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Yes!!! Back due to popular disgust...
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* The alternative to Anarchistic Tendencies.
(i.e. if you haven't been offended by theirs.. try mine!)
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, you've been logging onto Telegraph Road too
much."
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Ode to a Hacker.
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I'm a hacker and I'm Ok.
I phreak all night and sleep all day.
I break into Overseas Bank-Accounts.
Money money money in lots of amounts.
I've got a modem, it does 19k.
A Credit Card so I dont pay.
I've got an ego that fills the room.
I log onto Zen and call myself a hoon.
I'm an Elite, thats who I am.
Though I'm still wondering if I'm a man.
I'm in The Realm and feelin' fine.
Soon I'll be in jail doing time.
John Elliot's accounts I've got access to.
I wish I stayed at school to understand a few.
My face is acne, my gut is full of flem.
Pizza is the only food at 3am.
I've got a girl she's so neat.
I met her at a Zen meet.
Last night I called United States.
Spoke to a guy whose got no mates. (either)
I'm a hacker and I'm Ok.
I phreak all night and sleep all day.
Anon.
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Zen. I would say its a religion, and be heralded by a lot of misunderstood
monks, so I won't. I hate monks.
CONNECT
Welcome To ZEN BBS!
Now awaiting your logon!
Notice: BY USING THE INDIAL NUMBER AND HAVING ACCESS TO THE SYSTEM PASSWORD
YOU IMPLY ACCEPTANCE OF THE PROVISIONS OF THE VICTORIA CRIMES (COMPUTERS) ACT
1988 AND THE PROVSIONS OF THE FEDERAL TELECOMMUNICATIONS REGULATIONS IN
RELATION TO THE ILLEGAL POSESSION AND USE OF E.F.T. SYSTEMS; TELEGRAPHIC AND
TELEPHONY CALL CHARGE CARDS, BOTH DOMESTIC AND OVERSEAS; AND OF THE PRIVITY OF
INFORMATION BETWEEN CREDIT AND FUNDS TRANSFER SERVICES AND THEIR CLIENTS; AND
OF THE PRIVITY OF TRANSACTION BETWEEN FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND THEIR
CLIENTS. [in other words... "Some fuckwit got my P.I. shut down cos they
bragged about a bloody hack they did and I am fucken pissed off
about the whole deal. - Ed]
Persons found guilty of offences under these regulations are subject to Severe
penalties at law.
[not to mention mummy will be very upset - Ed]
I further confirm by proceeding further that I am not a Law Enforcement
officer seeking to use this BBS for the purposes of 3rd Party interception;
nor for the downloading of any files information or data for the purposes of
publication in any media. The contents of the BBS either in whole or in part
may not be downloaded for storage in a data retreival system for whatever
purpose; except with the prior consent of the System Operator (Sysop) -
Craig Bowen, Zen BBS and (c) The Melbourne Sysop Co-operative, 1988.
[Ed - isnt this fun at 300 baud? ]
If you are in those categories: Please Logoff NOW !!!!
WOOPS! Some accounts were scrubbed accidentally..Sorry. [bullshit - Ed]
Enter your FULL Name? NERD #1
Calling From NERDVILLE
Enter Your Password: ******* [incidently, password is "nerd #1" - Ed]
TBBS Welcomes NERD #1.
Calling From NERDVILLE
Your last time on was 04-03-89 10:05
You have read through message 12255
Current last message is 28595
You have called this system 92 times before
You are caller number 27002
You are authorized 60 mins this call
Changed your Password recently? Are you who you say you are? Use the Utility
menu.
The ONLY number to use for ZEN is 899.6180 - connects to all 4 [and a half]
lines!!!
All lines now running on Datacraft Quadcraft modems! These have b
S
You have the following waiting:
Msg#:28287 *MAILBOX*
04-03-89 11:06:39
From: SYN ...
To: NERD #1
Subj: REPLY TO MSG# 28279 (FANTASIES)
These message(s) are marked for retrieval
Read Now(Y/N)? N
Zen Top Menu.
Command(E,B,C,I,F,X,Y,L,O,U,G,T,P,S, or ?):o
Callers currently on system
Line 0: SYN ...; SURREY HILLS
Line 1: NERD #1; NERDVILLE
Line 2: NERD #2; NERDVILLE
-Press Any Key-
Command(E,B,C,I,F,X,Y,L,O,U,G,T,P,S, or ?):c
Conference Joined: Rapping
/HELP for help, /QUIT to exit
There are 0 other callers in this conference
/SEND ,2 hey come chat!
hmm boring
hey i wonder if you can send a page to yourself..hmm
/SEND ,1 Hi!
(NERD #1) Hi!
oh wow!!
(NERD #2) Entering ...
Hi!
(NERD #2) Hi!
how r u?
(NERD #2) how r u?
good
(NERD #2) good
um er
wot computer?
(NERD #2) amiga. wot u got?
amiga
how old r u?
(NERD #2) 14. how old r u?
15.
r u male or female?
(NERD #2) m.
m
wot modem u got?
(NERD #2) netcomm
hmm
boring
(NERD #2) boring...
Leaving ...
(NERD #2) dont leave me now!!!
Entering ...
Leaving ...
ha ha ha
(NERD #2) he he he
um er ^ (0:SYSOP) Entering ...
(NERD #2) hello craig, mate
hi craig (hehehehe) ^ (0:SYSOP) I'm sorry Nerd #2 but I am going to throw you
off because I want the other line.
(NERD #2) oh no!
(NERD #2) Leaving ...
/WHO
Callers currently on system
Line 0: SYN ...; SURREY HILLS
Line 1: NERD #1; NERDVILLE
come back
pleaseee!!!
ho hum
boring
/WHO
Callers currently on system
Line 0: SYN ...; SURREY HILLS
Line 1: NERD #1; NERDVILLE
/WHO
Callers currently on system
Line 0: SYN ...; SURREY HILLS
Line 1: NERD #1; NERDVILLE
/WHO
Callers currently on system
Line 0: SYN ...; SURREY HILLS
Line 1: NERD #1; NERDVILLE
** TIME LIMIT EXCEEDED **
Logged on at 17:03:39
Logged off at 17:12:35
Thank-you for calling ZEN!
Hopefully we'll be seeing you again!
Until then, ENJOY YOURSELF [whatever turns you on Craig...-Ed] !
BYE!
NO CARRIER
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Across:
1. Pedophile.
5. Friday night.
6. Soft, sweet tasting, and has a nice hole in it.
9. Pay for your goods....later.
11. Taxi will never be one.
12. A real computer.
14. Taxi is one.
15. Everyone wants to be up on this one.
16. Syn's greatest asset.
17. User who gets the most mail.
19. Alais God.
Down:
2. Ivan's favorite colour.
3. Taxi's age.
4. Let me put is this way...
7. A buddhist religion.
8. Farm boy.
9. Syn's password.
10. Randy.
13. We love to hate.
16. Nerd's computer.
18. Pudgy.
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In the next issue...
Everything you ever wanted to know about setting up a bulletin board
but couldnt be bothered asking in fear of boredom..
We shall reveal the real use of serial ports on Amigas..
How to pick up women on Talk Channel (co-edited by Fifth Dimension).
and for the women..
How not to get picked up on Talk Channel.
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Eof ENDIES!
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