red Application

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Really ELiTE Doodz

 · 5 years ago

  

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                            Not-so-proudly Present: 
                          The Cheezy Text Application 

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   Instead of being as possibly k-rad as I could, and making some fancy-ass 
5meg, VGA, SoundBlaster application generator, I thought it would be easier 
and more practical to make this stupid ass text application.  Oh, don't get me 
wrong, we'll make an app. generator, but why make a pak 15x bigger than it has 
to be by squeezing some huge app. generator program in there where you can use 
some ol' gumption and elbow grease and throw together an text app, eh? 
   Here are your instructions, follow them closely, and destroy all evidence. 
Like, throw it away or delete the file.  It won't explode or anything.. I've  
seen too many episodes of Inspector Gadget to try that.  Then, once completed 
and graced with your love juices (in versions 2.3 or later) upload the app. 
to Sub-Culture at (215)750-1782.  How to upload it is so simple, my mother  
could do it.  Log on as "Neavis" and use the password "IAMFAT".. then you will 
be brought to an application where you can send your application straight from 
there.  Isn't that nifty?  I'm beginning to depress myself now, on with the 
application. 

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                      ReD Distrobution Site Application: 
Board Name       : 
Phone Number     : 
SysOps Handle    : 
SysOps Real Name : 
Software         :   
Approx. Users    : 
Affils.          : 
Carries (ie: art, H/P/A/V/C, \/\/4/<3z, etc.) : 
Now please give us a courier account where we can log on as and leave you  
feedback: 
Handle           : 
Password         : 
Phone Number     : 
Birthday         : 
Bra Size         : 

Thank you!  Your application will be processed in about three days, and we  
will be calling your courier account (we will only try to log on as with the 
courier account three times, so make sure it's there!) and give you our  
answer. 

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                            ReD Writer Application: 
Handle       : 
Real Name    : 
Phone Number :  
Age          : 
What kind of writing do you do (ie: poetry, etc.) : 

Accepted forms of literature for ReD are; Poetry, editoral, humor, or lyrical 
compilations. 

Please upload this section of the application and a sample of your work zipped 
together and upload it to Sub-Culture. 

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                           ReD Courier Application: 
Handle       : 
Real Name    : 
Phone Number :  
Age          : 
Call LD?     : 

Please upload this section of the application to Sub-Culture. 

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