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Sloths over Ethiopia #0033 $$$ January 8, 1998
Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production
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Sloths over Ethiopia presents a brand new aster delight! It's "llllaaaa".
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once apon a time. once apon a time there was a thing. this thing did not
know what it was. so one day it was walking along the road and ran into a
whatsit. the whatsit did not know what it was either. so they went to the
highspeachialmagicalsmartperson of the village. the
highspeachialmagicalsmartperson said that he did not know what the thing
was. he did not know what the whatsit was either. so know he is called the
stupidpersonwithnobrains. but the highspeachialmagicalsmartperson, or, as
he is now called, the stupidpersonwithnobrains did know. he just told them
he didn't. he did not lke being called the stupidpersonwithnobrains. so he
told the thing and the whatsit that they were cows. the cows did not like
cows. so they killed themselves. now stupidpersonwithnobrains is called the
personwhodidaverybadthingandkilledtwopeople. after that no one liked the
personwhodidaverybadthingandkilledtwopeoplehe he was an outcast. so he
went away and lived with the stupids. the stupid wern't t smart and he fit
right in. but he was to stupid. do he moved to the even stupiderclan. but
they were also too smart. so finallyt he found his match in the
stupidestofalltimes. he liked it here. he fit in. and he was smart
compaired to them. again he was the highspeachialmagicalsmartperson. he
liked this. but then halked to anbpther thing. this time he told the thing
that he was a hore. hay is for horses. so the horse ate some hay, the horse
did not like hay because it wasn't really a horse.
MORAL: don't listen to highspeachialmagicalsmartpersons!!!!!!!!
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Sloths over Ethiopia #0033 $$$ January 8, 1998
Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production
Sloths over Ethiopia welcomes all submissions.
Why should we be picky when we're so blatantly fucking terrible?
All Sloths over Ethiopia releases will be less than 5k, for no reason.
You can reach Sloths over Ethiopia by mailing dto@dto.net,
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Check out other releases by dto [doomed to obscurity] productions,
which are guaranteed to be better than anything in Sloths over Ethiopia,
which is just pretty fucking stupid.
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