDORA DCD ACCESS SOFTWARE
96/08/15 DEADLOCK DCD WEA VIDEO
96/08/15 BTLCRSR 3000 DCD TAKE 2 INTERACTIVE
96/08/20 BEDLAM DCD GT SOFTWARE
96/09/01 VR BASEBALL DCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
96/09/01 GOLF NICK P DCD GT SOFTWARE
96/09/01 HIST WORLD DCD AVALON HILL
96/09/01 POWERSLAVE DCD PLAYMATES INTERACTIVE ENT
96/09/05 ALIEN TRIL DCD DIGITAL PICTURES
96/09/15 MAST/ORION 2 DCD SPECTRUM HOLOBYTE
96/09/15 MAGIC GATHER DCD SPECTRUM HOLOBYTE
96/09/30 BLOOD/MAGIC DCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
97/01/01 DEADLY SKIES DCD JVC COMPANY OF AMERICA
96/06/28 ELK MOON #1 HCD ACTIVISION
96/06/28 SHANGHAI 2 HCD ACTIVISION
96/07/25 QIN:TOMB/KING WCD WEA VIDEO
96/08/20 CHESSMATES TCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
96/03/11 HOYLES CLASS MCD SIERRA-ON-LINE INC
96/06/25 TOPTEN MCPK2 MCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/06/27 GAB KNIGHT 2 MCD SIERRA-ON-LINE INC
96/06/28 MECHWARR 2 MCD ACTIVISION
96/06/28 ZORK NEMESIS MCD ACTIVISION
96/06/28 DESCENT II MCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
96/06/28 PRISONER ICE MCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
96/07/01 PELICAN HILL MCD ACCESS SOFTWARE
96/07/01 PINEHURST MCD ACCESS SOFTWARE
96/07/05 SIM ISLE MCD MAXIS
96/08/01 MUPPETS TRSR MCD ACTIVISION
96/08/01 EMPIRE II MCD NEW WORLD COMPUTING INC.
96/08/01 HERO MHT MGC MCD NEW WORLD COMPUTING INC.
96/08/08 KINGDOM/MAGC MCD GT SOFTWARE
96/08/23 9 MCD GT SOFTWARE
96/08/27 MUMMY MCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
96/09/01 MORT KMBT 3 MCD GT SOFTWARE
96/09/01 LOST EDEN MCD VIRGIN GAMES
97/01/01 BLOOD/MAGIC MCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
96/03/05 DRUMBEAT M3 DEADLY GAMES
96/06/27 HOYLE-BLKJAK WCD SIERRA-ON-LINE INC
96/06/28 SHATTRD PRV DCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
96/07/01 BTLGRD4 SHILH WCD ENTERACTIVE INTERNATIONAL
96/07/01 CIVIL WAR:LEE WCD SIERRA-ON-LINE INC
96/07/01 WOOD SHIP MEN WCD AVALON HILL
96/07/01 MCKENZ/FRNDS WCD AMERICAN LASER GAMES
96/07/03 SCIFI TRIVIA WCD SIMON & SCHUSTER
96/07/08 LIGHTHOUSE TCD SIERRA-ON-LINE INC
96/07/15 URBAN RUNNER WCD SIERRA-ON-LINE INC
96/07/16 VOYEUR II WCD PHILIPS INTERACTIVE MEDIA
96/07/23 SHADOAN WCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
96/08/01 DAGGERFALL DCD BETHESDA
96/08/01 MUPPETS TRSR WCD ACTIVISION
96/08/23 9 WCD GT SOFTWARE
96/08/27 MUMMY WCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
96/09/15 NOIR WCD CYBERDREAMS
96/06/28 SIM 2000 NET W5C MAXIS
96/07/01 TRIP PLAY 97 W5C ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/07/01 REAL TROUBLE W5C U.S. GOLD INC.
96/07/01 MARATHON 2 W5C BUNGIE SOFTWARE
96/07/05 SIMISLE W5C MAXIS
96/07/08 CLOSE CMBT W5C MICROSOFT
96/07/10 DIABLO W5C DAVIDSON
96/07/12 OLYMPIC SOCC W5C U.S. GOLD INC.
96/07/15 STAR CONTR 3 W5C WEA VIDEO
96/08/01 HEXEN W5C GT SOFTWARE
96/08/15 MORT KOMBT 3 W5C GT SOFTWARE
96/09/01 MORTIFICATOR W5C PLAYMATES INTERACTIVE ENT
96/09/01 DEATHTRP DNG W5C U.S. GOLD INC.
96/09/01 TERRACIDE W5C U.S. GOLD INC.
96/09/15 REVERENCE W5C CYBERDREAMS
96/09/20 ENCARTA 97 STD W5C MICROSOFT
96/10/01 STR TRK GEN W5C SPECTRUM HOLOBYTE
97/01/01 MINDWARP W5C MAXIS
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<*>CORRECTIONS<*>
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-None.
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<*>LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO<*>
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THIS MAGAZINE IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER, CONDONES THE PIRATING, STEALING, OR ANY
OTHER ILLEGAL MEANS OF OBTAINING SOFTWARE. I AM IN NO WAY RESPONSIBLE FOR
YOUR ACTIONS AS A RESULT OF READING THIS MAGAZINE, NOR HAVE I DONE ANYTHING
ILLEGAL TO OBTAIN THE REVIEWED GAMES. IF YOU LIKE HOW THE REVIEW OF A GAME
SOUNDS THEN BY ALL MEANS PURCHASE IT AND SUPPORT THE SOFTWARE COMPANY.
ANY AND ALL MAGAZINE GROUPS HAVE PERMISSION TO USE THIS IN THEIR MAGAZINE, AS
LONG AS IT HAS NOT BEEN EDITED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, AND YOU HAVE
OBTAINED MY WRITTEN EMAIL PERMISSION.
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<*>CLOSINGS<*>
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-That's it for this week, hope it was of help.
-I'd like to thank the hundreds of you who wrote in about the fact that you
agreed with my review of QUAKE. <Not one single e-mail complaint about it>.
-The group Rise 2 Power explained the reason for their non-working release
of Grand Prix 2, in one of their other releases. Here it is (Thanx Nohand)
"DDMM[ Group Notes ]MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMDD
3 3
: All groups make mistakes, and we made a big one by jumping the :
: gun on releasing GP2. This release was an alpha, so we really :
: couldn't have fixed it. Ohh yeah, and all you fargin lamers :
: that pop in and out of our channel, fuck you. You wouldn't :
: have given 1/2 a shit if a well known group such as Prestige :
: made a mistake like this. Just because R2P is a new group, :
: doesn't mean we're going to crumble from your idiotic pleas. :
: R2P is here to stay. R2P does all this for pure fun, the :
: scene is not a full time job for us. We are no longer going :
: to listen your pathetic crying. Go sit in a corner. :
: :
: ------> Shit Happens! <------ :"
-First off, I agree with most of what they said, but it is TOTALLY not true
that "people wouldn't give a shit if a more well known group made a mistake".
People get on anyone's ass if they want to, they don't care who it is.
-REMINDER: Win95 reviews still wanted and accepted!
-Ionizer (The Game Reviewer)
Comments/Complaints send to ionizer@ns2.clever.net (NO GAME REQUESTS)
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