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Sloths over Ethiopia 0014
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Sloths over Ethiopia #0014 $$ November 8, 1996
Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production
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Sloths over Ethiopia Spreads Misery Across The Nation: Part 1
Without meaning to cause such a furor, Sloths over Ethiopia mass-mailed over
500 individuals the initial issue of SoE (the famous Armour Potted Meat Food
Product issue.) What resulted was a flurry of bitter individuals, demanding
explanations and removals from mailing lists, often carelessly responding to
the entire initial recipient list. We then include below Part 1 of the best
of the "hate mail" that was sent to SoE, with editor comments in [brackets].
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From tgrosh@lab.lander.edu Thu Nov 7 23:09:21 1996
Don't send me any more mail!!!!
Anyway.
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From jodonnel@eagle.ycp.edu Thu Nov 7 23:09:29 1996
what the fuck is this and why are you sending it to me? don't ever do it
again!
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From muich@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu Thu Nov 7 23:09:34 1996
PLEASEW STOP SENDING ME THIS. I DON'T KNOW ANY OF YOU PEOPLE.
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From ehayden@u.washington.edu Thu Nov 7 23:10:04 1996
xxxx, i think this is going just a little too far. I have gotten nearly a
dozen messages that were just not necessary, and we are tired of playing
ths stupid game. please take my name off of this list. your cooperation
would be greatly appreciated.
[ .. ]
it seems as if a lot of people who are on your "list" don't want to be
getting this mail that you are sending. thank you mr. xxxxxxxxxxx.
=) =) =) =) =) =) =) =)
=) k-den. have a nice day! =)
=) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) - ** -
[ anyone else intrigued by the sorta harsh tone of the message and then the
subsequently smiley-rific signature? i know i was! gave me bad farts! ]
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From farry_ginny/furman@furman.edu Thu Nov 7 23:10:09 1996
I don't know what this shit is! I don't like it!
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Sloths over Ethiopia #0014 $$ November 8, 1996
Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production
Sloths over Ethiopia welcomes all submissions.
Why should we be picky when we're so blatantly fucking terrible?
All Sloths over Ethiopia releases will be less than 5k, for no reason.
You can reach Sloths over Ethiopia by mailing doomed@voicenet.com,
the official address of dto [doomed to obscurity] productions.
Check out other releases by dto [doomed to obscurity] productions,
which are guaranteed to be better than anything in Sloths over Ethiopia,
which is just pretty fucking stupid.
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