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Version 8.00 Beta patch fix for version 7.00 which was as buggy as
DickOS version 4.00 if any one of you nerds remember.
Copyright 1996 Lord Xar of Xat
Yeah yeah yeah so I tried to make this zine a bit better by putting in
so really crappy ASCII art, hey if you really want to look at the masters
of this look in any ANSI art newsgroup , man some of the things these
people can do with just the lower set of ASCII chars is just insane...
support ANSI art.. its another way to express your soul.
Well enough of that tear jerking plea to keep ASCII art alive, its
alive and well .. and if for some reason you cant see ASCII art
..umm can I suggest that you get a new computer.
Disclaimer: God don't like me so I have to put this in he keeps on
fucking with me.. the damm dick ,cant see why he cant take his
dick out of my ass. Come to think of it god must have a serious case of
blue balls by now 2000 years of no sex.
Well right now my cave bitch (yes I do love her :) of a girl is
playing with the cat and a stuffed spider ..well to be more exact
she is putting the spider in the cats face and telling the cat not
to bite the spider .. whoo hoooo now she is saying "nice kitty
cat ..soft kitty cat" .... let me ask you this guys ..WHY DO WOMEN
DO THIS ???
Seems like I am going to write the entire Souls In Chaos in the
disclaimer ... NOT..I will actually write an entire issue of this
fucked up zine.
Now with the official disclaimer ... the shit copied from my Shadow
Raper page which is at http://www.iwaynet.net/~sr/index.html, its
like a hack and phreak and crack file page which I have not
completed as of yet.
Here is it the OFFICIAL legal shit read on motherfukers...
o o
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o o
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(Bet your wondering why I put in that piece of ASCII art arrow,
well what do you think I did it for ... make this zine longer .. cant
seem to think of funny shit to write anymore)
THE OFFICIAL Souls in Chaos Disclaimer
You cant sue me for any thing no matter what happens
to your life after you read Souls in Chaos, this
disclaimer also covers Visiual, if you dont like it
dont read Souls In Chaos.
Please refer to this disclaimer any time you want , for any reason
including trying to use your old condoms , having sex with a fish,
telling your mother you had sex with a cow.
And now with the standard shit that Souls in Chaos is known for,
more of my insane ramblings, hey its my zine its my damm time and
if you don't like it don't fucking read it. Not going to beg you
to read it considering my subscription for this zine has reached
an all time high of 5 people, me and 4 of my other email accounts.
OK I am guessing and I think I am right that .most people who read
souls on chaos have no sex life, now wouldn't you just love to see
the following advert in a college paper ??
Typical College Hoe : I am Linda .. please cum in me .. my email
is lboyer@FuckMyPussy.org, we are a bunch of women who will fuck
anything that moves.. including clocks, microwaves , gas pipes ,
beer bottles etc. etc. i.e. if its long and hard its in my pussy.
OK OK so that the women don't brand me as a male chauvinist pig
here's the guys version...
Typical College Dick: I am Dan.. please ride me, my email is
dan@SuckMyDick.org, we are a bunch of horney men who will stick
our dicks in any hole. This includes 300 pound women 700 pound
women 1000 pound women, manholes, pipes, blenders, espresso makers
i.e. anything that is a little wider than my dick. please help me
cum.
How many of you want to learn how to cook ?? Xar stands and
watches the crowd of people jump up and down .."Me me me ". Hmm looks
like quite a bunch of people want to cook, here's my instructions
on how to make a BAMBI BURGER.
Ingredients
1) A bambi
2) Oil
3) Beer
4) Salt
5) Pepper
6) Burger buns ( NO NO NO not the buns of the hoe your fucking,
you cant butter those ones good, and they normally will bitch at
you if you bite it).. on another thought don't you think that anal
sex is like giving an enema to your partner ( that is if your the
one sticking your dick in the hole, if not you the one getting the
enema) ???
8) More oil
Directions
Take the bambi skin it mince it make a bunch of patties
While cooking the bambi patties, consume lots of beer and ensure
that by the time its cooked your so trashed you cant taste how bad
it really is.
Eat it ( Simple aint it ?? )
What was the fucking point of me telling you that it was not funny at all
rather it was just so insipid and boring that I puked all over the
keyboard. Well so that you fucks are not going to kill me here is
my version of smilies ... XXX rated ones ,you don't even have to
tilt your face to one side to read some of them.
NOTE: If your offended by shitting , farting , cunts , dicks any
any other stuff the CDA tries to ban don't read this, but if you
already read it this far.. stick your fingers up at you know who
and have fun.
Xar's XXX Smilies
(o) = Cunt
(o~) = Cunt farting if possible
(.)(.) = Small nipples
(O) (O) = Mom can I have that for Xmas plluueezszzzzzz
(,)(.) = she got a nipple ring on one of them
(~)(~) = ummm martian ones ???
(v) = nice pussy
( v ) = about as wide as your gf's
(.) = A VIRGIN EVEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(O) = VIRGIN JUST GOT A DICK IN HER
:-() = Facial expression of that virgin
(x) = Ass hole
(x~) = Ass hole farting
(x~#) = Fart and shit even
(X) (o) = One boobed woman
(o) (O) (o) = A three tit woman from mars, note the large center
one
(8) (8) = Strappy bra on tits
(X) = Look don't even try fucking this one
(O) <===== / happy happy happy
(O<===== / In the act
(O~<===== / Your normal 5 minute guy
:( = Facial expression of the girl who got the 5 minute guy
===> + (o) = (O) / Now who said math sucks, lets expand that
equation even more to this one
===> + (o) = (O) + ~ / Factorize this, and find the derivative
Hmmm looks like your still confused on the meanings of some of
these Xsmiles ( hey that's my new word, its mine copy it from me
and make it famous but I created it so there).
So without further delay and in the hope of promoting this sick
art from let me present the Xar's Xsmile Table, the fastest way to
make others think you are a perv.
XSmile What it means
(v) Pussy
<=== Normal Dick
O=== Round Dick
(=== Thick dick
.=== No dick ??
.... Women don't bother
with one this size
(.)(.) Tits
~ Cum / Shit / Fart
depending
on the way its used, so learn this
symbol well
Now for the variation symbols inside the brackets, these change the meaning
of the Xsmilies for example (o) = nice pussy but (O) = one big
hole.
v,V Pussy lip size
(),( --- user defined size --- ) Pussy width, ass width
.,o,O Nipple or asshole size
Well that's it for now, going to keep on adding to this in each
issue well I may even make a web page dedicated to it, if anyone
wants to add to this list of Xsmiles then send me mail at
xar@iwaynet.net. If I get enough responses then I will set up a
page and add your Xsmles.
Before we end this section let me leave you with this last Xsmile
equation
(.) + (===| = (X) :(
Well like most of the issues of Souls in Chaos I end the issue
with some of my chants, this time its going to be a bit different
going to paste in some stuff I was writing that was going to be
issue 8.00 but then I decided to rewrite it into this shitty piece
of crap. Read on and weep dicks.
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Chants of Xar Volume XI or some shit like that ..who give a fuck
about version numbers ?? who gives a fuck about life .. who gives
a fuck about me nada nil not...I am what you would call a outcast
of the world
no nation or state will accept me for what I am.
What am I , god knows ... I have no idea .. its just crazy shit ..vague
almost dreamy, and like in my life shit always happens ..trying in
MicroSuck Edit , no fucking word warp , I mean these guys programmed an
OS but they cant put a fucking word-wrap in their editor.
Well you cant complain before DOS 5 you had edlin , fucked up line editor
try writing a book in edlin ..try it fuckers it sucks , yeah once
a long time ago I wrote a paper in edlin. It was hell on earth.
Talking about editors till today I still have not found a editor that
replaces WordStar ... guess you newbie fucks do know shit about WordStar
came out ages ago and it rocked .. most people think the interface sucked
but it did what it was supposed to do ... fucking write.
Don't even have a damm harddisk on this computer, running off a
floppy ..now
all my editors that I got of the net are gone cuz the fucking disk is lost
what is the best editor out there. In my opinion WordStar did what it was
written to do write tons of text in DickOS and edit it , put it this way
if I wanted to publish a book I would get a press if I want to write I WANT
TO FUCKING WRITE and not have to look at 2 billion commands and a cluttered
screen.
To all you sorry fucks who use wimp 6.0 ( I do sometimes cuz I have to , in
this sorry world everyone wants to keep with the joneses and use wimp) go
get a old copy for word star for DOS .. its not great its not the WYSIWYG
its not nothing but countless people have done shit on it.
DOS based text editing is still infinitely better than windows based shit,
if you have a problem with it then fucking email me , you know my address
flame the shit out of me and I will prove to you that if you have any
kind writing ability you will know that DOS based editing is better,
the cat is sitting here looking at me type ..can she ( yeah yeah I got
a female cat ..at least I can call it bitch) understand my fucking
frustration with this editor , looking at the line counter I see that
that am on line 40 so what does that mean ..I had to hit enter 40 times
because the sorry fuckers at Microslop could not put word warp in this
editor and they call it edit ???
Notice my paragraphs get bigger an bigger because when I get a stream of
thought in my head its kind hard to stop me typing I just keep rambling
on and on and boring the shit out of you. Xar takes a sip of his gin
hell yeah I drink hell yeah I smoke weed and cigs and any other shit
there is... so fuck you all who don't smoke and drink ..end your life
early and die .. this earth does not want you nor do your friends
nor do your parents ... kill your sorry ass and offer your soul to Kali
I see you dumb fucks dont know who the fuck Kali is ..well she is
the Hindu
goddess of blood and death ... offer your soul to her maybe she will show
you hell ... maybe she will take you and give you peace .. on this earth
you cannot ..cannot find peace.
This was supposed to be a bunch of new chants but I don't feel like writing
any more shit ... so you want to cry cuz of that ..take a knife and pop
your eyes out ..so you cant cry any more.
Hey I always wanted to write about this , yeah I know this path of Souls
in chaos is not funny its insane but that me , I want to see Jesus fuck the
ass of Lucifer.. I want to see Jesus cum all over the devils ass while
fingering Mary.
Yeah your going like good lord he's so sick and crazy ..well did you ever
fantasies about cracking the skull of someone you hate , I do . I do
quite often even. I mean take a baseball bat and smash it into his skull
so hard that you can feel his bones give way.
Think of it for a while , fist you feel the bat hitting the head , the bones
in his skull try to absorb the impact but they cant so they crack and because
of the force of the hit it cracks completely ( mind you this all happens in
a split second) then you will feel the soft mushy feeling of his brains
press against your bat.
Now while this is happening your going to hear a scream , the scream of pain
not hate ..pain so intense that he cant think any more , he fucked with me
he dies.. that's my rule ..fuck with me and die like a motherfuker.
The scream and the pain he feels give me a rush , much like an orgasm ,
actually its quite near it .. very near sometimes it scares me that
I can have such hate for a person ..but then the realization is that he
hates me just as much.
Tell me to go to a ward and get treatment .. tell me to go and die
like a sorry dog in the gutter ..I am what I am dicks ..aint going
to
change that not for you or your fat ass hoe mum.
You want a chant ..let me give you one ..called my pain ... written
now .. I don't think about my chants I just write it , no edits
no editing of sentences of lines just what ever that comes in my mind ...
so if it sucks ...suck my dick.
Chaotic Mind
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The pleasure of death
Rings like the bells of hell
In my chaotic mind
I want his blood to be on my lips
I want to feel his skull crush in hate
The hate that I fear
So intense that it causes the fabric of me to tear
Senses in pain
And the snake in my skull
All that you see is death
Dark demons kiss your mind
As you perform the last rites
there how do you like that one , makes no sense ..but what image does it
give in you mind, the cats on my lap god knows why it cant sense
how hateful I am ... I would not hurt it ..maybe my aura is good
..yeah right you dicks want another chant let me give you one...
let me give you one ....
Why Live ?
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Why ?
Does not your life seem dead
Why ?
Haven't you lost everything
Why ?
Do you still have hope
Why ?
Do you still dream of life
Why ?
Don't you feel the pain of hell
Why ?
Cant you see that the end is near
Why ?
Don't you want to return to the dark one ?
Another sucky chant by Xar that's me ... well going to let you into a little
secret ..what to know what XAR means ? it stands for eXtreme Audio Research
there goes your little thoughts in your skull that Xar was some kinda
god or demon.
No fuckers XAR was the acronym of a business I wanted to start but .. as
normal it never did become true, after this issue of Souls in Chaos I
serious doubt any one of you will want to read it ever again.
its better this who Souls In Chaos was going to be a morbid zine but it
fucked up .. it became funny it was not morbid ... it fucked up ..so fuck it
let it be morbid again ..like it was supposed to be.
FUCK YOU ALL DICKS .. one more chant before I go and let you sorry fucks
go and die ..die mother fuckers ...or go and check out the spider labs
at http://www.iwaynet.net/~xar/labs/, if you want to know how long it took
me to write this well about thirty minuets.. one more chant and you can
kill your fucking self.
Voices
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chattering like the monkeys
Screaming in my mind
Shooting heroin to escape
From it all
to find the inner peace
to find some sense of hope
Look up at the blood red sky
look at what once was a dream
when it all becomes so crazy
that even your own mind fails to feel pain
and the only hope is the gram of coke
that's when the voices
become your god
That's it for this issue ... the world hates me and will not accept
me ..so the only way is to leave the world .... so take it easy
and die like we all have to.
Xar
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xar@iwaynet.net / http://www.iwaynet.net/~xar/index.html
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