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Sloths over Ethiopia #0048 $$ July 5, 1999
Sloths over Ethiopia has been absorbed into Westphalia Enterprises
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The Turkey Man
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Thanksgiving Day is a time for joy and
thanks. If anything, and I mean,
ANYTHING, happens during Thanksgiving,
it's a tragedy. This is a story about the
one fateful Thanksgiving day when the
famous "Turkey-Man" made his last
house calls.
On Thanksgiving, children used to put their
underwear over their heads before they
went to sleep, and the Turkey-Man would
stuff their ears with turkey, and when
they woke up, they would have a feast.
It was wonderful to wake up in the
morning hearing the squeals of delight from
the children as they say, "Hey! I got
earwax with mine!"
But one day, and I believe it was on
March 2nd, the Turkey-Man made an
unexpected visit. In the middle of the
night, he crawled through the drainpipes
wearing nothing but a Dallas Cowboys football
helmet. Then he would sneak into the houses
and stuff coleslaw in their noses and
pack their bellybuttons full of peanut butter.
When the children woke up, you should have
seen the way they tried to like out that
peanut butter! But not everyone was happy.
So the Turkey-Man was then admitted to
the mental institution. But in that happy
institution every March 2nd, the Turkey-Man
makes his rounds, causing everyone to wake
up with a naval full of peanut butter.
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Sloths over Ethiopia #0048 $$ July 5, 1999
Sloths over Ethiopia has been absorbed into Westphalia Enterprises
www.jobbers.org/Soe -- coming soon
The e'zine Sloths over Ethiopia has a long and storied history, all made
possible by the life of Soe Myint Naing. Celebrate his life with all of
us at Sloths over Ethiopia, Westphalia Enterprises, Jobbers, BeDLaM,
#vampyrepub, Ver Ver Tasty Records, Huckelburgers, the unfortunately
insolvent Molly Towne Publishing Company Unincorporated, Slate, SKI Central,
pong, the Royal F. A. Hayek Club, BUCKET, Burmans Forever, and Spencer Ball.
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