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MEMBERS OF THE PDP
Switch Tech Mitch ... "Fuck, hit my 513, will ya?"
TELEPHONE JOAN ... "Why did God put codes on Earth if He did not
want us to use them?"
PBXReX ... "Oh God, I'm glad that wasn't our trunk they were
searching."
Motorola Coke-a-cola ... "I like veggies... but people suck!"
rEdbOxrOb ... "Yo I'll make it worth your while."
ANI Lord ... "60 more years until the oppressive and corrosive
overlords of society wear me down to submission."
26oo SKaNK BLoW0FF ... "Why is it that whenever I need them, I've
never got them?"
peon of the issue: Lineman Stan
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pDp headers.........................anonymous ansi coordinator
t0ct0ct0ct0ct0ct0c.............................pDp productions
iNTRo To iSSue 01............................Switch Tech Mitch
EZ fun 4 da phonez..............................TELEPHONE JOAN
SOCiAL ENGiNEERiNG for FUN and PROFiT................rEdbOxrOb
Poetry Interlude: "i heard..."................girlie seventeen
the whitehouse experience............................rEdbOxrOb
How 2 Hack Wrists...........................26oo SKaNK BLoW0FF
Eleet Music V....................................internet pimp
Poetry Finale: "poetry by toc".......................DETH GRRL
eXTRo To iSSue 01............................Switch Tech Mitch
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Greetz 2 all telephone phreakz & computer hackerz!!!! This is
the first of a l0ng seriez of filez my PDP brethren hope 2 release 2
the community. Let me first say that I speak 4 all of my PDP brotherz
and sisterz when I say, "I am proud this is a PDP production."
Second I want u 2 know that this phile has been designed with the
intermediate 2 advanced telephone phreak in mind, if u can't
understand nething well duhhh go read more t-filez.
In this issue we feature articles from virtually all of our PDP
brotherz and sisterz with the possible exception of Motorola Coca-cola,
whoz being lame this week. Also that bitch TELEPHONE JOAN broke our
pdp2ascii translator which fucked up the formatting. But anyway we
have all kindz of eleetness from boxing info from the queen of boxing
(hehehe) TELEPHONE JOAN 2 a laceration file from our newest member,
26oo SKaNK BLoW0FF (cool nick dude). As u might expect we have put
100% of our effortz towardz providing u with the most eleet info
available in the scene.
OK I think that's all I got 2 say... oh yeah I didn't write
any t-files about life in the CO this issue because of JOAN's nefarious
foot. Word out brotherz! PDP iz and ownz more than u know! PDP
'96!! Fight the powerz that b!!!
If you do not have [EOF] at the end of this t-file you do not
have all possible eleetness. Njoy!
Switch Technician Mitch.
Editor.
PDP in '96.
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ungnown 2 mozt peepul anarky n phone phreakz r very much alike. u
muzt remember 1 sakred rool when deeling wiff ma bell - uze her own stuff
againzt her.
heer r sum intereztin box t-filez i hav kompiled:
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"the tv box (or) the bread box"
this box allows you to watch tv while you pretend to be listening to
someone. also has an attach feature (called the shit box) that descrables
cable for you.
______ <-----put tv here
| **** |
______ |__**__| ______
( \_____|__|_______/ )
\ / <---phone
\_________________________/
||
//
// <---cable for tv and fone
((
\\
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"the 'let's hack it!' box (or) the shoe box"
this box hacks everything. here's the schematics. if you don't know
anything about electronics then you shouldn't even attempt to make this box.
if you do really know about electronics then you should see how this works
immediatly.
>>-|-<< <--- the k00l antennea part
|
| ______
cool display part | <| || \
________ |____| || | _____
| urrad \ / || |+-| | <--- like, a battery there.
|______ .^ u |__| u |__
'\ 0 )
__| g * /
this is more +- 00 (
cool parts --| 6 @ @ \ .________
| $$ $$ $$ $$ *$$ |====== ooo % | <--plug into
|__[]___[]___[]___[]___[]__#====== ooo % | phone
|________|
^\__this is where money comes pouring out
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"the sexual-repression box"
this box is made for the insertion of several objects. it moves
around and makes you have that warm bubbly k-rad feeling.
_
/ \ _
_ |\_/|/ \
/ \|---|\_/|
_ |\_/| | |
/ \| | | | |/
|\_/| |=-=| | / /__
| |=-=| |=-=| \ \ sQUIRt!# (hEEHEE!!)
|=-=| | | ||\ \
| | | | | \>
| | | | | \
| - - - - |) )
| /
\ /
\ /
\ /
\ /
| | <-- heehee!!!!!! lamr!!!!
| |
| |
[ Note: I heard Spinoza was the first sr boxer. - stm. ]
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"the i'm-a-pathetic-loser-in-the-dark box (or) the pizza box"
this is for the phreaker in the dark. it's a big damn light.
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/ |
| /
| |
| |___ /
aaa battery --> [| | /
[| |__\ <----- friggin' light
| | \
the ----> | \
receiver \___|
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"the-i-am-a-preppy-and-my-dad-pushes-paper-for-the-phone-company-and-i'm-
rebelling-against-society-in-general-because-i'm-full-of-angst-and-sr-box-
24-hours-a-day-to-cheesy-adult-gifs-of-women-and-animals box (or) the box."
this t-file has a eleet-detector. if you do not see schematics below
for this box, it means you weren't rad 'nuff.
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"the mcbox"
this box orders you ("to go" is optional) any mcd0naldz ph00d stuff.
actually, this box is just some little kid that you beat up and force to go
get you stuff cause you're a real anarkizt and they know not to mess wiff
you.
))))))
/ \
| *)(*))|
| > | i phear the PDP!!!
\ == / __/
| |
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"the _mcgyver_ box"
this box is made out of a stick of gum, a paperclip, a tampon, a
small piece of cheese and a half-bit eraser. it's a stun gun that opens
prison jail cells. [ Note: this only works in women's prisons. - stm ]
,---==========[] <--- piece of cheese bullet
_.| ^|__tampon
the piece of gum trigger -> (/>|
^^| <----paperclip
___|_
(_____| <---eraser
cross ur legs and hope u don't waste another in the assembly!
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"the sand box"
this box is hooked up to a tape system that replays one of three
random statements on adjustable intervals. the sounds it make are "uh-huh."
"yeah." and "yup." which can asist you when you don't feel like talking to
someone but don't want to hurt thier feelings.
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"the hammer box"
this box is a large instrument that gets you free cash from
payphones. all you do bring the device to the phone and begin pounding
the shit out of it. it works better when you aim it at the place at the
bottom where the money is kept. also, you should wait till no one is
around to use the box. it's often detectable what you are doing. it
seems people know something is amiss when you use the hammer box even
though they don't know anything about phreaking.
_________
| | <--- elite tip #1 : hit things w/ this.
|___ ___|
| |
| | <--- elite tip #2 : hold this part.
| |
| |
| |
|_|
|_| <--- elite tip #3 : hold this part, too.
|_|
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"the box box"
this box is for the ultimate phreaker on the run. all you do is
program it with a big red button and a large display window. when you press
the button, a random type of box is displayed on the screen. this is the
box that you should work on that day to make. you should unfairly adjust
the random affect to lean towards selecting red and blotto.
________________
/__________________\
|| ||
|| bl0tt0!!! ||
||__________________||
\__________________/
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/ 0 \
(_______)
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- taken from h0e #80 -
"the return box"
uses:
this is for all you guys that wonna look like the kinda guy that is a guy
and can do that guy type-o-guy stuff with the "i know you - even if you
don't know how i know you" guy guy guy. that's the kinda guy I am, I can
tell you all my supah phreakin' sekretz. ok, here goez:
*69 command -
this is a command implemented that calls the person that just called you
back. we in the h4qr biz call it "return calling". it's like tracing.
except not as good. but what can you expect from ma b3ll!? ah, but there's
more. all kinds of neat trixxx are abound in the mysterious *69 k0de 4 y3w
t3w r4p3. here's just s0me:
1] dual crank-caller - when you get one of those rude crank callerz that
hang up as soon as you pick up the phone you can use the box and call them
back. then as soon as they pick up the phone you hang up on them - perfect
equality!@!
2] revenge. go to one of your enemies homes and continuously keep dialing
*69 and rack up the phone bill, slowly adding 30 cent charges. this might
seem slower than simply calling Guam and leaving the phone off hook, but hey
you can hit some buttons!!!!!!!!!
3] this is an optional way to construct a box, in case you think it's "not a
real box" unless you go to radio shack. Go to Radio shack. Ask the guy
behind the counter for a tone dialer .. laugh when he calls he calls you a
"hacker" and and say "n0t m33 d00d!@!". call gigikey -> 1800DIGIKEY. order
the same crystal that's already in the box! Now buy a new soldering iron,
even if you already have one. Properly de-solder the crystal and make sure
that there's no glue left over. Solder the new crystal in, but make sure
the side of the crystal you solder in has the numbers up, so people know
it's NOT the crystal the box came with. screw yer box back together. now
go back to radio shack. This part takes 4 months, but it's worth it - ask
the d00d behind the counter for a "battery of the month club". Get one of
the red aaa batteries with your "battery the month card" and let him punch
out this month's "number" (elite tip - do this at the end of the month so
you can go back the next day and get yer second battery) do this until you
have 4 batteries. Place the batteries in yer return box and take the card
out of the back where you list all yer stored phone numbers. write "return
b0x"with a red crayon in the "p1" slot. now flip the card over and read the
instructions on how to program the memory spot to make your return box
activate with one button. now go to sk00l and sell it one of yer hacker
d00d friends for 50 dollars. you are now truly 3113t3 and a phreaker. you
will be famous and your work is in demand. it takes 4 months to make each
one so it's even more in demand. man, this paragraph was long.
Needs ->
a fone
at least one working finger
a way to get the phone to your ear
the "*" and the "6" and the "9" buttons
a dial tone
an iq over 75
sufficient motor skills to hit the buttons
cost ->
approximate $.30
/<-features ->
do you really need some selling points for this box??!?! ok, here you go:
a) makes a cool noise.
b) only 3 digits! whee!
c) if you take off the * it's a cool position.
d) the 6 and 9 are close together so it's real easy to hit.
e) the letters spell "my", "ox", and "ow".
f) you can pay 6 bux to not have any more *69 charges. m4k3z zentz.
g) if you get off on the operators voice, then it's extra cool.
h) you don't have to go to radio shack to buy parts.
i) there's not too many digits in it, so if you wonna (note: wonna!) dial
with your pinky then it won't get you tired.
j) it's so elite! it starts with a hip '*'!
k) it's just really 'k'.
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this concludes your lesson in bein' elite. h4ppi3 phr34kin' and
r3m3mbuh that these planzzz are all mineminemineminerienreremreerflsdfkdlf.
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iNTRo:
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I know you all are thinking to yourself, "How can I be eleet like
the pDp?" Three words: social engineering. Everybody knows how dumb
operators are, or they wouldn't be operators! Duh! This technique
has worked out three of four times. Here's how I social engineer.
SoCiaL eNGiNeeRiNG MY WaY:
~~~~~~^~~~~~~~~~~~^~^^~^^^
Dramatis Personae.
r0b. Acne riddled kid.
Operator. Acne riddled adult female.
Operator. Hello, operator Lish.
r0b. hey baby.
Operator. Can I help you?
r0b. yeah, i'd like some free long distance
Operator. I'm sorry, I can't do that.
r0b. yo, i'll make it worth your while
[ Operator giggles.
when do you get off work?
Operator. 6
r0b. how about you give me some free long distance?
Operator: OK.
eXTRo:
~^^^^^
You gotta be suave to do this shit, you can't have a high voice. And
remember, pDp owns you. Thanks to Daemon 9 and the rest of *the Guild
posse (if u know what he means -stm) for teaching me all this kewl technique.
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i heard...
~~~~~~~~~~
you hear the voice
know the name
but still something's
not the same
he says good-bye
you say oh well
another relationship
gone to hell
your life goes on
it's ok
you see a face
special...some way
the person inside
makes you smile
you feel better
for awhile
then he's gone
doesn't explain
you'll never know
why he went away
you get a call
a reliable source
tells you your love
could've worked
a little birdie
from the past
flew inside
his spell was cast
a piece of advice
a simple test
the hope of your dream
was laid to rest
so it is possible
for your past
you to haunt
what an ass
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% telnet whitehouse.gov
Trying 198.137.241.30...
Connected to whitehouse.gov.
Escape character is '^]'.
UNIX(r) System V Release 4.0 (whitehouse.gov)
login: president
Password:
Login incorrect
login: president
Password:
Login incorrect
login: president
Password:
Welcome, Mr. President.
You have new mail.
% ls
conspiracies.txt hillary.gif launch.codes.txt
% rsend rbr:pdp.org *
% irc rEdbOxrOb irc.whitehouse.gov
*** Connecting to port 6667 of irc.whitehouse.gov *****
*** Welcome to Internet Relay Chat rEdbOxrOb
*** umodes available oiws, channel modes available biklmnopstv
*** There are 128 operators online
*** 3502 channels have been formed
*** This server has 2 clients and 1 servers connected(+i)
*stephan* sir?
*** rEdbOxrOb (~president@whitehouse.gov) has joined channel #phreak
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*** topic for #phreak set by backstree on Jun 12 20:48:27
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CrusaderX invizible kokey firebug bacidoy Voyager wr nicearab groundpig
tr0ut darkfox
<rEdbOxrOb> haha, lamers. pDp owns the whitehouse. pDp owns ALL
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<anonansi> did u get that mitch??
<rEdbOxrOb> i haxed the whitehouse@!#!@#
*** Mode change "+o rEdbOxrOb" on channel #pDp by techmitch
<techmitch> eleet rbr, btw pdp 01 TONIGHT
<`fonejoan> cool rbr
<rEdbOxrOb> i gotta go, guyz#@! /var/spool/mail time.
<techmitch> yeah thx aansi
*** Signoff: rEdbOxrOb (pDp in da houz)
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# rm *
# logout
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You know the feeling, and I know the feeling. You are sitting at home,
forearms on your knees, staring at your wrists. You have been puzzling for
HOURS over them. You're stuck in a rut. It seems that your wrists are the
only things left out there that you can't get into. You can smack a Solaris
box at any given moment, bring entire phone networks to thier knees with 3
little tones, and score a chick with 3 beers and a Yugo. But you just can't
get into your wrists. Well, I'm here to help.
There are several methods of getting into your wrists. Since many of them
are expensive, and I am assuming that you have little money, I will only
cover basic, inexpensive methods. NOTE: These methods are frilless and
cheap, and, like anything that is cheap, it's easy to get caught using these
methods. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Method NuMBaH #1:--> This is the cheapest, but most difficult, way to hack
your wrists. it involves:
A comb (straight, single-filed bristle type)
You should *CAREFULLY* place the comb between your thumb and forefinger (I
say *CAREFULLY* because if you use the wrong hand positioning, you may end
up hacking into something you don't want to!) and place it perpendicular to
the line of your wrist. move your fingers to the middle of the comb (make
sure the bristles are resting pointed end on your wrist, otherwise this
won't work) and press down HARD on the comb. While doing so, move the comb
back and forth (lengthwise) along your wrist. after about 10 minutes of
such activity, your wrist will be fully hacked.
M3th-hud N00mbah #2:--> This is slightly more expensive than the last
method, but MUCH quicker. It involves:
A razor blade (A scraper-blade is acceptable, and you may have to
disassemble a disposable shaver if you don't have any razors.)
This method works in much the same was as Method #1. Hold the razor, sharp
side towards wrist, in the same way you held the comb. Apply pressure to
your wrist with the razor and drag it lengthwise. In one stroke you should
have a sizable incision. This method takes only about 3 seconds to complete.
MeTHUDD nUMBER #3:final method--> This is by far the quickest, most
expensive way to go. It involves:
a short-burning fuse (candlewicks WON'T work)
5 pounds of trinitrothalamine (alternatively mercury fulminate)
a blasting cap
15 yards of duct tape
make a container out of duct tape large enough to place all 5 pounds of
trinitrothalamine inside. place the short-burning fuse inside the blasting
cap and the blasting cap inside the trinitrothalamine. duct tape the entire
deal to your wrist and light the fuse. It should explode, causing a major
hack on your wrist (and perhaps systematic nervous shock). WARNING! THIS
METHOD IS VERY DANGEROUS AND HAS BEEN KNOWN TO CAUSE TERMINAL MATTER LOSS!
In closing, I must say that I do not condone any of the activities mentioned
above, and that this article is intended ONLY for educational ( smirk)
purposes. I waive ALL legal responsibility resulting from the usage of
methods described in this file.
- - -- ---< 26oo SKaNK BLoW0FF >--- -- - -
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eh yo, i own yor entire switch, like lassie be ownin a bone
with muh operator assisted skillz, cocot confz, listenin for the tone
dms manualz with oki9 clonez
steelin telco hedsetz, by simply throwin stonez
so when im rollin, n'a bitch wuntz to ride
blue box in the front, as the hoe gets back seat, left side.
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"poetry from toc"
OK! I
my poem am not
is gonna be about the only one
-> boys who <-
i like boys a lot. thinks about boys.
they're fun to michelle and i
kiss. talk.
i'm do
still young u like grung?
and i've had sex it's a way of saying
-> only 2 or 3x society SUCKS <-
i forget i hate my
but it felt parents.
real good. hehe.
i &
am mad a lot ur
cuz my older bro only
-> says 12 <-
2 me that but i'm not
ur a whore i just like
cuz u sleep around. to have fun.
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Greetz go out to:
Dummercon 2, FLaK, L0CK, PLA, SSF, t0c, TNo, Anika, carpet, clashcr,
crank, Dead Cheese, DeMoNiKa, DisordeR, eerie, Ender, ip, goo, gweeds
(thankz 4 twodix.jpg!!!!), Joltcola, kaia, kokey, the Major, MIB,
Miss March, mogel, Morpheus, Orestes, The Pinball Wizard, The
Ponderer, Raduga, Rage (303), rattle (masturbate someday d00d) Sab,
Shadow Tao, Telecom Legend, Telecon, The Wanderer.
No tampons were harmed 2 make this issue of PDP. Hehehe ;)
FIGHT THE POWER '96.
Switch Technician Mitch.
Editor.
PDP in '96.
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