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"All the games that are fit to print."
Un-Releastic: "I have never played a game I didn't like." -Stu Pid Fewl
Realistic : "This game sucks!" -Ionizer
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News Updates
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-If you have been wondering where TGR #37 is for a while now, you obviously
didn't read the news section of #36.
-****Anyway, I'm back, and as promised, here is the parody song:*****
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*GAMER'S PARADISE*
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-Sung, of course, to Coolio's "Gangsta Paradise", but sounds better if you
have ever heard of Weird Al Yankovic's "Amish Paradise", so go find a copy
of the music and play it in the background and sing along.
-Written entirely by Ionizer [THE GAME REVIEWer].
As I surf through ftp sites, where I store my warez,
I take a look at my hard drive and realize there's no space left!
But that's just typical for a game fanatic like me,
You know, having nothing to download is not my cup of tea.
At 4:30 in the morning, you're waiting for a game,
half the time it'll end up just being real lame...fool.
Cuz I've been downloading and couriering so long, that,
Even top uploader lists tell me that my mind is gone.
I'm a man of games, I'm into playing them,
If they dont have good graphics and sound then fuck 'em.
But if you give me some games, and I'll give you some too,
then tonight I'll be up late, playing against j00.
[CHORUS]
We've been spending most our lives living in a Gamer's Paradise.
We've all leeched and unzipped twice, in a Gamer's Paradise.
Sometimes it's hard work and no life when you're in a Gamer's Paradise.
But we make due with little sacrifice, living in a Gamer's Paradise.
[CHORUS]
A local lamer asked for a ware last week,
I just smiled at him, and said go to #m8leech.
I really don't care, in fact I wish him good luck,
'Cuz I'll be laughing my head off when he realizes the game sucks!
But I ain't never ignored a lamer even if he deserved it,
A Game Reviewer with an attitude, you know that's unheard of.
He should have read T-G-R and he'd know what's cool,
but the dumbass downloads things without a clue...fool.
If you don't read it, you're really missing out,
So when you leech and the game don't work,
Please dont go shout and pout.
There's no reason to not read it,
It's really simple you dumb shit,
It's like typing a .txt,
As simple as that, ack hold I gotta pee...
[CHORUS]
We've been spending most our lives living in a Gamer's Paradise.
We're just people with 28.8 lines, living in a Gamer's Paradise.
There's no time for leeching non-working virii,
when you're in a Gamer's Paradise.
So read The Game Review every night, and everything will be alright.
[CHORUS]
Unzipping a 1.4 meg zip, unarjing a 1.4 meg arj,
Pirating a game, soon I'll pirate 'a nudder.
Think you're really leet?
Think you're tha' shit?
Well I know I'm a million times leeter than you, and your mom's mosquito bite
tits.
I'm the elite guy the little newbies wanna be like,
reviewing games non-stop, scoring points for games, like Afterlife.
So don't be dumb, and don't get whiny,
or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your `hiny'.
[CHORUS]
We've been spending most our lives living in a Gamer's Paradise.
We're all crazy courier-ites, living in a Gamer's Paradise.
There's no ircops or a bandwith limit, in a Gamer's Paradise.
You'd probably think it's 'tha shit, living in a Gamer's Paradise.
AhhhhhhAhhhhhhhh...Ahh, AHh, AHH...AhhhhhhAhhhhhh.....
[CHORUS]
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GAME REVIEWS, RATINGS, UN-BIASED OPINIONS, HELP/TIPS FOR INSTALLING GAMES!
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-Rating scale:
(0-19)/100 = In a nutshell, it sucked!
(20-39)/100 = Still crap but slightly better.
(40-49)/100 = Possibly worth downloading.
(50-69)/100 = Pretty decent game. Might want to check it out.
(70-79)/100 = Worth the download if you like that type.
(80-89)/100 = Very good, 9 outta 10 its worth the download.
(90-99)/100 = Excellent game, a MUST download.
100/100 = HOLY SHIT I'VE NEVER SEEN A BETTER GAME!
RATINGS are based on the game idea, graphics, sound, playability, ingenuity,
versatility, and a lot of other words ending in `ity'. These games are based
on what happens on MY COMPUTER ONLY, unless stated otherwise. I always first
follow nfo directions, and if those don't work or are not available, I then
try other ways. So just b/c it doesn't work for me, doesn't mean it won't
work for you.
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SINCE SOME OF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO READ THE NEWS SECTION, IM FORCED TO WRITE THIS
HERE. IF YOU READ THE NEWS SECTIONS, YOU WOUDLN'T HAVE TO ASK ME THINGS LIKE
"WHY ISN'T #37 OUT YET?" AND STUFF LIKE THAT. READ THE NEWS SECTION, IT'S
NOT LIKE IT'S 40 PAGES LONG, AND IT'S FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT!
ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ & ____________________/¯|__/| ______
Û ÜÜ Û CARRIBEAN STUD POKER MIN.[04/04] & \__ \ _ / __/ __/ / |/____\
Û ßßß ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÜ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ & | __/ _ _/ _| \_ \ \/ / ) /
Û ÛÛÛ ßÛÛÛßÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛßÛÜ ß ÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÜÜÜÜÜ Û & |__|\__\ \______ /___\__\_ \__
Û ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÜÛÛß ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÜÜ ÞÛÛ Û & +-------___/÷e÷/aL!\/-------/____/
Û ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ßÛÛÜ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÜÜÜ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÝ Û & CARRIBEAN STUD POKER:
Û ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛþÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÜÛÛß ÞÛÛ Û & KNOWLEDGE PRO [XX/18]
ßÜ ßÛÜþÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ßÛÛÜÛÛÛÜ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ &
ßßÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ßßß ÜÜÜÜÜ ßßß Û 96-08-24 &
ßßßßßß ßßßßßß &
-Filenames: IRQ-SP??.ZIP -Filenames: PSGCSP??.ZIP
I guess in the Carribean they are either so liquored up, or so fucked up from
hurricanes that they can't even play poker the normal way. So they have this
Carribean poker, which just seems to be poker, but you don't get to pick up
cards. Anyway, I don't like it, and you won't either. It's your typical win-
dows card game, minimized nicely by IRQ57 so you don't need all that added
crap to find out this game sucks in the first place. If for some reason you
or maybe your g-parents have a fetish for "CARRIBEAN" Stud Poker then get it.
RATING: 34/100
CLIF DANGER (c) NEW GENERATION SOFT [9/9]
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-Filenames: HBD-CL??.ZIP
I was taught "If at first you don't succeed try again.", so that's what I did
after this game crashed the first time, right after the it showed the vga pic
of the company that made it. Then it crashed again, and I was taught, "If
at the second time you don't succeed, try harder!". So I did, I figured maybe
I had to have my cd loaded cuz it gave me the typical error shit for when you
need mscdex loaded. But it still did the same thing, and I was taught, "If
by the third time you still fail, then go write a review and tell everyone
the shit don't fucking work!" So, I'm here to tell you that this shit didn't
fucking work for me, and probably won't work for you either, unless there was
some kind of fight that went on with my computer and the game before I unarjed
it, that I don't know about. The game is supposed to be a run'n'jump game
if you care to try for yourself. I'm told a fix will be released soon, and
that if you manage to get it to the intro, hit esc and it just might work.
RATING: NA/100
Olympic Soccer (c) US GOLD [1/16]
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-Filenames: HBD-OL??.ZIP
Oh yeah! More soccer and from Hybrid too! All these soccer games are just
beginning to become a big blur and start to all appear the same. This one
will be a little slow on anything less than a 486/100. It's the usual soccer
game, with tons of different controls for types of passes. The announcer is
there <with an English accent of course> and the crowd noise, and all the
usuals. The menus are very similar to the ones in Olympic Games US GOLD.
If you like soccer and just can't get enough of it, then go ahead and get it.
But I'm telling you, one can only have SO MANY soccer games before you just
get tired of them all together.
RATING: 56/100
ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ
Û ÜÜÜ Û Olympic Soccer RIP & HDFIX [07/07]
Û ßßßß ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÜ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ
Û ÛÛÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛßÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛßÛÛÜ ß ÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÜÜÜÜÜ Û
Û ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÜÛÛÛß ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÜÜ ÞÛÛ Û
Û ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ßÛÛÛÜ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÜÜÜ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÝ Û
Û ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛþÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÜÛÛß ÞÛÛ Û
ßÜ ßßÛÜþÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ßÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ
ßßÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ßßßß ÜÜÜÜÜÜ ßßß Û 96-08-27
ßßßßßß ßßßßßß
-Filenames: IRQ-OS??.ZIP
This is just a smaller rip of the game, plus you can install it to any drive,
not just C:, but still you need to put it in a dir called SDSOCCER. Read the
above review for what the game is like. This rip is missing the voice commen-
tary heard during the game.
RATING: 51/100
Üß Ü ÜÜÛßßÛÛÜ ÛÜ Ü
ÜÛÝ ßÛÜ ÛÛ²Ý ÛÛÞ²²ÛÜ ÞÛÜ
Þ²Û °° ÛÝ °°ÞÛÛ ° Þ²ÝÛÛÝßÛÜ ÛßÛÝjaguar
ÞÛÛÝ ÜÛß ÜÜÜ ÛÛ ÜÛßÞÛÛ ßÛß Þ² ÜÜÜ
Û²Û ßÛÜ ÜÛÛßß²ÝÞÛÝÜÛÛ²ÜÞ²Ý ÛÛÞ²ßß²Û
ÞÛÝ Þ²²ÜÞÛÜ ÜÛ Û² ßÛÛÝÛÝ ° °° Þ²ÝÛÜ ÜÛÝ
ÛÛ ÜÛÛß ßÛÛÛ²ßßÞÛÜ ÞÛ²ÛÞ ÛÛß ßßÛ²ßß
Üß Water Wonder [01/08] ßÛ
-Filenames: KRMAWW??.ZIP
Well this game has originality that's for sure. It's a board game for windows
and you start off as ice and you must make your way around the board as you
are converted into water or steam by the many obstacles in your way. Fun for
the kids maybe, but not for anyone else. Games like this should have one of
those "Reccomended for ages 9 and below." The graphics aren't so hot, but
there are lotsa diff noisy sound effects to go with the game. The game will
get boring quick, and the game play is kind of slow, because first you have
to click "player one" then it goes to your guy, then you have to spin, which
takes about 5 seconds for it to do, then you finally move which could take
like 10 seconds to finish doing, and all in all your turn ends up taking like
30 seconds by the time it's over. Get it for a little bro or sis, but don't
get it for yourself.
RATING: 53/100
ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÜÜÜÜ
Û Û Û ß
-------Û Û Û ßÜ-----
ÝTTGÞ 96'ßÛßß
[XX/o3]
---------------[o8/18/96]-
PreSents :
--* Time Slaughter *--
-Filenames: TTG_SL??.ZIP
Ok this is only a demo and all, but it's still pretty funny and it's only 3
disks. It's your typical MK style fighting with cartoonish like drawings.
However there's a nice intro storyline behind it all, and it's kinda funny.
The game just has tons of blood and guts and stuff like that for all you
freaks who like that shit. The intro shows some demonic character taking a
screwdriver like tool and shoving it through some guys eye and shit. It's
kinda nasty, but funny at the same time. The game play has blood just flying
all over the place and some examples of the humor are this: You beat the guy
and it says "Roses are red, violets are blue, now that your dead, im going to
piss all over you." And he also says "What's that gray crap all over the
floor? Oh yeah it's all the shit I beat out of you." And since it's a demo
the guys even had a nice attitude about registering it, with some funny more
funny shit. It shows a picture of some retard going "Pwwease wegistduh ya
game so you can raise your IQ .001 percent and get a cool `TARD CARD'" Even
if you don't like fighting games, just check this one out for a good laugh,
and make sure you sit through the entire intro, then play the game and win
against both guys and watch again.
RATING: 42/100 <for the actual game>
RATING: 59/100 <for the humor>
STRIKE BASE (c) MAX DESIGN [33/33]
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-Filenames: HBD-SB??.ZIP
You will need mscdex to play this one <the nfo writer said he was unsure>.
This is a typical fly around and shoot things up. The graphics are a little
bit box'y and not impressive at all. It's not too exciting, as you sit there
with in inside the ship perspective, shooting endlessly at objects that only
look like red dots on the map, and by the time you can see them in full they
have already shot you down. You use the mouse to control your movement and
firing, but it's not too quick or slow, it's just right. Still nothing great
and not worth the download.
RATING: 48/100
Azrael`s Tear (c) Mindscape [xx/50]
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-Filenames: HBD-AZ??.ZIP
Finally, here is the final version of this game which had a 4 disk beta a
while back, since the game is the same, here's the quote:
"A crappy 3rd person small screen viewability game. It makes you appear as
though your some high-tech robot who analyzes like every piece of crap you
find. The viewing ability is like 1/4 of the size of you monitor. Average
background sfx, nothing special. Unless you are uh....hmm...a....uhh..a
dork, then you won't like this."
The game won't excite you unless you love to spend hours figuring out what to
do and getting stuff to use somewhere else, etc. Otherwise don't bother with
50 disks.
RATING: 38/100
+----------( n e m e s i s )--ÜÜÜ-----+
Üþ ÜÛÛßÛÛÛ ÛÛÛßÛÛÛßÛ²Ü ÛÛÛßÛ²Û flair
þß ß Û²Û ÛÛÛ Û²Û ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ Û²Û ÛÛÛ þÛÜ
Ü²Ü ÛÛÛ Û²Û ÛÛÛ Û²Û ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÜÜÜÜ ÜßÛ²
ß ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÜÜÜ ÛÛÛ ß²Ûß
þÜþß ²ÛÛ ÛÛ² Û²Û ßßß ÛÛ² ²ÛÛÜÛ²Û Ü
+---------ßßß---------ßßß-ßßß---------+
Ultimate Software's Product Library
**Registered**
+-(o8/26/96)------------------(xx/o4)-+
-Filenames: NMSUSP??.ZIP
A collection of gambling games for your pc. Nothing much to say, they all
will bore you eventually since it's not real money your winning or losing,
and more likely losing. Here are the games included: Cherry Delight Video
Slots V4.1, Double Dynamite Video Slots v4.1, Noisy Video Poker, Noisy Video
Blackjack v4.1, Lucky Stars Video Slots V4.1, Ultimate Language Tutor v4.3,
Real Video Poker v4.1, Real Video Blackjack v4.1, Extreme Slots v1.2, and
Jackpot Slots v1.2. Have fun, I know you won't.
RATING: 41/100
________________________/¯|__/| ___________ &
\___ \ __ / __/ __/ / |/ ____/ __/_ & THE INTERNATIONAL ASSOCIATION
| __/ _/ _/ _| \__ \ \/ / ) / _| / & OF PAKIS PRESENTS: [xx/10]
|___|\__\ \________ /___\__\__ \______\ & AGE OF RIFLES INTRO/ADDON
+--------\___/÷e÷/aL!\/--------/_____\-----+ &
AGE OF RIFLES (c) SSI [01/11] &
+------------------------------------------+ &
-Filenames: RIFLES??.ZIP -Filenames: AORINT??.ZIP
The wargames just keep on rolling. I wonder who actually supports these
games. I mean you can only buy so many of them. Your typical horse, people,
and other type icons. You have a certain amount of moves and you take your
little turn and fire your little weapons. You kill people, you die, you get
bored quick. Unless you live and die for war games don't bother. It's got
all the historical data and battles for you history freaks. The graphics
are standard, sound fx nothing great, and no music. Tons of different buttons
with tons of options. Nothing much else to say except don't forget to load
mscdex and pop in any cd, which wasn't mentioned in the nfo and the `cracked'
.exe didn't seem to fix. They later released a fix for this. The intro is a
total waste of time and totally un-needed.
RATING: 54/100
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Solitaire Antics [xx/o3]
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-Filenames: M8SOLA-?.ZIP
This game was released to make me happy, at least that's what the motiv8.nfo
says:
"To make Ionizer very happy we hit the scene with this cardgame. Another of
those solitaire cardgames, but anyway this one is both for DOS or WIN."
Well that's what it is, solitaire for dos or windows, just in case you don't
have 5,000 different brands of it already. If you own a computer and you
don't know what Solitaire is then your name must be like Forest Gump or some-
thing.
RATING: 31/100
________________________/¯|__/| ___________
\___ \ __ / __/ __/ / |/ ____/ __/_
| __/ _/ _/ _| \__ \ \/ / ) / _| /
|___|\__\ \________ /___\__\__ \______\
+--------\___/÷e÷/aL!\/--------/_____\-----+
HONG KONG MAHJONG FOR WINDOWS [xx/05]
+------------------------------------------+
-Filenames: PSGHKM??.ZIP
Oh joy, mahjong. How much more fun can we have in a day then a game of mah-
jong. I don't know how to play this game, nor do I ever wish to know. It's
for win/win95 and that just doesn't help. You'll need it in the specific
graphics mode it asks for or it'll look fucked up. Anyway there's like lots
of oriental ppl to choose from to pick as your opponents. It's actually
quite funny to pick them and listen to them pretend to be cool and be like
"Yo" or "Hey man waz' up"...dumb chinks. Oh shit, now that I've offended
half the readers out there let me just tell you don't bother unless you like
mahjong <and don't take things offensively>. For a good laugh, take a look
at the HK*.BMP files and see the shmucks make all these dumb faces.
RATING: 35/100
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________________________/¯|__/| ___________ & Australian Rugby League
\___ \ __ / __/ __/ / |/ ____/ __/_ & -Legion- [xx/43]
| __/ _/ _/ _| \__ \ \/ / ) / _| / & =======================
|___|\__\ \________ /___\__\__ \______\ & -Filenames: RUGBY-??.ZIP
+--------\___/÷e÷/aL!\/--------/_____\-----+ &
AUSTRALIAN RUGBY LEAGUE (c)Elec. Arts [xx/46] & THE INTERN. ASSOC. OF PAKIS:
For Dos AND Win 95 100% FULLY CRACKED/WORKING & AUSTRALIAN RUGBY LEAGUE
+------------------------------------------+ & MOVIE ADDON [xx/25] DOS/WIN
-Filenames: PSGARL??.ZIP -Filenames: ARLVID??.ZIP
The Prestige release was supposed to be cracked better and supposed to not
need fakecd. However after unzipping their dosarl.exe, I found that it didn't
matter and I still needed fakecd. So download whichever one you want I don't
care. This is Australian Rugby, that sport sorta like football but for those
tougher Australians. It's in the typical EA style with the check and X but-
tons in the menu, lots of options. It's hard to play the game, and trying to
score, but I assume you could find the computer's weakness if you play it
long enough. Only reccomended for diehard rugby fans, otherwise it's not
really worth your time. The game play is an eagle's eye view at a slant over
somewhat small looking people. Their is a commentator, crowd sfx, but no
music. Not too impressive, but not too shabby. The movie addon didn't seem
to do much since I didn't encounter any playing of any videos in the game nor
at the startup.
RATING: 58/100
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Barbie and her magical house. 13 total disks.
Independant release by bitor on 08/31/96
Dont think this has been released before if it has, oh well.
If you have any questions look me up in
#warez-_-sites.
Installation instructions: Unzip to a temp dir then
arj x barbie.* x:\barbie
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-Filenames: BARBIE??.ZIP
You know, I really wanted to play in Barbie's Magical Whore House, but the
dumbass who packaged this forgot some important files, namely the barbie.exe.
It's also missing the icon and wri file, but you could just create those your-
self to get it to install, but without the barbie.exe your fucked. Oh well,
I guess Ken will just have to wait for some other whore house.
RATING: NA/100
________________________/¯|__/| ___________
\___ \ __ / __/ __/ / |/ ____/ __/_
| __/ _/ _/ _| \__ \ \/ / ) / _| /
|___|\__\ \________ /___\__\__ \______\
+--------\___/÷e÷/aL!\/--------/_____\-----+
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Core Rules CDROM
[x/32]
+------------------------------------------+
-Filenames: PSGCOR??.ZIP
I followed the directions exactly and it appears like that D&D-CRK.COM that
came with it doesn't do much, because it still asked for the CD. Anyway, this
like for the major D&D freaks out there, a collection of the following:
5 Complete AD&D Rule Books, Players Handbook, Dungeon Master Guide, Monstrous
Manual, Tome of Magic, Arms & Equipment Guide, 2-D MapMaker with 3-D viewing,
Character Generators (Both Human & NPC) with printout options, and Monster
Creation utilties, + more. So if you're really not into D&D then don't
bother, but if you are, I'm sure your probably going to want to keep this one,
that is if you get it to work.
RATING: NA/100
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-Pathos had to leave immediately and was not able to write this week, he says
he's sorry and that you guys didn't miss anything good.
Marathon 2: Durandal (c) Bungie [26/26]
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dZG/\ __// _ |/ ____/. | \/\ __/ AIRDOG
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-Filenames: MAR2-??.ZIP
Basically this is just a Doom style game with hi-res graphics. It ran like
crap on my computer (486-dx2/66mhz), so I ran it in low-res. Believe it or
not it still ran like crapola :P. Anyways, when I played it I didn't like it
at ALL. The graphics in low-res are incredibly fuzzy, but hi-res they are
pretty sharp. But the gameplay is very crappy, nonetheless. Somebody told me
Marathon 1 was good on mac, and that's why they put Marathon 2 on PC. Well,
in my opinion they really shouldn't have :), the only thing good was the
music/sound and the cool art before the levels. If your starving for another
duke/doom clone, get this, if your looking for a quality game, don't bother.
This game is kinda lame in my standards :).
RATING: 40/100
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-Filenames: RLXFCP??.ZIP
-WIN95 REVIEW COURTESY OF AIRDOG-
Here is a fine NBA Licensed Microsoft basketball game. I believe it's got all
of the players, all teams, all pix of the players. It's also got season,
playoff, & exhibition modes. This game ran quite good on my computer even
though it's always in Hi-Res (which can't be switched), but besides that it's
a great game. The AI is half decent, and the realism is really good. EX: not
all of your shots go in, this one will be a challenging b-ball game. I never
got to play NBA Live 96, but people have told me this one is better. There
are also sound and music addons released by RLX, but i never got them. The
only thing that's tricky about this game is the installation, but RLX released
a fix the next day I believe to fix that up, +, RAR didn't have long-named
file support =). The view is an overhead view, but there are no different
camera angles. This one smokes.
RATING: 80/100
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<*>THE GAME OF THE WEEK<*>
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-This week's GOTW goes to REFLUX for their release of FULL COURT PRESS. A
great basketball game, too bad it's limited to Win95. Speaking of REFLUX,
it appears as though the ban on them has been lifted and forgotten.
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<*>OTHER RELEASES<*>
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-Since a lot of games came out while I was gone, that were not worth d/l,
I'll just list them (the ones not reviewed), and remember, none were
`extraordinary' or really `must haves'. Also listed are the win95 games
that Pathos will hopefully have in next week's issue:
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TRIVIAL PURSUIT for WINDOWS (c)Hasbro [01/11]
-Filenames: PSGTRV??.ZIP
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\__ ____ _ ____ \ The New
/ / / / / / / Breed
/ / / / / / / -:-\/-:-
\___ /___/ /___ / Presents:
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Trivial Pursuit
(c) Hasbro Interactive
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-Filenames: TNB-TP??.zIP
IDEPENDENT RELEASE (Nice spelling morons)
==================
Trivia Pursuit Sound Addon
(all sound based questions
included, approx 10% of
the game! Works with PSG
& TNB releases.)
39 x 1.45
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-Filenames: TPSND-??.ZIP
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ROBERT E. LEE: CIVIL WAR GENERAL [01/22]
ROBERT E. LEE: AND ITS MILLION ADDONS [XX/XX]
-Filenames: PSGROB??.ZIP
-Note: Like I need to tell you what these war games are like anymore.
ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ROBERT E. LEE: CIVIL WAR GENERAL
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-Filenames: IRQCIV??.ZIP
-Note: Tried this one, and well, it didn't work in win3.1, missing stuff.
THE INTERNATIONAL ASSOCIATION
OF PAKIS
PRESENTS [x/3]
ROBERT E. LEE: CIVIL WAR GENERAL
MULTIMEDIA HISTORY
-Filenames: RELHST??.ZIP
Olympic Games: Winners Edition
(c) U.S. Gold - [XX/11]
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* Olympic Games *
* Speach Addon and Install Help *
* XX/11 *
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-Filenames: OLYADD??.ZIP
PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR (c) IMAGE LINE [xx/22]
SEXY ADVENTURE FOR WINDOWS 95
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-Filenames: ACM-PI??.ZIP
-Note: Win95
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Flight Sim 5 FX-Addon [o5/o5]
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-Filenames: M8FXADD?.ZIP
-Note: Just sound fx addons for Flight Sim 5, wtf actually has that anymore.
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<*>UPCOMING RELEASE DATES<*>
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-All projected dates are as of AUGUST 30TH 1996, 8:15am (EST) and based on
STORE release dates. The info. in this section is updated WHEN AVAILABLE.
Key to system types:
DCD = DOS CD WCD = Windows CD HCD = Windows/Mac. CD
W95CD = Win 95 CD W3 = Windows Disk
W953 = Win 95 Disk D3 = DOS Disk
Date | Name of Game | OS | Company
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96/08/30 MEGA RACE 2 DCD MINDSCAPE
96/09/01 DEADLY SKIES DCD JVC COMPANY OF AMERICA
96/09/02 NFL QB CLUB 97 DCD ACCLAIM
96/09/02 IRONMAN/XO DCD ACCLAIM
96/09/02 GOLF NICK P DCD GT SOFTWARE
96/09/02 AD&DCORERULESDCD TSR
96/09/02 DUNGON KEEPR DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/09/02 HIST WORLD DCD AVALON HILL
96/09/02 POWERSLAVE DCD PLAYMATES INTERACTIVE ENT
96/09/02 DUKE ZONE DCD WIZARD WORKS
96/09/02 MANIC KARTS DCD VIRGIN GAMES
96/09/02 DEADLY GAMES DCD SIR TECH
96/09/02 SILNT HTR PATL DCD MINDSCAPE
96/09/02 F22 LIGHTNING2 DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/09/02 KILRATHI SAGA DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/09/02 CRUSADE:REGRET DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/09/02 RAPID FIRE PAK DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/09/02 ULT GAMERS PAK DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/09/03 MORTL KMBT DUO DCD ACCLAIM
96/09/03 PRAY FOR DEATH DCD VIRGIN GAMES
96/09/05 BUBBLE BOBBLE DCD ACCLAIM
96/09/05 ALIEN TRIL DCD DIGITAL PICTURES
96/09/09 HIND DCD INTERACTIVE MAGIC
96/09/10 HARDLINE DCD VIRGIN GAMES
96/09/15 MAST/ORION 2 DCD SPECTRUM HOLOBYTE
96/09/15 MAGIC GATHER DCD SPECTRUM HOLOBYTE
96/09/15 OVER REICH DCD AVALON HILL
96/09/17 ASSASSIN 2015 DCD WEA VIDEO
96/09/17 NATO FIGHTERS DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/09/24 BEDLAM DCD GT SOFTWARE
96/09/24 C&C RED ALERT DCD VIRGIN GAMES
96/09/25 COMANCHE 3.0 DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/09/27 SYNDICATE WARS DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/09/27 MADDEN NFL 97 DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/09/27 NHL HOCKEY 97 DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/09/30 WAR GMES COLL DCD MINDSCAPE
96/09/30 STL PANTHRS 2 DCD MINDSCAPE
96/09/30 BLOOD/MAGIC DCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
96/09/30 AZRAEL TEAR DCD MINDSCAPE
96/10/01 BARB DESN REFL WCD MATTEL
96/10/01 BARBE STRY MKR WCD MATTEL
96/10/01 BTLCRSR 3000 DCD TAKE 2 INTERACTIVE
96/10/01 SCENERY ITALY DCD WIZARD WORKS
96/10/01 GRID RUNNER DCD VIRGIN GAMES
96/10/07 PRIVATEER 2 DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/10/15 NCAA BASKETBLL DCD GTE INTERACTIVE MEDIA
96/10/15 NEO HUNTER DCD VIRGIN GAMES
96/10/18 PGA96:WNTWRTH DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/10/25 ARMOR FIST 2.0 DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/10/27 TOONSTRUCK DCD VIRGIN GAMES
96/10/29 STAR GENERAL DCD MINDSCAPE
96/10/29 TIMELAPSE DCD GTE INTERACTIVE MEDIA
96/11/01 JETFIGHTR III DCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
96/11/01 VR BASEBALL DCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
96/11/15 LANDS OF LORE2 DCD VIRGIN GAMES
96/11/15 AH64D:KOREAN DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/09/02 POLITICARDS HCD MASQUE
96/10/01 MOTHER GSE LRN HCD MATTEL
96/10/01 FSHRPRCE PARNT HCD MATTEL
96/10/24 SIM PARK HCD MAXIS
96/10/01 SIDWNDR GAMEPAD MICROSOFT
96/08/29 MUMMY WCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS
96/08/30 TRPMKR 97 WCD RAND McNALLY
96/08/30 STREETFND 97 WCD RAND McNALLY
96/09/01 HTWHL TOY CAR WCD MATTEL
96/09/02 WOOD SHIP MEN WCD AVALON HILL
96/09/02 NECRODOME SHR W5CD MINDSCAPE
96/09/02 DUKE WIZARDS W5C WIZARD WORKS
96/09/09 LIGHTHOUSE TCD SIERRA-ON-LINE INC
96/09/13 NTSCP3.0 PED WCD NETSCAPE
96/09/15 DAGGERFALL DCD BETHESDA
96/09/15 ENCARTA97 DX WCD MICROSOFT
96/09/16 SCRABBLE WCD HASBRO INTERACTIVE
96/09/17 NETSCPE GOLD WCD NETSCAPE
96/09/20 MS VIS J++1.0W5C MICROSOFT
96/09/24 MON NIGHT FB WCD DISNEY SOFTWARE
96/10/01 BARBE PRN&PLY WCD MATTEL
96/10/01 BARBIE DESIGN WCD MATTEL
96/10/01 NOIR WCD CYBERDREAMS
96/10/01 OTHELLO WCD HASBRO INTERACTIVE
96/10/14 ULT YAHTZEE WCD HASBRO INTERACTIVE
96/10/14 CLUE WCD HASBRO INTERACTIVE
96/10/22 9 WCD GT SOFTWARE
96/10/24 QCKN 6 WCD INTUIT
96/10/24 QCKN DX 6 WCD INTUIT
96/10/29 COLLEGE FTBL WCD DISNEY SOFTWARE
96/11/01 HOT WHEELS MOUSE WCD MATTEL
96/10/24 QCKN 6 W3 INTUIT
96/08/29 OLYMPIC SOCC W5C U.S. GOLD INC.
96/08/30 MORT KOMBT 3 W5C GT SOFTWARE
96/09/01 NEVERHOOD W5C MICROSOFT
96/09/01 REAL TROUBLE W5C U.S. GOLD INC.
96/09/02 DESTINY W5C INTERACTIVE MAGIC
96/09/02 MARATHON 2 W5C BUNGIE SOFTWARE
96/09/02 MECH 2 MERCS W5C ACTIVISION
96/09/09 NECRODOME W5C MINDSCAPE
96/09/14 AUTOMP ST +5 W5C MICROSOFT
96/09/14 AUTOMP ST+DX W5C MICROSOFT
96/09/14 AUTOMP TRP5.0 W5C MICROSOFT
96/09/15 GREET WKSHP W5C MICROSOFT
96/09/15 MS PICTURE IT W5C MICROSOFT
96/09/15 DEADLY TIDE W5C MICROSOFT
96/09/15 PUBLISHER 97 W5C MICROSOFT
96/09/15 CRL MEGA GAL W5C COREL SYSTEMS
96/09/15 DIE HARD TRL W5C FOX VIDEO
96/09/16 DRK SUN:ONLINE W5C MINDSCAPE
96/09/17 GOLDEN NUGGET W5C VIRGIN GAMES
96/09/17 CIRCLE/BLOOD W5C VIRGIN GAMES
96/09/20 HEXEN W5C GT SOFTWARE
96/09/20 ENCARTA 97 STD W5C MICROSOFT
96/09/24 STAR CONTR 3 W5C WEA VIDEO
96/09/24 WARWIND W5C MINDSCAPE
96/09/24 AGILE WARRIOR W5C VIRGIN GAMES
96/09/24 GRAND SLAM 97 W5C VIRGIN GAMES
96/09/24 C&C RED ALERT W5C VIRGIN GAMES
96/09/27 DIABLO W5C DAVIDSON
96/09/27 NORT UTL 2.0 W5C SYMATEC
96/09/27 ROAD RASH W5C ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/09/27 PGA TOUR 96 W5C ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/09/27 NORT UTL 2.0 U W5C SYMATEC
96/09/27 WRLD ATLS 2.0W5C MICROSOFT
96/09/27 SHERLOCK:ROSE W5C ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/10/01 STR TRK GEN W5C SPECTRUM HOLOBYTE
96/10/01 DOMINION W5C 7TH LEVEL
96/10/01 CLANDESTINY W5C VIRGIN GAMES
96/10/01 NAVY FGHTERS97 W5C ELECTRONIC ARTS
96/10/02 WESTWORLD 2000 W5C SIMON & SCHUSTER
96/10/15 REVERENCE W5C CYBERDREAMS
96/10/15 ELEVENTH HOUR W5C VIRGIN GAMES
96/10/15 ENEMY NATIONS W5C VIACOM
96/10/21 HYPERBLADE W5C ACTIVISION
96/10/22 CADDY HACK W5C VIRGIN GAMES
96/10/22 SCORCHED PLNET W5C VIRGIN GAMES
96/10/27 COMMAND/CONQR W5C VIRGIN GAMES
96/10/29 GALACTIC MRAGE W5C VIRGIN GAMES
96/10/29 ODDBALLZ W5C VIRGIN GAMES
96/11/01 TERRACIDE W5C U.S. GOLD INC.
96/11/01 PUZZ/TRILOBYTE W5C VIRGIN GAMES
96/11/12 TITANIC W5C GTE INTERACTIVE MEDIA
96/11/18 BATTLESHIP W5C HASBRO INTERACTIVE
96/11/18 RISK W5C HASBRO INTERACTIVE
96/12/01 DEATHTRP DNG W5C U.S. GOLD INC.
97/01/01 MINDWARP W5C MAXIS
97/03/01 MORTIFICATOR W5C PLAYMATES INTERACTIVE ENT
96/09/30 HLTHY PC 1.0 W3 SYMATEC
96/09/30 CLNSWP 3.0 W5C QUARTERDECK
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<*>CORRECTIONS<*>
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Q: What did the Game Reviewer say to the newbie?
A: I'm perfect and I don't need corrections.
<Not intended to be funny>
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<*>LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO<*>
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THIS MAGAZINE IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER, CONDONES THE PIRATING, STEALING, OR ANY
OTHER ILLEGAL MEANS OF OBTAINING SOFTWARE. I AM IN NO WAY RESPONSIBLE FOR
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LONG AS IT HAS NOT BEEN EDITED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, AND YOU HAVE
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<*>CLOSINGS<*>
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-Glad to be back...who the fuck am I kidding, I coulda spent the rest of my
life on that PERFECT cruise vacation I had, damn wish I could relive it.
-That's it for this week, hope it was of help.
-Ionizer (The Game Reviewer)
Comments/Complaints send to ionizer@ns2.clever.net (NO GAME REQUESTS)
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