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Sloths over Ethiopia #0030 $$$ December 19, 1997
Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production
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Not to be outdone, aster's brother a`b`c submitted this epic about Evil to
us here at Sloths Over Ethiopia. We hope you enjoy it immensely!!
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The Evil Comes (by a`b`c)
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When the evil comes,
The good will run.
Far from home,
They are alone.
They cross the great ocean far,
To find a route towards a small star.
A shark lays down its good life,
To take out the King of Good's wife.
They land at the northern shore,
To find many tales of lore.
The first is of a great king,
The second telling of many things.
The Wind, The Water, The Fire, The earth,
And finally, above all, the tale of great birth.
When the Evil first came,
The Good fled to a new claim.
They went west, then north,
Then landed till Evil came forth.
They waited one generation,
Then the Evil started a new station.
There soldiers filled the distant land,
And the Good's journey began again.
The Good will travel for many days,
Never stopping till the air grays.
When the reach that stingy place,
The Evil will kill them, leaving no trace.
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PRINGLES
POP THE PRINGLES!
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Sloths over Ethiopia #0030 $$$ December 19, 1997
Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production
Sloths over Ethiopia welcomes all submissions.
Why should we be picky when we're so blatantly fucking terrible?
All Sloths over Ethiopia releases will be less than 5k, for no reason.
You can reach Sloths over Ethiopia by mailing dto@dto.net,
the official address of dto [doomed to obscurity] productions.
Check out other releases by dto [doomed to obscurity] productions,
which are guaranteed to be better than anything in Sloths over Ethiopia,
which is just pretty fucking stupid.
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