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THE GAME REVIEW
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"All the games that are fit to print."
Un-Releastic: "I have never played a game I didn't like." -Stu Pid Fewl
Realistic : "This game sucks!" -Ionizer
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NEW - It's TGR's first Poll! I want *YOU* the readers to rate the groups *
that release games. The poll will last FOR TWO WEEKS, until 1/20/96.*
The results will then be shown in the 1/21/96 issue. *
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<>POLL ?: Which Games Release Group do you feel is doing the best OVERALL *
job? (Most releases/Quality releases/Consistency/Ability to get *
the release out quick/Problem-free are things to consider.) *
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<>Possible Answers in ABC ORDER plus common short-term names: *
Blade (BLD), Fist, Demolition (DMN), Dominator (DOM), Dragon (DGN), *
Energy (NRG), Hybrid (HBD), Legacy (LGC), Masque (MSQ) Razor/CD (RZR/RCD), *
Release on Rampage (RoR), Starlight (SLT), Tri Star & Red Sector Inc. (TRSi)*
The Council (CNC), Velocity, Zombies...or any other you know of! *
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TO PLACE YOUR VOTE WRITE MAIL TO "ionizer@ns2.clever.net". Make the subject*
include the words "vote" and anywhere in the field include your VOTE AND *
**ONE** VOTE ONLY. Make it clear what it is, especially if it is not a *
common group, include the full name. Your participation will help make *
this a reliable success and it only takes seconds to do! *
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GAME REVIEWS, RATINGS, UN-BIASED OPINIONS, HELP/TIPS FOR INSTALLING GAMES!
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-Rating scale:
(0-19)/100 = In a nutshell, it sucked!
(20-39)/100 = Still crap but slightly better.
(40-49)/100 = Possibly worth downloading.
(50-69)/100 = Pretty decent game. Might want to check it out.
(70-79)/100 = Worth the download if you like that type.
(80-89)/100 = Very good, 9 outta 10 its worth the download.
(90-99)/100 = Excellent game, a MUST download.
100/100 = HOLY SHIT I'VE NEVER SEEN A BETTER GAME!
-It's time for the reviews. The format is like this:
Name of game, group, # of disks, review, rating.
RATINGS are based on if you would have fun playing it NOW.
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=Full Destruction SVGA Commercial=
FCS, 6 disks. Kept coming out with an error. Tried subst/cdemu2/
fakecd, none worked.
RATING: NA/100
=Tilt=
?, 32 disks. I believe this is the also known as "3D Hyper Pinball"
or something like that and it was released by Hybrid, 13 disks a while back.
However, I was unable to get their version to work, but I was able to get
this one to work. This is an excellent realistically looking 3D rendered
pinball game. It contains 6 boards, some of more quality then others. The
sfx are what you could expect, but there is no music. Their are 3 graphic
modes you can use, which changes what type of mode you play the game in (such
as following the ball up and down the table, or an entire view of the table,
or a mixture of, etc..). Try and play around with the graphic modes and view
modes to get it so that you aren't going to want to vomit by the time your
done playing. This is a very good, realistic pinball game, if you're looking
for one. It's not the Pinball Fantasies type series, but it's very good.
RATING: 76/100
=Virtua Girlfriend Krondor=
Has the "1024" virus, and 99.9% chance it's fake.
=Need For Speed Plus=
FNW, 35 disks. It includes two bonus tracks, extra pictures, extra
sounds, "new intro" and more according to the nfo. If you don't know what
this is by now <then your a newbie lamer>, then I'll tell you! Actually, no
I won't, you should know... ok, ok j/k. NFS is one of the ultimate, if not
the best, pc car racing games out. The graphics when put into full effect
are supreme and realistic, and you don't see the same trees going by every
second. The sound effects are what you can expect from a car game, and the
horn on the cars is a cute feature. It has modem play, which I haven't test-
ed yet, but would love to some time soon. This game is full of quality, it's
from Road & Track, and they know their cars, ferrari's, acura lsx something
or another and lots of other cars are included. An absolute must for any car
racing fanatic.
RATING: 95/100
=Realms of Chaos " '96 "=
NFS, 3 disks. Ok this is like the fucking third time I've downloaded
this registered Apogee piece of shit. How many more times do we need to
release it. So I'll just DUPE my review like they duped this release:
"Welp, no need to write something different for a game just because it
was registered. We all know this just means more levels, but in some diff.
color or some slight difference. So here's the quota from review4.txt:
"Suprisingly somewhat good. Similar to Jill of the Jungle. I beat
the sw version in less than 20 minutes. You'll be bored of this in less than
1 day if the reg. version came out."
I stand by my word. I was done with it in 5 minutes." <REVIEW7.TXT>
RATING: 41/100
Wow, a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote...
=Fun 'n' Games Deluxe=
For Kids Only (4KO), 9 disks. Well it's pretty good for size and
what it has. Your little brother/sister or son/daughter might enjoy it. If
you find yourself enjoying it, then I would assume your parents are also
having a babysitter come over to watch you while they are out. It's got some
games, paint stuff, music stuff, and well, just other `stuff'. It's not top
quality, but it's not a piece of shit either. The games are probably good
for someone aged 5-9, can't picture anyone else enjoying it.
RATING: 61/100 <for a kid>
=Power Rangers SS=
?, 22 megs <16 arjs>. It was so nice of this anonymous group to
include all the files but the actual SS program itself. Now you can listen
to really cool .wav's of lasers and other lame sfx, and have a bunch of use-
less .ssi pictures on your hd, w/ no way of viewing those leet power rangers.
RATING: NA/100
=Beavis & Butthead: Virtual Stupidity=
Legacy, 29 disks, WIN95. RoR's release from a while back was only
the diff. games that can be played during the "REAL" game. It's an adventure
game where you, uhh huhuh, uhh Beavis, what's the point of this crap? Uhm,
heh, I dunno, they just like wanna make money and stuff. It's a pretty good
game, but the release cut out a lot of the .WAV's that are needed to play the
game. So you hear some of the things they say, but have no idea what to do
b/c you don't hear some of the other things. If you like this, I suggest
buying it b/c that's the only way to fully enjoy it.
RATING: 82/100 <if you had all the wavs>
=BigTop Interactive (DEMO)=
VCR, 9 disks. This is very similar to Fun `n' Games Deluxe, except
it's for windows. It includes music, drawing, and some stupid ass "groove
thing". It's for kids <*grumble hmrph*> and I'd say the age group for this
one goes down to like 4-8. It's pretty much a strict-budget product, and
is nothing that I'd go run out and buy for anyone.
RATING: 42/100 <for a kid>
=Tornado V1.0E=
Legacy, 4 disks. Here's another version of this not too good flight
simulator. The lack of decent graphics and colors make it seem so dull. I
wouldn't even reccomend it to major flight sim enthusiasts. Although for its
small four disk size, it might still be worth checking out.
RATING: 53/100
=The Unreal Editor / Unreal Beta=
RoR, 3 disks, WIN95. This is supposed to be Epic Megagames competit-
ion for Quake. While this is just a beta version of the game, it looks VERY
promising. The graphics are excellently smooth and good. The music is
extremely superb. I was only able to walk around <didn't find any monsters
or anything to shoot> so it's hard to judge as to what the actual game will
be like. This incorporates a lot of new things that we haven't seen in the
usual "doom" type games. We'll have to see how the finished product turns
out before we can fully judge it.
RATING: 60/100 <for a beta>
=Xenophage Beta (Public BETA)=
Exile, 4 disks. It's Apogee's wannabe MK. The traditional fighting
game. This one shows close up fighting, which makes it a very weak game, b/c
it's more like smashing a couple of buttons fast and then you win. Not much
movement involved if any at all. The graphics aren't too clear either, even
though it's SVGA. The sound fx are barely heard over the lame music track.
The announcer's voice makes it sound like your computer is losing power. It
just doesn't have what it takes to compete with the rest! The beta includes
1 background and 3 characters, reg has 10 of each. Don't be expecting it to
be the next MK or SF, it's just not good, but that's Apogee for you!
RATING: 46/100
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-Games released a second time <even if it is a different version, ex: B&B,
and NFS +, are not eligible to receive GOTW>. So if you take those releases
out, the best game of the week Tilt. Yeah, it was released before also, but
had I gotten it to work then, it would have at least had a chance to win GOTW
Tilt is an excellent realistic pinball game, a must for anyone who likes pin-
ball games. It's got plenty of boards to keep you busy with, and the usual
games to play on the LCD boards on the pinball game.
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<*>UPCOMING RELEASE DATES<*>
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Key to system types:
DCD = DOS CD WCD = Windows CD MCD = Mac. CD
W95CD = Win 95 CD M3 = Mac. Disk W3 = Windows Disk
W953 = Win 95 Disk D3 = DOS Disk HCD = Mac./Windows CD
DATE TITLE SYS
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01/29/95 Warhmmr:Horned Rat W95CD
12/28/95 Psychc Detcv DCD
01/08/96 Deep Space Nine DCD
01/09/96 Daedalus Encounter W95CD
Kyrandia Trilogy DCD
TTAX95 FDFN W3
01/10/96 Ganster Bundle DCD
Phantasmagoria MCD
01/12/96 NFL Qback Club DCD
Warhammer 40K WCD
01/15/96 Cyberia 2 DCD
Elk Moon WCD
Elk Moon #1 MCD
H! Zone DCD
Net Mech DCD
Solitaire Deluxe W95CD
TTAX 95 FDFN DLX WCD
01/16/96 Battlcrsr 3000 DCD
X-Wing Collector MCD
01/17/96 Fast Attack D/W5C
TTAX95 FN CA W3
01/20/96 AH-64D Longbow DCD
Dinotopia WCD
NBA Live 96 DCD
Sensible Soccer DCD
Top Gun DCD
01/23/96 Sport Hits 2 DCD
01/25/96 T-Mek WCD
01/26/96 Silent Hunter DCD
01/30/96 Escalation DCD
Space Bucks WCD
02/01/96 Angel Devoid DCD
Cry.Sys W95CD
CYBERJUDAS DCD
Empire II WCD
Gabriel Knight 2 MCD
Grand Prix 2 DCD
HARVESTER DCD
Heroes M&M MCD
MetalLords DCD
Promised Land DCD
02/01/96 Shadows Over Riva DCD
Spr Bubsy/WIN95 WCD
Starship DCD
Terracide DCD
Wing Commander 4 DCD
02/05/96 Doom II W95CD
Ult Doom: Flesh W95CD
02/06/96 Nicklaus@Muirfield DCD
Star Control 3 DCD
02/07/96 Chronomaster DCD
02/08/96 Pro Pinball:Web DCD
02/10/96 Madden NFL 96 DCD
02/15/96 Maximum Roadkill DCD
Racing's Greatest DCD
02/16/96 A10-2:Silent Thunder W95CD
02/20/96 Ripper DCD
Wooden Ships&Iron Men DCD
02/21/96 Whiplash DCD
02/25/96 Daggerfall DCD
02/26/96 Adams Pinball DCD
Wizardry Gold HCD
03/01/96 Bioforge + DCD
Citzns:Blckwtr Affrs DCD
Civilization 2000 W95CD
Confirmed Kill DCD
Deathtrap Dungeon DCD
Dragon's Lair II DCD
Hoyles Classic MCD
Indy Jones & Adv W95
Jagged H2H DCD
Lost Admiral II DCD
MAGIC/GATHERING DCD
Master of Antares DCD
Mortimer DCD
MT:Earthsiege W95CD
Nemesis DCD
Pax Imperia DCD
Police Quest 5 MCD
03/01/96 Shivers MCD
Space Hulk 2 DCD
St Trk Generations W95CD
Super Heroes DCD
03/03/96 Mortal Kombat 3 W95CD
03/04/96 Tommy WCD
03/05/96 RBI '96 DCD
03/06/96 Rise&Rule/Anc Emp WCD
03/11/96 Hexen W95CD
03/12/96 The id Anthology DCD
03/13/96 Descent 2 DCD
03/18/96 Crystal Skull DCD
03/19/96 Hexen MCD
Mission Force:Cyberstorm W95CD
03/26/96 Hammer Slammer DCD
03/27/96 VR Baseball DCD
04/01/96 Aikman Football MCD
Colonization Gold DCD
Klingon DCD
Pinball Classics DCD
Ripper MCD
Sensory Overload DCD
Toy Story Strybk DCD
04/10/96 NFL Football/Aikman DCD
04/16/96 VR Soccer DCD
04/24/96 Conquest/New World DCD
05/01/96 F-16 Fighting Falcon DCD
Third Reich DCD
06/01/96 Chessmates MCD
Northlands DCD
Vision of Glory DCD
07/01/96 Jetfighter III DCD
08/01/96 Dragon Dice WCD
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<*>CORRECTIONS<*>
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-The WC2 Animations need to be run by doing this:
After running the install, go to the main dir and edit the war2.ini.
Look for the line "intro=0" and change it to "intro=1".
Then run war2 <don't click the mouse or anything, just watch.>
It would be nice if the retarded group who released this, wrote this in an
info. Don't worry if you already deleted it, b/c the intro was nothing
special compared to the game.
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<*>LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO<*>
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THIS MAGAZINE IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER, CONDONES THE PIRATING, STEALING, OR ANY
OTHER ILLEGAL MEANS OF OBTAINING SOFTWARE. I AM IN NO WAY RESPONSIBILE FOR
YOUR ACTIONS AS A RESULT OF READING THIS MAGAZINE, NOR HAVE I DONE ANYTHING
ILLEGAL TO OBTAIN THE REVIEWED GAMES. IF YOU LIKE THE HOW THE REVIEW OF A
GAME SOUNDS THEN BY ALL MEANS PURCHASE IT AND SUPPORT THE SOFTWARE COMPANY.
ANY AND ALL MAGAZINE GROUPS HAVE PERMISSION TO USE THIS IN THEIR MAGAZINE, AS
LONG AS IT HAS NOT BEEN EDITED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM
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<*>CLOSINGS<*>
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-If I missed any of the updated vers/small crappy games this week, then well
that's too fucking bad, b/c I'm sick.
-That's it for this week, hope it was of help.
-Ionizer (Game Reviewer/MALiCE & Razor Courier)
Comments/Complaints send to ionizer@ns2.clever.net (NO QUESTIONS OR REQUESTS)
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