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SURFPUNK Technical Journal 008
Date: Mon, 7 Dec 92 15:54:18 PST
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From: cocot@osc.versant.com (Doctor COCOT)
To: surfpunk@osc.versant.com (SURFPUNK Technical Journal)
Subject: [surfpunk-0008] GAME: Re: "Waffle House" Drinking Game, alpha 1
Keywords: surfpunk, waffle house
I've had #5 happen to me, as well!
Combee, crosspost to git.humor, if you would...
-- Dr Cocot
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From: STRICKLAND@pyvax.physics.ncsu.edu
>Subj: [surfpunk-0007] GAME: "Waffle House" Drinking Game, alpha 1
>
>Californians don't know what Waffle House is. In fact, the closest
>Waffle House to San Francisco (that I've been able to find) is near
>Phoenix, Arizona, a good 2 day drive through the desert -- but worth it!
> -- Dr Cocot
wonderful! - what scores should i give some of my waffle house experiences??
1) waitron offers you job at waffle house
2) waitron gives you advice on relationships
3) cook turns out to be someone you were in scouts with 10 years ago
4) cook turns out to be friend from college 2 years ago
5) cook decides to quit on your shift, mumbling something with the only words
you catch being 'not working here no more' and 'waitresses don't put out.'
as he walks out the door... (waitrons go on for next 20 mins about which
one knows how to cook an omelette and which one will hit cook w/ frying pan
first if he walks back in door...)
i'll take an egg and cheese sandwich plate, ss&c w/ mayo on wheat bread...
--B--
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