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SPECIAL SOL SUPER MEET ISSUE: PART ONE!
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FIRE AND FORGET EZINE!
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ISSUE #TWO - <Fish> Tracie? TOP MUNTING!
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THE SPACT Newsletter 05/12/03 [Sabbat of Yule]
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<ChickenSoup> Opium should be more widely available.
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The SPACT news letter; short news, reviews, gossip
and love in minature from the SOL crew. For more
of the same check out the other publications
distributed on www.soljo.org.
EDITORS NOTE: I have no spell check on my Laptop
so y'all can fuck right of. Hahaha. I'm a funny
fucker. No seriously; no spell check.
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Steinsky Has No Fear
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Steinsky is joining up with the SOL Super Meet
over the weekend (if everything goes as planned).
This will be the first time that three SOL Admin
have been together since the 'dark times' of
Comrade. Hopfully things will not be so gay. Erm.
Thats prolly a matter of opinion actually. Erm.
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SOL Super Meet: Week One
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11/28/03: Day of BEER.
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PARIS'S SECRET PLAN: Get -really- drunk.
We decided to stick to the traditional venue of
the last few years for the first night; The
Junction pub in Harrow. There PaRiS met up with
Llama and Fish (Who's new nicknames include 'tubby'
and 'bitch tits' as he is beginning to develop
some fairly unattractive 'man-breasts' and other
excess body fat). Drinking began, random people
we all know, including 'Beard Adrian' and 'heyjoe'
were spoken to, fun was had by all.
We were later joined by JerichoZZ at around
10.30pm - it is at this point that PaRiS and
indeed Jericho a) consumed 5 shots each in under
10 mins and b) became Irish.
What happened next is unclear, and will likely
be the subject of much debate for many years to
come.
The meet up continues...
11/29/03: Day of The Magic Tree.
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PARIS'S SECRET PLAN: See the magic tree.
JERICHO'S SECRET PLAN: Go somewhere else.
PaRiS and ChickenSoup set sail for the
Junction pub in Harrow (again) immediately see
"heyjoe" doing something dodgy in the car park.
We shout "subtle" at him. He laughs. Find
Llama and fish inside playing pool with
moody (underage?) girls. We Mock them.
"heyjoe" invites us to dodgy house party. We
consider it.
Night progress's slowly with JerichZZ
threatening to go to Watford (for which he
was indeed soundly thrashed). ChickenSoup
and PaRiS make emergency plans to go to 'The
Red Back' Aussie bar in North Action. Fish's
ex-girlfreind shows up, the temptation to be
annoying is too great; we engage her in
conversation and cunningly steel her sofa.
More drinks keep arriving, before we know it
it is midnight; it is decided that we will
remain at the Junction. JerichoZZ also remains
but leaves because earlier than the rest of
us as he is a girl (and had work in the
morning).
2pm kicking out time arrives.
The pub closes and a trek to "The Magic
Tree" is taken for comtemplatative thought;
arrive home at 4.30am.
The meet up continues...
<|PaRIS|> You look like a hitman dressed like
that.
<JerichoZZ> I am.
<|PaRiS|> Fair enough then so.
11/30/03: Day of 51.
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PARIS'S SECRET PLAN: Get his '51' on.
JERICHO'S SECRET PLAN: Cotch.
<Pricilla> 51, is number one.
PaRiS meets up with llama and assortment of
random people before going to TIME nightclub
to see various bands play. Get very drunk.
Rephrase; very very drunk. Constantly laugh at
the extreamly poor impression of "The Stone
Roses" that the last band try to pull off. Get
even more drunk.
We decide to go back to Llama's after staggering
around for a while.
JerichoZZ (who had not come out that evening) is
still up (he is currently sharing a flat with
llama, if that has not been made clear). He
laughs at "HOW DRUNK WE ARE!"
Get out the now dreaded "51" (French drunkards
tipple of choice) and get even more drunk; you
can imagine just how things are at this stage.
Make super noodles.
JerichoZZ goes to bed.
We make much noise.
JerichoZZ tells us to shut up.
We shut up.
There is much following conversation; but it
was largely incoherent so will be stricken
from the records; this ended with all involved
passing out at around 3.30am.
We then sleep untill 8am the next morning I
get up for work. It's time to pay the Badger
a visit!
The meet up continues...
12/01/03: Day of Ealing.
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PARIS'S SECRET PLAN: Secure funding for the rest
of the meet.
Manage to get into a workable leaving the house
position around midday. Bad things are said
about gay sex; too disturbing to get into. We
leave the house.
We trade scarves.
Llama and PaRiS head to ChickenSoups where we
"LAY THE SMACKDOWN" for a while and PaRiS goes
to get changed into something which doesn't
smell like well, llama.
We set sail for Ealing and meet up with the
Badger in his restaurant. Shop is talked. We
head to O'Neils in Ealing Broadway to have
food; on the way we suprise JerichoZZ at work,
he looks as if he has not slept for days.
We laugh.
He is livid.
The food is good.
More shop is talked.
We head to another pub on a secret mission
to catch Badger's AWOL flatmate out, the pub
is the Finnigans Wake of old skool SOL legend.
We play pool. Stories of JerichoZZ's, and all
our week so far are recounted. All are amused.
Badgers GF turns up from work; she is
unamused. Badgers flatmate turns up. She
looks more amused by this. Classic case of
"Whats going on here on his chevy chase."
Badger has argument with his AWOL flatmate
and there is much laughter about it from our
table. Feeling that the flatmate might cry;
we all leave directly afterwards. Tomorrow
is another day.
The meet continues...
* JerichoZZ walks into pub.
<KINGPIN> Are you JerichoZZ?
<JerichoZZ> Yup.
<KINGPIN> Now before you say anything...
* Kingpin stands up, begins to point at random
people in the pub.
<KINGPIN> That's a copper, that's a copper, that's
a copper...
12/2/03: Day of Pool.
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PARIS'S SECRET PLAN: Don't play pool (FAILED!).
LLAMA'S SECRET PLAN: Top Sulking.
ChickenSoup and PaRiS get greets from the staff;
as it is only the BP Station at the White Heart
Roundabout no one is too impressed, they head
into Harrow.
Met up with llama, fish and later JerichoZZ in
Junction pub. Llama goes home with a strop on
after ChickenSoups breaks a bowl he was carrying
around in his bag for some reason after about 35
mins of being there. We find this rather amusing;
but at the same time puzzling. Fish comments "TOP
SULKING!" - ChickenSoup, PaRiS and JerichoZZ go
to play pool around 10pm.
Pool is played till midnight when lame pool hall
stops well, being open (sux0r). WDuring play we
rename the 'rest' the 'cotch'.
Later we watch DVD's and play N64 games at
Jericho's flat after a brief visit to the BP
Station, with any luck we woke up Llama.
The meet continues...
12/3/03: Day of Cotch.
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PARIS'S SECRET PLAN: Organise Steinsky.
Everyone cotch's.
The meet will continue...
COTCH = Sleep.
12/4/03: Day of Fusion Dance
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Travelled back to the Junction pub in Harrow for
their weekly school disco (complete with £1 a pint
promotion, much to delight of llama) with Llama and
Fish (now by popular vote also known as She-Ra -
something todo with the bitchtits) actually
donning a uniform. Well, sorta.
Had a few beers (or so...) as the disco got going.
The cheese was free flowing and he Venga Boyz
Di rigure.
JerichoZZ unfortunately (and once more...) left
before anything actually interesting happened. We
began to dance. The dancing, thanks to inspiration
from Llama soon changed into:
DAVID BRENT: FUSION DANCE, AN SOL TRIBUTE.
Much to the bemusment of onlookers.
The bizare dancing, Golden Tee Golf Machine playing,
beer spilling/drinking ritual continued throughout
the night cumulating in an epic THREE MADNESS SONG
skankathon which almost killed PaRiS.
Time out was taken briefly on the upstairs landing.
Visited various kebab shops on the way back to
Llama's where all eventually passed out. We
managed this time NOT to wake up the sleeping
Irish Madman (Tired JerichoZZ).
Very hung over today, hence short report.
Blergh.
The meet continues... Tonight, Steinsky arrives.
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