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Sloths over Ethiopia 0060
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Sloths over Ethiopia #0060 $ July 12, 1999
Sloths over Ethiopia is now part of Westphalia Enterprises
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As long-time readers of Sloths over Ethiopia know, all SoE files have an
upper limit of five kilobytes. Because many people seem to have serious
problems understanding what is meant by "an upper limit of five kilobytes"
we at Sloths over Ethiopia have decided to explain what we mean by that.
One byte is equivalent to eight bits. Each character you gaze at in
this text file corresponds to one byte of information. For example,
the character x is the ascii equivalent of 120, expressed in binary form
as 01111000 or in hexadecimal form as 78. But you knew that, right?
A kilobyte, however, is not, as many people suspect, a quantity equivalent
to 1000 bytes. Since the world of computing is intrinsically binary and
not decimal, the kilobyte is not 10^3 bytes but rather 2^10 or 1024 bytes.
This means that five kilobytes is equal to not 5000 bytes, but 5120 bytes.
Readers of Sloths over Ethiopia will note that at no time has a Sloths
over Ethiopia file exceeded our predetermined limit of five kilobytes.
You may ask, then, why Sloths over Ethiopia remains so adamant about
what may seem to be an utterly ridiculous concept. Certainly most
text file groups have no preset limit on file size, and even if they
do, a limit of five kilobytes is unheard of, especially considering that
our header and footer seem to take up half of the alotted space as is!
We do this for a very simple reason: our readers are imbeciles. That
means you, fair reader! You are an absolute idiot! A complete moron!
An utterly worthless individual doomed to pass your days on this earth
in ignorance and disease! Everybody hates you! Nobody loves you!
Except, of course, for us here at Sloths over Ethiopia. We know that it
is difficult for you to find love in this world, but we at Sloths over
Ethiopia, we are FULL of love! And we would like to give it to you!
You can achieve the love you have been so longing for by merely taking
seven dollars, in the form of cash, check, money order, and mailing it
to us at Sloths over Ethiopia! In return for these seven dollars, we at
Sloths over Ethiopia will hand-make you your very own SoE t-shirt!
Isn't this enough to make you wet your trousers?
If you would like your very own Sloths over Ethiopia t-shirt, then you
just need to email us at huckelberry.1@osu.edu to get the details!
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Sloths over Ethiopia #0060 $ July 12, 1999
Sloths over Ethiopia is now part of Westphalia Enterprises
www.jobbers.org/Soe -- coming soon
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Sloths over Ethiopia has been made potable by the life of Soe Myint Naing.
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