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Sloths over Ethiopia #0064 $$ August 6, 1999
Sloths over Ethiopia is now part of Westphalia Enterprises
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It may be difficult to appreciate the following poem without having a clue
what CHANNEL ONE is and who ANDERSON COOPER is. We apologize.
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Ode to Anderson
Cooper, Cooper, do not cry,
And leave the apple of my eye.
and if, by chance, you have to pee,
please, oh please not on Raweley.
I wish that I could be like you,
And unto Kathy would I screw.
I wish, I wish to be a guest,
your Hacienda is the best.
I so admire your bravery,
Your bulletproof hat next to thee.
Danger, danger everywhere
You slightly stained your underwear
We still love you anyway
even though you and Craig are gay
His cold medina is so funky
please don't touch the Coop's monkey
See ya and peace out is what we say
as your job slowly fades away
Your teddy bear is safe with us
your mommy gave it up on the bus
What is next in your big career
Movies, T.V., a commercial for beer?
But never never on channel one
the Playboy network is more fun
Oh we miss you lately at our school
Why don't you ever visit you insensitive fool
Winnebago is better than any middle school
so come and join us for some free drool
Shovel up your little hose
and bring with you your little hoes
Hair lips aside you are the best
Even though your pants you messed
They shot at you and you just laughed
Super Coop will cut them in half
I hate this place and I want you
for a boyfriend, make it come true
and if you don't I'll come looking for you
I know where you live and I stake you out
Shut up about this you little trout
If you value your puny life
Give us Lisa and a knife
Your think you're better than the rest
but Mr. Valverde is the best
Craig says goodbye and then departs
Ryan has got those letters that blows farts
Pop quizzes are fun and here's one for you
I know where your family is but do you?
Where the Hell is Hicks
We miss him like we miss some ticks
Satellite hookups are really cool
The square on your map means you're no fool
School number 23 is totally Red
I've seen you wet yourself in bed
The sheets are quite wet and sticky too
I almost stepped in a pile of goo
You stupid flipping mother of a dork
I thought you knew you were a pork
I'll leave you now and say see ya
Party line's over and I don't have to be ya
By the way WE LOVE YOUR HAIR WAVE
-COG
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Sloths over Ethiopia #0064 $$ August 6, 1999
Sloths over Ethiopia is now part of Westphalia Enterprises
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