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Sub Space 9208_C08
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Santa's Borgs are Coming to Town
- by Jim O'Kane
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You'd better warp out,
You'd better raise shields!
Set photon torpedoes to maximum yields -
Santa's Borgs are coming to Town.
They fly in a box,
They live in a bunch.
They just had three nearby quadrants for lunch.
Santa's Borgs are coming to Town.
They really don't like sleeping,
They'll chase you night and day,
They'll stick a probe into your head
and turn you somewhat gray.
It's no time for sloth
or procrast-i-nation,
Unless you're preparing
for assim-i-lation
Santa's Borgs are coming to Town.
They look like car transmissions,
their lives are surely vile,
Surrender, no conditions,
for resistance is fu-tile.
You'd better warp out,
You'd better raise shields!
Set photon torpedoes to maximum yields -
Santa's Borgs are coming to Town!
