PSiKOTiK Issue 02 (part 3)

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PSiKOTiK

 · 5 years ago

  

 
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                       ```  < p s i k o t i k ! >  ``` 

 
[---- --- -- -  - anudda introdukshun : organized chaos 

        THIS PORTION OF PSIKOTIK IS BEST VIEWED IN RESOLUTION 80x25. 

        Is it me, or have I done all the ascii's for this damned mag? Heh.. 
Come on, you talented people.. I need ascii's, even ansi's, to put in psikotik. 
You'll be recognized worldwide! Well.. not QUITE worldwide, but pretty close. 
Teehee. Anyway.. 

        This is the articles section. It's practically blank right now. Well, 
when YOU read it, it might NOT be blank, but right now, while I write this, it 
is. So bite me. 

 
[---- --- -- -  - bbsing today--what's it worth? : organized chaos 

        Jeah. Long title. Step do dat shit, bitch. 

        Now, I'm not going to jump into some bigass ol' article about how the 
scene sucks. This article is about pEEdEE bbsing. Yeah, I still do on occasion, 
but lately, I've lost my purpose. Pretty much all I call (in ANY scene) are 
Daydream Nation, The Blast Furnace, iNK!, Alcoholiday, and Enemy Unknown. I'm 
just not the kind of dewd who calls eight million bbses a day. 

        Anyway, back on topic. PD BBSing is dead in my eyes. At least, in this 
area code (573), it is. The only "kewl" pd sysops took down their boards, or 
moved away. Or both. Locally, I call two boards, when I'm "bored". Heh. Bored, 
board. Funny. Well, like I said. I only call two boards--and the local inter- 
net provider, but that doesn't count as a bbs. One of the local boards is for 
literature interests, the other is just for when I wanna post about nothing. 

        The point of this short-ass little article was to inform you that all 
you peoplez out there need to exert more power to enhance the scene. There is 
a lot of fighting and bickering about who's better at ansi, etc. etc. It just 
pisses me off. Everyone should shut their trap and do this: 

        If your AC sucks, but there ARE hpavct boards there, stop 
        complaining about them and HELP THEM OUT. Then, your AC's 
        flavah will grow, and it won't suck anymore. If you don't 
        run a board, help those that do. If you complain and bitch, 
        I'm going to find where you live and stick a crowbar up 
        yore ass. Have a nice day. 

;) 

 
[---- --- -- -  - The new world order : organized chaos 

        You know what? I've discovered who the next ruler of our tiny planet 
will be. It's the Kool-Aid guy. Just hear me out, ok? Alright. First off, have 
you seen the commercials? He has hundreds upon thousands of loyal followers-- 
KIDS, who are gonna teach THEIR kids to worship Mr. Kool-Aid--that will do 
pretty much anything he says, as long as he supplies them with Kool-Aid. Guess 
what. He can't run out of Kool-Aid. He's made of the shit! 
        I think that, near the year 2010, millions of loyal Kool-Aid followers 
are going to storm capitals around the world, and give supreme rule to Mr. 
Kool-Aid. I might be crazy, but hey. YOU are gonna be suprised when that fat, 
jolly pitcher of red fluid bites your head off. I'm not. 
        If you have enjoyed my little outlook on life, then.. good. My purpose 
with this article was merely to amuse you. If this stuff actually happens, then 
I think I'm going crazy. Well, later. 

[---- --- -- -  - nAH!'s lookin' for members : organized chaos 

        Woowoo. 'Nother long title. :) Anyway.. can you guess what this art- 
icle's about?! If you can't, get help, damnit. Call 1-800-CHARTER. Ok.. well, 
as the TITLE suggests, nAH! (new age hackers) is looking for a way to expand 
its memberage. Memberage.. hmm.. well, anyway. There aren't really any re- 
quirements, except that you have to prove a little about how much you know. 
We're not going to be accepting wanna-bes. I mean--we're new at this, too. But 
at least we know our shit. We read Phrack, 40Hex, all that. Ok, back to the 
subject. 
        If you wish to join nAH!, email: 
                tboyd02@mail.coin.missouri.edu 
                dhombs@mail.coin.missouri.edu 
                ccollin1@mail.coin.missouri.edu 
        or call Morbid Infatuation at 1-573-446-4427, NUP: legendary. In your 
message, include creditentials, why ou want to join, personal info such as 
your name and age, male or female, and some other comments and shit. Either 
that, or you could do it the easy way.. instead of deciding what do write all 
by your lonesome, download NAH!-APP.ZiP, unzip, run the proggie, and figger it 
out on your own fromm there. Your application will be reviewed by whoever you 
send it to. 
        Lemme tell you who in the hell those internet email addresses would 
send a message to. tboyd02 is me, Organized Chaos, dhombs is Gibson, and 
ccollin1 is Cyberplague. Oooh. you can almost figger out our last names, and 
you know our first initial. Whoop dee doo dah day. 
        We hope this will include our roster, so that the group can flower into 
the next band of Phiber Optiks. Later, y'all. 

 
[---- --- -- -  - upcoming nAH! projects : organized chaos 

        Alright. I'll get down to it. Right now, we're working on a BOX of our 
own.. we're gonna call it the SOAPBOX. You know, like a SOAPBOX derby, or 
something. It could include a REDBOX and a LINEMAN'S HANDSET, and some other 
shit. It's gotta be easy to build, though. nAH! is looking for phreakers right 
now, but we may need a shitload of hackers later, so don't lose your spirits, 
childrenz. Well, back to the projects. Hehe. Ok--Gibson and Cyberplague are 
currently developing a program for Novell networks called "NOPEEK". What it 
would do is.. if someone PEEKed on you, all they would get is a black screen. 
Pretty cool, eh. Welperz, that's all we're working on for right now. Gotta go 
y'all. Cyew later. 

 
[---- --- -- -  - this issue : organized chaos 

        Well, so far, folks, this issue is all me. No one else has contributed 
jack sheeot. Eh. There's always next issue. I think I've written quite a bit 
for one month. How 'bout you? Oh yeah.. NO ONE ELSE WROTE, DAMNIT!.. <sigh>.. 
Argh. Anyway, I'm releasing, nevertheless. I'm afraid, however, if I go another 
month with zero articles written by anyone but I, the mag will have to go. I 
mean.. what's the point, if no one contributes, which must mean nobody writes. 
Yeesh. Well, right now, I'm typing this on a laptop, on my way to Houston, to 
visit someone. Lovely little piece of machinery. Too bad I'm only borrowing it. 
Ok.. back to the point. CONTRIBUTE FOR NEXT ISSUE! I'll take ascii's, ansi's, 
articles, ANYTHING! Even if you wanna friggin' lay the format for April's mag, 
go right ahead. But check with me first on that last one, okay, folks? 

 
[---- --- -- -  - end of part 3 / end of mag 
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