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Sloths over Ethiopia
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Sloths over Ethiopia #0050 $$ July 7, 1999
Sloths over Ethiopia has been absorbed into Westphalia Enterprises

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[ a cozy den in an expensive isolated home in rural south central Essex.
MITOCHONDRIA MOE and JULIE THE CHICK are here. ]

MM: What in the name of Ribosome Joe is this?
JTC: It is a birdhouse, stained the color of cherries!
MM: A perfect choice in this damp English weather - now if only I can find
my tape measure, we can copy it!

[ enter RAOUL. ]

R: what is the UP!?
MM: Raoul! Hit me with some paste, brother!

[ RAOUL unharnesses his glue uzi and blasts MITOCHONDRIA MOE into sticky
oblivion. Horses whinny in the night. ]

R: Eh JEW-LEE let us shoot the pool!
JTC: You're so groovy, Raoul!

[ RAOUL and JULIE THE CHICK go to a local pool hall. Upon arriving, RAOUL
discovers that he has an upset stomach. After 15 minutes of shooting
pool, RAOUL excuses himself. ]

R: This toilet is the low - but this shit is the tops!

[ RAOUL rejoins JULIE THE CHICK at the pool table. She is displeased. ]

JTC: I started a new game.

[ RAOUL watches her finish. Then they start another game, but his tummy
catches up with him. ]

R: Excuse the me!

[ RAOUL returns to the john. ]

R: Oh the yeah!

[ RAOUL slowly walks out. JULIE THE CHICK is visibly angry. They play
one more game and go to leave. They pay for the hour they played. ]

JTC: We paid three bucks for you to take a shit.
R: I am the sorr!
JTC: I am so angry. [ sobbing ] Need... Chex...
R: The wheat or the corn?
JTC: Up yours, shorty!

[ JULIE THE CHICK pulls out a bottle of SKI and shoves it up RAOUL's hairy
ass. RAOUL squeals in pain. JULIE THE CHICK laughs mightily at him. ]

JTC: Now what do you think about that?
R: I am the hurt!

[ RAOUL pulls the bottle out and goes to fling it in the river. JULIE THE
CHICK hits his arm irately. ]

JTC: Do not throw that shit-smeared bottle into the river! It could ruin
the ecological balance of the sea!
R: You are the right.

[ RAOUL takes the bottle and shoves it down his own throat. He dies. ]

JTC: He was a fat bastard anyway. I think I'll go shoot smack.

[ DINKY HOCKER appears, compuncting and flabburbating madly. ]

DH: Don't do it!

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Sloths over Ethiopia #0050 $$ July 7, 1999
Sloths over Ethiopia has been absorbed into Westphalia Enterprises
www.jobbers.org/Soe -- coming soon

The e'zine Sloths over Ethiopia has a long and storied history, all made
possible by the life of Soe Myint Naing. Celebrate his life with all of
us at Sloths over Ethiopia, Westphalia Enterprises, Jobbers, BeDLaM,
#vampyrepub, Ver Ver Tasty Records, Huckelburgers, the unfortunately
insolvent Molly Towne Publishing Company Unincorporated, Slate, SKI Central,
pong, the Royal F. A. Hayek Club, BUCKET, Burmans Forever, and Spencer Ball.

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