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Sloths over Ethiopia #0076 $$ September 10, 1999
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UART Shell #4 - DELAWARE : UTENSIL :: LAS VEGAS : ?
suggested by murmur
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Delaware is a superfluous state and in a state of nature utensils are
superfluous, and Las Vegas is where Chevy Chase made his last National
Lampoon movie so the solution is the equivalent of Chevy Chase in the state
of nature, thus
DELAWARE : UTENSIL :: LAS VEGAS : GEORGE BUSH SR.
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Delaware provides very little of usefulness, and the very concept of a
utensil is to be ueful. Las Vegas provides very little of high morality,
and the very concept of
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UART Shell #5 - ISTANBUL : BASTER :: YANGON : ?
suggested by murmur
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Istanbul is one place where Salman Rushdie would be killed on sight and they
would probably then use a baster to saturate his body while they roasted it
in the name of Allah; Yangon is a place where Kenneth Starr would be killed
on sight and they would pee on him to keep his body moist while it was
sacrificed to Loth, queen of the giant spiders, so
ISTANBUL : BASTER :: YANGON : COCK
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Istanbul and Yangon are both places; baster is an obscene name with the
last last letter dropped and the last vowel changed; so
ISTANBUL : BASTER :: YANGON : MOTHERFUCKU
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Istanbul is an Asian city in Turkey that used to have a different name
(Constantinople). Yangon is an Asian city in Myanmar (formerly Burma) that
used to have a different name (Rangoon). You use a baster to baste a
turkey. You use Chinese soup cannons to baste Myanmar. Therefore...
ISTANBUL : BASTER :: YANGON : CHINESE SOUP CANNONS
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