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Sloths over Ethiopia #0041 $ June 23, 1999
Sloths over Ethiopia is a Molly Towne production
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We at Sloths over Ethiopia are concerned about the rising violence in this
world, and we feel it is our job to "out" those groups that we feel have
a good likelihood of engaging in such acts of violence without our expressed
authorized permission. On a recent search of the so-called "World Wide Web"
Sloths over Ethiopia discovered the existence of one such group, a clearly
rogue outfit that refers to itself as The DETH Guild. Although we at Sloths
over Ethiopia do appreciate The DETH Guild for appropriately kickin' out
that lexicographical shit, we feel that their Mission Statement is ample
evidence that this group is entirely untrustworthy and must be eradicated.
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This Is The Mission Statement Of The DETH Guild:
It is the ambition of the DETH guild to become the most powerful faction
in clan lord. Our ranks will fill to unimaginable heights, as we earn power,
respect, and infamy. The mention of our name will bring hope to our allies
and terror to our foes.
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We refuse to allow such behavior to continue unchecked. Sloths over
Ethiopia has therefore developed the following gameplan:
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Do me baby. Do the Humpty-hump. Do the Humpty-hump.
Do me baby. Do the Humpty-hump. Come on and do the Humpty-hump.
Do me baby. Do the Humpty-hump. Do the Humpty-hump.
Do me baby. Do the Humpty-hump. Come on and do the Humpty-hump.
Do me baby. Do the Humpty-hump. Do the Humpty-hump.
Do me baby. Do the Humpty-hump. Come on and do the Humpty-hump.
Do me baby. Do the Humpty-hump. Do the Humpty-hump.
Do me baby. Do the Humpty-hump. Come on and do the Humpty-hump.
Do me baby. Do the Humpty-hump. Do the Humpty-hump.
Do me baby. Do the Humpty-hump. Come on and do the Humpty-hump.
Do me baby. Do the Humpty-hump. Do the Humpty-hump.
Do me baby. Do the Humpty-hump. Come on and do the Humpty-hump.
Do me baby. Do the Humpty-hump. Do the Humpty-hump.
Do me baby. Do the Humpty-hump. Come on and do the Humpty-hump.
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Sloths over Ethiopia #0041 $ June 23, 1999
Sloths over Ethiopia is a Molly Towne production
www.jobbers.org/Soe -- coming soon
The e'zine Sloths over Ethiopia has a long and storied history, all made
possible by the life of Soe Myint Naing. Celebrate his life with all of
us at Sloths over Ethiopia, Molly Towne Publishing Company Unincorporated,
Jobbers, BeDLaM, #vampyrepub, Ver Ver Tasty Records, Huckelburgers, Slate,
pong, SKI Central, Westphalia Enterprises, and the Royal F. A. Hayek Club.
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