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MEMBERS OF THE PDP
Switch Tech Mitch ... "Gang bang me, Gaurdian."
TELEPHONE JOAN ... "You can take a Kode to water, but you can't
make it drink."
PBXReX ... "Oh God, I'm glad that's not our trunk
they're hacking."
Motorola Coca-cola ... "DOWN WITH THE MAN!"
rEdbOxrOb ... "Operator, no, operator, no ma'am, no,
listen ma'am, I wasn't trying anything
funny."
ANI Lord ... "call my vmb."
Anonymous Ansi Coord ... "I'm quitting ACiD!"
p1c0-b00 ... "U R M/F????? MSG ME!!!!!!!!!"
26oo SKaNK BLoW0FF ... "Hackin' Chicks in '96, Kid."
c0d3 blU3 ... "The weasels are wonderful tonight."
sKILLBILLY ... "I just haqed *CHICAG0*, D0oD!"
Beigebox Pornoline Victim ... "y0y0y0! pDp iz da shizzgnaghtzz!#"
dork: Lish
peon: Mephisto
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PDP headers...............................anonymous ansi coordinator
tawktawktawktawktawk.................................PDP productions
iNTRo To iSSue 02.....................................TELEPHONE JOAN
social engineering animals......................Motorola Coke-a-Cola
tElc0 hEllc0.......................................Switch Tech Mitch
stolen telephone books.....................beigebox pornoline victim
how to hack a friend.......................................c0d3 blU3
MSG FRUM DA LEGI0N 0V DEWM..................................p1c0-b00
K0D1N6 B4TCH F1L3 TR0J4N5.................................sKILLBILLY *
as i think of you....................................girlieseventeen
THERE IS ONLY DARKNESS.....................................c0d3 blU3
ToP 10 WaYz 2 GeT a StR8 d00d To d0 Da Naz-T WiT CHU!..........erikb **
ANARCHY ON IRC........................................TELEPHONE JOAN
eXTRo To iSSue 02..........................beigebox pornoline victim
* == x-tra h0t gnu info!!
** == guest writer!#
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hello, kids!
it's me-me-me, the assistant editor of the wonderous PDP! this issue
mitch was going to score & decided that it would be ok for me to do the
intro & extro for this glorious issue. that's right - it's a brand new
week and a brand new PDP! we have been getting so much positive
feedback over our first "pack" that we have been pressing ourselves
extremely hard to the challenge of issue two.
since the first issue we have allied with various other people in
"THE SCENE!!!" to create a strike force of doom. but more importantly, we
are here to spread the FREEDOM OF INFORMATION!
FUCK ALL NARCS! FUCK YOU AT&T! FUCK YOU RBCP! (HeHeHeHe!)
we here at PDP would firmly like to thank the members of #2600 for
ban/kicking all the members of PDP. we don't need ur lame channel
ne-wayz.
next issue of PDP we will have a collection of the feedback we have
gotten on our releases thus far. *this is your chance to appear in PDP!*
send it all to jwilkinson@mail.utexas.edu, he owes us warez.
you've got all my love!!!!! keep spreading the info!!!!!!
LA LA L8R
TELEPHONE JOAN
PDP in '96, muthafucka
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|2-MUCH-2-l0VE!| "social engineering animals!" |2-MUCH-2-l0VE!|
|2-MUCH-4-YOU!#| -*- the survival series -*- |2-MUCH-4-YOU!#|
|2-GOOD-4-YOU!#| by - Motorola Coke-a-Cola |2-GOOD-4-YOU!#|
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this t-file is the first in my series of articles in self survival.
that's right, FUCK THE MAN. in order to understand this t-file you're going
to have to understand the theory behind survivalists. you see, THE MAN
makes you think that the only way to live is in HIS world with HIS rules.
government? supermarkets? farmers? at&t? taco bell? toilets?
fashion magazines? rudyard kipling?
those are HIS institutions. FUCK THAT.
the survival series is about YOU taking on the WORLD & saying "FUCK
YOU, WORLD! FUCK YOU, RBCP!"
in our first installment, we will be discussing various ways in which
you can get around on the planet earth (without the use of modern day
devils!) by only communicating with our friends the animals.
to do this, we're going to have to become aware that animals have
various inherent qualities that are worth of exploiting.
when you're social engineering animals, the usual things to attempt
to get are various forms of information, in addition to probing for various
services that the animal may be able to provide for you, whether this means
pulling a cart, or you clubbing it over the head & making a rug.
the technique to approaching animals you want to socially engineer is
simple. talk to them. try to make them think that you're their friend.
give them a false sense of respect. often it might be necessary to
pretend to be someone your not - for example, a farmer.
today we're only going to look at the social engineering of three
animals, as there are quite a few in the world to go through. we will cover
the pig, the puppy, & the cat.
HACKING PIGS:
_____ oink.
6/ ^..^ /
\_____(oo) <- this is what a pig looks like. you can find various pigs
WW WW in emmanuel's basement, tided down, with the rear legs
strangely spread wide. emmanuel is a very good pig hacker.
(approach the pig slowly)
you - hello, pig. how are you doing today?
pig - OINK@#!$~*!$ oink oink oink#$*!$*!$
you - well, that's certainly interesting! i am farmer joe's assistant & i
am here to feed you today.
pig - oink?
you - yes, that's right. (proceed to feed the pig)
pig - oooooooooooink.... oHhhoInK!#!
you - pig, you wouldn't happen to know colleen's visa number, would you?
pig - oink 2223-4552-34242-3434
you - thanks!
(see how easy that was?)
HACKING PUPPIES:
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v0 0v <- this is what a puppy looks like. you can also find the
/\x/\ - w00f. puppy in emmanuel's basement, although often he is set
| ||| | free, near various organs dipped in dog food. erikb
| ||| | taught emmanuel everything he knows about pup hacking.
'~^^^~`
(approach the puppy with an outstretched hand & i friendly smile)
dog - BOW WOW WOW w0oF wOoF ARf!@%!!%!
you - hello, doggy!
dog - rUfF#!!# bark%!$*!!$ w00f#$(!*$
you - don't be afraid!
dog - grRrRRRrRrrrRrRrRR!(!%**$ w00F!@#!@## *CH0MP!#*
you - ahHHH!@HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 <running>
dog - rF#$!( ARF!@#!#*! <chasing>
you - STOP! PLEASE! I MEAN YOU NO HARM!
dog - <foaming at the mouth> w00f#$!# w00f!#!#%! rdist can be
overflowed#!@#$! arf!#!#
you - <writing down> thanks!@
(dogs are much more tricky than pigs!)
HACKING CATS:
_ /| <- many cats can be found around g0ff & lb.
\'o.O' - MEoW. they are catophiles, you know.
=(___)= really! no joke!#
U
(approach the cat with some string)
you - hello, cat.
cat - FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU ALEX!!!!!!!
you - meow?
cat - GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you - meow meow. <dangle string>
cat - YOU ARE A LAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you - meow!@ <pet cat's head>
cat - the password to #k-rad is to type /msg k-k00lb0t !nvyt3 #k-rad
excellent work. as you can see, social engineering animals takes
patience & common sense. you can make it work for you!!
l8r sk8r!
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I punched myself in a little after 12AM. As usual, Phil was already
inside. I told the security guards it was going to be a short night, which
is insider slang for an evening of numerous snack runs.
Phil was in the Inner Sanctum sleeping on some employee data shreds
he was supposed to take out next week. Something I've never understood
about Phil is how he can sleep next to those whirring DNRs. I kicked Phil
in the stomach with my tennis shoes. He muttered and got up.
Ameritech is always sending us these dumb memos about how we don't
take our job seriously. We skipped those and discovered there were no
interesting memorandums for the night. We opened up a bag of Cheetos and
started clacking at our monochrome terminals.
Telephone phreaks are always asking me what kind of switch I work at.
To be honest, I don't know. It's either a DMS-100 or a 1A though, because
we have those manuals strewn around, but be damned if I know.
Like I said it was going to be a short night, and it was. We
finished giving our friends call waiting and started making coffee. Neither
Phil nor I are coffee drinkers, so we poured it all out onto the faxes (we
save the grounds for the memos).
Ah, there was nothing left to do. Phil went back to sleep on the
employee records in the back. I went out to have a conversation with
Corporate Security, but they were all asleep.
I had been smoking cigarettes for about an hour when this van pulled
up. A few guys got out, and some giggling girl. They proceeded to remove
trash from our dumpster, oblivious to my presence.
"Oh, it's them," I said, instinctively reaching for the Cheetos, "Hey
guys, what's up!"
They made motions to me to quiet down, point towards Corporate
Security.
"Aw, fuck that bros, they wouldn't wake up to a structure hit."
"Actually, Mitch, that's why we're here."
They came over towards the light and I could get a good look at all
of them. Why, they were my PDP brothers and sisters! There was TELEPHONE
JOAN at the end, rEdbOxrOb in the middle, and of course 26oo SKaNK BLoW0FF
on the end.
It would appear that today was 2SBO's initiation. They had had him
carefully construct one of those trademarked PDP rockets loaded with PDP
Secret Sauce and ammonium nitrate. I marvelled for a little bit and then
helped them finish with the trash.
Apparently they were going to do my CO, but I talked them down.
"Yeah," RBR said, "Why not just do the one on Washington?"
"Hee hee!" concurred TELEPHONE JOAN.
And with that, my brothers were off to parts unknown, gone before I
could say, "PDP Secret Sauce is volatile, no potholes!" but I yelled it
anyway. I was happy to have saved Phil's life, despite where he sleeps.
With that, I sighed, finished off my Cheetos, and jumped in one of the
Ameritech Little Cars, making a halted motion to my belt's keyring and then
opening the glove compartment. Grabbing the keys, I sighed with
contentment.
stm, editor.
PDP in '96.
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I see you on AOL through the window.
"Point, click, and die, bitch."
I see your mail
in *da* street, yo, redboxes.
and i want to open it and read it
and read your phone bill,
mr. nice-house-guy-person.
and steal your telephone book, yeah, yoyoyo!
you incontinent uh .. son of a lamer-bitch.
and
ultra-call forward
your kid's bbs, on our all nite hookur konfs,
with lewp linez from here to way way over there.
to japan, again.
and stuff.
yea, yea, yea, yea ..
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[ "this article is a little overdone, but we here at pDp believe that
we must bring to you the most complete info at all times." - TPJ. ]
finally, the t-file that should have been written long ago. yes, an
easy-to-follow guide to hacking a friend. one word of advice before i reveal
these steps: use with caution when attempting to hack a friend who is smarter
than you. he/she might already know how.
1. there is a basic theory to hacking a friend. be of a mindset throughout
the experiment to bring your friend to your line of thinking; convince
them that you know best. keep in mind that your past words and known
ideals will be factors in your ability to hack a friend. generally, if
you have had moderate to good success at winning fights in the past, you
will be more likely to do this. as for those with worse records, do not
despair - read on!
2. ponder the friend in question. think about the objective you want to
reach. do you want money? do you just want more time spent doing what
_you_ enjoy? how likely are you to win them over? the more you think
about it, the more clear it should become.
3. when you approach your friend, be cheerful and agree with most of what
they say. just sort of nod. be noncommittal if you like. the best way
to hack a friend is gently. and, for heaven's sake, don't make it
obvious. a hacked friend will not continue to remain hacked if they
discover your ploy. (if you're a stereotypical vampire-wanna-be goth
teen, just growl, cut yourself, and talk about death a lot.)
4. it may pay in the end to spend a little money at the onset. a little
bit spread lightly on the surface can be leeched back in three- or
fourfold. make it a pack of cigarettes, or a soda at the convenience
store. don't waste your cash, though, on meals out. let them "pay you
back" for them. this is just the beginning of hacking a friend.
5. go to their house a lot. even if its a mess or its just plain boring,
it gives them less access to your stuff, and you more to theirs. you
can "borrow" cds and clothing. you can "accidentally" find their
smaller possessions in your pockets when you do the wash later that
night.
6. blackmail will work in some cases. make certain that they have less
dirt on you than you have on them. a good memory or an overhead
conversation can mean cash, food, and/or a nice little slave of your
very own. if you can readily accomplish this, you're on your way, baby.
7. simple extortion. are you bigger than them? do you own a larger, more
powerful arsenal than they? if so, than invite them over on pay day, and
show them your fine collection... fully loaded. clubs and bats are okay
if you have enough power to render them unconscious. if they babble at
all, hit them again.
8. become really good friends with their parents/sister/friend. if you
know someone they know, you can find out more about them, and stay
closer to their wallets and their minds.
9. use a mind box. **detailed description in the appendix**. if you can
get to their minds, you have it all.
10. keep them talking. the longer they talk, the more hints you can pick up.
you can tell a lot by their movements and their mannerisms. the more
you know about them, the closer you'll come to finding the cracks in
their walls, so to speak.
11. find out more about their favorite hobby, or their favorite music group.
if you can show that you like what they like, they'll be more likely to
identify with you, making them more vulnerable to hacking.
12. put a virus in their computer, without their knowledge, and then fix it
for them when they discover it. you'll be the hero of the day. maybe
they'll buy you something. or, you could save it; you can always recall
the favor later.
13. kidnap their favorite pet or video game. keep it hostage, and make them
pay you ransom. of course, a pet might find a higher ransom than a
game, since you can't expect more than the half the price of the game,
whereas love is priceless (aww shucks.. i'm blushing.)
14. if they're competent, get them a job where you work. you can tell them
what to do _and_ steal their paycheck. you'll have a power over them
that you can't imagine. if they drive, make them give you rides.
15. under no circumstances should you branch off from the main directives
for hacking a friend, unless you are a seasoned mind warrior. this
information in the hands of a novice could be extremely dangerous unless
followed precisely.
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** --[ appendix: the mind box ]-- **
materials needed:
o 1 container, approx. between the size of a sucrets case and a
cigarette pack. metal, plastic, or cardboard will do.
o 1 "lucky charm", be it the traditional rabbit foot, a skull
ring, or a nice joint.
o 3 pennies. the first symbolizes the money you put into
the friendship. the second symbolizes the money they've
spent on you. the third symbolizes an immense amount that
you can squeeze from the victim (friend, that is).
o 1 condom, if sex is indeed your objective.
o 1 small piece of paper with a command written on it that you
want your friend to follow. for example, if you want money,
write "i want all your cash". fold the paper in half twice,
in any direction.
procedure:
a. pick up the container, and place the other materials inside.
b. close the container. now you have a mind box.
c. keep on your person at all times when using the other 14 steps
to hacking a friend. the mind box works by gathering your energy
together to be used for the purpose of hacking your friend.
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pdp% write joan
eye'm gunna go get me sum kiddiep0rn!!@@
^D
pdp% ftp lod.com
Connected to lod.com.
220 lod FTP server (Version wu-2.4(6) Tue Jun 18 11:04:28 CDT 1996) ready.
Name (lod.com:p1c0-b00): anonymous
331 Guest login ok, send your complete e-mail address as password.
Password:
230 Guest login ok, access restrictions apply.
230- \\////////
230- =============================================================| OiNk |==
230- WELCUM NET-SURFUR TO LEGI0N 0V DEWM WORLD HEADQUARTERZ !@!! X 0
230- ==============================================================\ /===
230- WE AT L.O.D. SAY A BIG "NO!" TO OLDWAREZ! KEEP IT 0-DAY !@! (O O)
230- ~~~~\
230- K-KURRENT K-RAD K-MEMBER LIZT @#!
230- Marauder --- HAY DAT'Z ME @!#
230- Erik BlooDaXe --- HE WR1TEZ PHRACK !@#
230-
230- IF U R INTERESTED IN J0INING OUR K00L GROOP DOWNL0AD LOD.APP FROM
230- THE G3NERAL CHAT F1LE BASES.
230-
230- ALSO WE ARE LOOK1NG 4 NEW MEMBERZ Ph0R OUR UNCLES-AT-LARGE PR0GRAM.
230- BETTER GIVE US A KALL AB0UT THAT ONE.
230-
230- CU LAYT0R D00DZ [:^)
230-
230 Guest login ok, access restrictions apply.
Connection closed by foreign host.
fuck.
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HI . MY FUK'N COMPOOTER BROKE SO I
NEED TO TYPE THIS SHITT ON MY DAD'S
FUCKIGN TRS-80, FUCK YOU
NE-WAY TODAY I AM GONNA TEACH YOU HOW
TO CODE SOMETHING THAT COULD BE
CONSIDRED A TROJAN USING ONE OF THE
MOST POWERFUL AND UNDERRATED
LANGUAGES THAT EXIST------> THE
BATCH(.BAT)FILES.
FIRST STEP :::
YOU NEED TO KNOW SOME BASICS OF THE
BATCH FILE LANGUAGE TO DO THE
FOLLOWING.DO NOT DO THIS UNLESS YOU
KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING.OK LAMER?~!!!
LET;S BEGIN
@ECHO OFF
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ YOU NEED TO DO
THIS COMMAND UNLESS YOU WANT THE
USER TO IGNORE WHAT IS GOING ON.U
WOULDNT WANT THE GUY TO SEE THE
ACTUAL COMMANDS YOU USE TO BE HAQING
HIS SYETEM, DONT YOU?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!! THAT ISWHAT THSI COMMAND IS
FOR
ECHO ONE MOMENT D0OD I AM FORMATTING
YOUR HD!@!@
^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS COMMAND IS VERY
IMPORTANT BECAUZ YOU NEED TO TELL
THE USER YOU ARE CURRENTLY WORKINH
ON SOMETHING.OR ELSE THE GUY COULD
THINK NOTHING HAPPENS & REBOOT HIS
COMPUTER WHICH IS SOMETHING YOU DO
NOT WANTTT!!!!!!!!
ECHO Y>TEMP.$$$
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ DOOD THIS COMMAND IS
COMPLICATED SO I WONT WASTE ANY TIME
EXPLAINING IT
FORMAT C:<TEMP.$$$
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS IS ALSO
TOO TECHNICAL FOR YOU
ECHO THIS PROGRAM (C)1996,
sKILLBILLY ALL RIGHT RESERVED
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ REAL HAQRS DONT
CARE ABOUT COPYRIGHT YOU SAY?!?!
WELL C0DERS DO! THIS COMMAND
PROTEXS YOUR WORK IN CASE SOMEONE
WOULD H4X0R IT.IT IS IMPORTANT!@@@@@!
SECOND STEP :::::::::
WELL, THERE IS NO 2ND STEP DOOD,
THIS IS A 1-ST3P PR0C3SS!
WELL ITS ALL, GO SPREAD YOUR TROJANS
AAND REMEMBER, PDP OWNZ YOU MORE
THAN YOU THINK.....LAMER!!!
PDP 95! ER 96!@@!@
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POWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFI
ERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHT
IGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHE IGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHE
TTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOW AS I THINK OF YOU TTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOW
EPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERF BY -> GIRLIESEVENTEEN EPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERF
WERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGH WERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGH
FIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTH
HTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPO
i'm confused
when am i not
so many changes
so much forgot
at first we met
had some fun
the uncertainty began
when the evening was done
no one had treated me
like you that night
no one had been upset
when i forgot good-bye
but i didn't mean
to seem that way
i had only learned
that guys don't stay
please forgive me
if i'm shy
you are different
and i know why
no one cared
until you
i thought they had
but reality grew
they were there
their emotions not
i was the one
who always was caught
left behind
misunderstood
trying to find
a way that was good
i hope you know
that I was wrong
influenced by
the things we'd done
i never knew
it would be like this
i want to talk to you
alone - uninfluenced
then maybe i'd tell you
that i've been hurt
but with you
i hope it would work
i could never say it
unless i knew
that you felt
the same way too ..
yet how am i
supposed to know
unless you say it
let it show
so my thoughts
are with you
and i know
that you'll come through ..
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POWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFI
IGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPO FIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHE
TTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWER THERE IS ONLY DARKNESS!#@ HTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOW
WERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTT OWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGH
ERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHT
FIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTH
IGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIG HEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHE
EPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEP BY C0D3 BLU3 RFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERF
WERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWE GHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGH
HTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPO
CONNECT 57600
death waits; so can you...
please choose one of these terminations:
x ... death by fire a standard method of dying, generally speaking.
x ... death by torture an excrutiating experience - come on in!
x ... crucifixion the old school way!
choose a letter from x to x: x
__________________________________________________________________________
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| welcome, my son. welcome to the machine2. |
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if you already have a s3kr3t c0d3 n4m3
on the machine2, inhale and type it.
otherwise type "die": c0d3blU3
p4ssw0rd: *****
you fucked up!
the s3kr3t p4ssw0rd you typed in is fUx0r3d.
one more chance..
p4ssw0rd: *****
welcome to a boring login feature.
enter the last digit of your social security number.
>8
[now logged on to machine2]
hi c0d3blU3, it's a real shame that you're back again!
enter your s3k0nd4ry s3kr3t p4ssw0rd: *****
fantasy awaits you in lisa, the game for adults.
ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄ¿
there is ³ gNU ÀÄ´ pr1v4t3 email waiting for you!
ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
will you bother yourself with it right now (Y/N)? yup
date: Sunday, June 23rd, 1996 11:02pm email
from: pathetic wreth msg#: 1437218
to: c0d3blU3
re: yo. haha. axs, bitch.
yo. kin ah git tha secret werd or some shit? fo da s3kr3t k0d3 s3ction.
haha. yo. ahm out.
-wretch.
(r)edeem, (e)rase, (f)uck, (c)ut, (b)erate, (p)eel, or (n)othing? f
t0p1k: just a little note to say.....
...goodbye.
/s
do you wish to attach a file? n
*** confirmed: msg #1803024 written to hell // no more room ***
do you want to send this to any others? n
you have reached the end of these annoyances.
departing the email menu.. returning to machine2
j00 h4v3 t00 m4ny kr3d1tz!
w3rd Up:
"oliver always said he wanted to travel."
-anonymous
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sp3c14l n0tic3:
there is nothing particularly special going on.
-st4pH-
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let's all wish a delightful extermination to:
g01ngm4d what's today?
mydyingkin huh?
dream invader tonight and every night
ilovekurt he's gone, man.
totalcrackhead i'm dying?
bl0ated i can't recall
hades we _will_ meet again.
korn they called me a poseur!@ waaaah!
lordofchaos i don't have a life? can i take yours?
george blandname am i the only sane one here?
d3th2sys0pz (t)0-day
iamnotalive i can smell the rank decay of death.
it has arrived! come & play *sell your soul*! type /go sellsoul to play!
n0d3 alleged alias area rank kills sex skillz time
============================================================================
04 inearthed a p0w3rfUl oN3 *g0d* infin n x 78
56 stranded gNusro0m drudge 00001 n 34
23 plague k0d3 c3nt3r s3ndk4sh 00298 n 6
69 c0d3blU3 a p0w3rfUl oN3 *g0d* infin n x 1
33 isolated h4x0rn3t _st4ph_ 17132 n x 542
13 hackingismylife n0wh3r3 gNUj00z3r 00000 n 3
(skillz: X=gotz skillz)
xP3rT pr0mpT: chat
machine2 chat room loading... crashed.
you're in a nonspecific channel.
topic: look, i told you its nonspecific...
inearthed & telephone j0an are also present.
:
*isolated just entered machine2 chat room*
isolated: i'm tired of working so much for so little access.
:i feel for you. i really do.
-l3ft
//kill isolated
***isolated just died. there are _5_ others in agony***
:
you're in a nonspecific channel.
topic: look, i told you its nonspecific...
inearthed & telephone j0an are also present.
:
*hackingismylife just entered machine2 chat room*
://info hackingismylife
s3kr3t c0d3n4m3.............. hackingismylife
sex.......................... n
sp3c14l msg.................. love2haQ
ax0unt kr34t3d............... 06/23/96
l4st l0g0n................... 06/24/96
r4nk......................... gNUj00z3r
t1m3 0n t0d4y................ 0:04
sp3c14l.s3kr3t.c0d3n4m3...... t34ch m3 t0 h4x!@
area......................... machine2 chat room
killz........................ 00000
n0d3......................... 13
skillz....................... laymur
:w0w. a new user!
-l3ft
:
hackingismylife: im not new. do u hax?
:"i'm not new. i've been here since yesterday!"
:-l3ft
:haha
-l3ft
:neat. i don't know you.
-l3ft
:
you're in a nonspecific channel.
topic: look, i told you its nonspecific...
hackingismylife & inearthed & telephone j0an are also present.
:
:and i don't particularly like you.
hackingismylife: i want to hax. do u hax?
:-l3ft
://kill hackingismylife
***hackingismylife just died. there are _4_ other users in agony***
:
you're in a nonspecific channel.
topic: look, i told you its nonspecific...
inearthed & telephone j0an are also present.
:
://page stranded s3nd m0r3 k4sh!@
p4g1ng l4m3r...
://kill stranded
***stranded just died. there are _3_ other users in agony***
:
inearthed: why are you killing everyone?
:they're all worthless.
-l3ft
inearthed: that's a novel way to keep our users, c0d3.
:have you downloaded pdp01 from the file section yet?
-l3ft
telephone j0an: eye wr0t3 f0r it!@#
:i wasn't talking to you, joan!
:-l3ft
inearthed: sorry, not yet. my modem sucks.
:do it.
-l3ft
:you must.
-l3ft
:inearthed: no
:its is only right and just for you to do so.
inearthed just disappeared from sight.
***inearthed just died. there are _2_ other users in agony***
-l3ft
:
you're in a nonspecific channel.
topic: look, i told you its nonspecific...
telephone j0an is also present.
:
telephone j0an [whispered]: d00d. wr1t3 stUph
//kill telephone j0an
***telephone j0an just died. you're the only one in agony***
:
you're in a nonspecific channel.
topic: look, i told you its nonspecific...
there are no other live souls here.
:
:I hate life.
***there are no other live souls here***
//kill c0d3blU3
***c0d3blU3 just died. there is only darkness***
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POWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFI
ERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHT
HEPOWE GHTTHEP
IGHTTH "ToP 10 WaYz 2 GeT a StR8 d00d To d0 Da Naz-T WiT CHU!" OWERFIG
OWERFI bY(s3xuAl!#) - erikb (we think!?#!) EPOWERF
WERFIG ERFIGHT
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HTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPOWERFIGHTTHEPO
HeY0HoW-D D()0Ds! WoW tHiZ iZ thA (capslock!!!!) K00LeST HeRe!
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*|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|*
T0P 1o wAy'z 2 GiT a StR8 |>00|> To d0 Da NaZ-T Wiff CHo'!
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sP4nK iT (GoD (Da OtHeR 1!) NoEs i HaV3 l0Ts 0v TiM3S wHiLE RiGHT'N
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aND FaMiL33! AnD LoCK eM' iN ummm, dA CloS3t oR B4THr00M oR oTher
RooM!.. and teLL iM, dAt if hE d0N't d0 y0u RiGhT, y0U'lL KiLL deM 0N3
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lIEk daT dood ... aRN01D SwARtzNIggER! CuZ WhEn'S I tRI'ed it, DeY
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fReMdz.
*|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|* *|*
MoZT 0V DeeZ WeRk GR8! I uSe DeM 41l DuH TyM3! N-E WaYS. Re3MeMB'R
D0oDz:
"If Sex iZ a PaiN iN D'a aZZ, YeR Do0'n iT rIt3!" - erikb
If U hAV NE Go0D GAY! giF oR JPG filez, PLeAZE!!! RZ & DCC ME 2DAY!!!!!!!!
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|| || PDP ROOLZ!# || *|* *|* || PDP R0X!!#1 || ||
|| || PDP I LUV!# || "ANARCHY ON IRC" || #HACK SUX!# || ||
|| || DEW U FEER? || bY: TELEPHONE JOAN || AOL & IRC!@ || ||
|| || K0NF ME N0W || || KILL LAMERZ || ||
|| || NETSEX 4 ME || *|* oOOo |||| oOOo *|* || U R A H0M0! || ||
==||=||=============||=========\ \( oO )/ /=========||=============||=||==
|| || \ (__) / || ||
|| | "rEm3mbur ur r00tz!#" \ HOPE! / "h3y f4t g1rl!#" | ||
|| - alex haley \_____/ - hUmpt33 ||
|| ||
| "pDp oWnz m3!!!!" - b1ll cl1nt0n |
y0 MutHafuCka. th1s article is all about oUr fav0rite sp0rt:
an-ar-key. h3ll yeah1@#! fuck yeah1#$$! shit yeah#%!$~$!@ haha .. YEAH!#
little known to most lamERZzz there are various ways to have phun & ruin
people's time on IRC. i have compiled various methods to wr33k hav0k.
beware!#
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*|* METHOD #1 - THE FLOOD *|*
there are various types of floods that you can create on IRC. two of
the more interesting are flooding a channel with a message & flooding a
channel with changing your nick. the channel flood is done best when it is
both annoying & offensive. here are some examples:
[ "the channel flood" ]
*** FONEJOAN (joan@pdp.org) has joined channel #jesus
*** Topic for #jesus: Toga party at God's house
*** topic for #jesus set by Kilbaniar on Jun 24 22:23:31
*** Users on #Jesus: FONEJOAN EarthSon lghtbrngr Kilbaniar ^Nimrod^ BibleMan
mantator airs @Yagga @NobleMan Arsen|c @Balaam327 @_Fallen @Gilno
@KnaraKat @shipwrek @AthSpook @_laney @treecat
<FONEJOAN> god iz a lamer
<lghtbrngr> ship: there is no doubt with the holy spirit.
<FONEJOAN> god iz gay
<FONEJOAN> ur god iz ded
<FONEJOAN> god iz a homo
<Yagga> what the hell?
<FONEJOAN> i did da naz-t wiff ur god
<FONEJOAN> god h8z u
<FONEJOAN> god iz a dum n gay lymr
<FONEJOAN> god haz no o-day warez
<Balaam327> quit that lamer!!!!!!
<FONEJOAN> god iz a doodleboy
<FONEJOAN> "hi i m ur god n i m dum"
<FONEJOAN> ur god iz fat
<FONEJOAN> i wunder if ur god sux .. yez! he doez!#
<FONEJOAN> god liztenz 2 nin n iz goth
<FONEJOAN> god kan't evun read an ana dump
<FONEJOAN> ur god haz no opz
<Kilbaniar> drinking is bad for you, if you think about it
<FONEJOAN> i wipe ur god'z azz wiff da amerikan flag
<FONEJOAN> a dum god? yup!!
<FONEJOAN> god kan't evun nickcollide
<FONEJOAN> god ritez dum kuntry musik songz
<FONEJOAN> u r owned by jewz
<FONEJOAN> god iz a slakker
<FONEJOAN> god serfz the www
<_Fallen> some1 ban him!!!!
<FONEJOAN> god kan't make good ramen
<FONEJOAN> god feerz the PDP!
i think you get the point.
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[ "the nick flood" ]
*** FONEJOAN (joan@pdp.org) has joined channel #zines
*** Topic for #zines: YOUR MOM HAS SO MUCH ANGST SHE DONT DRIVE A CAR,
BUT A GOD DAMN TANK!!!@!@
*** topic for #zines set by eerie-kun on Jun 24 20:41:05
*** Users on #zines: FONEJOAN @Joltcola @bF @jamesy fatslayer @mogel @tMM
@Jestapher cerkit orestes suavedave @y0lkb0t @SnuffyII @crank
<FONEJOAN> hello lamerz!!!!
<bF> uh
<FONEJOAN> prepare 4 a flood!!!!
*** FONEJOAN is now known as zeengeek
*** zeengeek is now known as k0d3k1lla
*** k0d3k1lla is now known as t0okRaD
*** t0okRaD is now known as uR2dUM4mE
*** uR2dUM4mE is now known as hrtz2bel8
*** hrtz2bel8 is now known as dTor00lZ
*** dTor00lZ is now known as d1eLaMeRz
<suavedave> floods! 2 eleet!
*** d1eLaMeRz is now known as WaReZ4uS
*** WaReZ4uS is now known as n1ck-gURu
*** n1ck-gURu is now known as f3erj0an
*** f3erj0an is now known as pDpoWnzU
<bF> holy shit, you're pathetic.
*** pDpoWnzU is now known as haQnURmom
*** haQnURmom is now known as pHReAK_m3
*** pHReAK_m3 is now known as erikz
*** erikz is now known as i_l0v_b0w
*** i_l0v_b0w is now known as _gImMes3x
*** _gImMes3x is now known as EatAtJoes
<fatslayer> phreak_me? hehe :)
*** EatAtJoes is now known as dMsMAZtUr
*** dMsMAZtUr is now known as sW1tChsTa
<mogel> keep going, FONEJOAN!#
*** h3h3h3h3 is now known as m3_fuNN33
*** m3_fuNN33 is now known as FONEJOAN
<FONEJOAN> bye lamerz!!!!
*** FONEJOAN has left channel #zines
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*|* METHOD #2 - MASSDCC *|*
this is a good way of distributing t-files 2 lamerz so that they can
learn some sk1llz n become az kool az pdp. i wrote thiz irc skript myself!#
*** FONEJOAN (joan@pdp.org) has joined channel #2600
*** Topic for #2600: <blundar> women suck, but thats the point i guess
*** topic for #2600 set by nefarius on Jun 24 00:31:13
*** Users on #2600: FONEJOAN zoro-a LiON @halflife Joe630 @mujahadin Lefty
Grampa-E cstone @nefarius Hellcore @ip Ziochaq @teklord @zorch @kluge
@static_
*** dccing everyone on #zines: pdp-01.txt
*** Sent DCC SEND request to static_
*** Sent DCC SEND request to kluge
*** Sent DCC SEND request to zorch
*** Sent DCC SEND request to teklord
*** Sent DCC SEND request to Ziochaq
*** Sent DCC SEND request to ip
*** Sent DCC SEND request to Hellcore
*** Sent DCC SEND request to nefarius
*** Sent DCC SEND request to cstone
*** Sent DCC SEND request to Grampa-E
*clinton* u ownz me
*** Sent DCC SEND request to Lefty
*** Sent DCC SEND request to mujahadin
*** Sent DCC SEND request to Joe630
*** Sent DCC SEND request to LiON
*** Sent DCC SEND request to halflife
*** Sent DCC SEND request to zoro-a
*** DCC SEND connection to zoro-a[204.179.92.50,44239] established
*** DCC SEND connection to Grampa-E[199.0.154.5,4341] established
*** DCC SEND connection to teklord[206.64.16.5,1560] established
*** DCC SEND:/home/fonejoan/0day/pdp-01.txt to Grampa-E completed 8.561 kb/sec
<FONEJOAN> hehe lamerz!!!!
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*|* METHOD #3 - PRETEND 2 B A GRRL *|*
*** JOAN (joan@pdp.org) has joined channel #hack
*** Topic for #hack: not a help desk, dick. er, cunt.
*** topic for #hack set by Mark_ on Jun 24 20:27:45
*** Users on #hack: JOAN Devious rbcp ladyada @kemo gWAr @wr @tcp bash
@xgirl @Mark_ @y ao_ @r0ach phried telmnstr ][ceman @b @_8-Ball_ swallow
@ReDragon Rebel @t3 L1-A HomeySan jasonf @BioH tersIan @f1b3r RAgent
@ophie @cg @Professor emmanuel
* JOAN has a vagina.
*** Mode change "+o JOAN" on channel #zines by b
*** Mode change "+o JOAN" on channel #zines by Mark_
*** Mode change "+o JOAN" on channel #zines by t3
*** Mode change "+o JOAN" on channel #zines by y
*y* I love you.
<JOAN> hehe smooch lamerz!!!!
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*|* METHOD #4 - FAKE WAREZ!@ *|*
*** #warez Sorry, cannot join channel. (Banned from channel)
<FONEJOAN> FUCK!!!!!! RBCP AGAIN!!!!!!!!
*** FONEJOAN is now known as JOAN^PDP
*** JOAN^PDP (joan@pdp.org) has joined channel #ansi
*** Users on #ansi: mogel @ky- kirin Zard0z _9l SToNeD_ gk[f1re] Cybrdeath
@_mcp_ THa_dEEbA Rad_Man rdel @maxwell- @_tm Mr_Yuck armdonut firestone
KoKane_ loi m0rph^_ Dupree _cb[blur] @Sabby @quisling eVer_ msd S-DEATH
pH fB TGuardian @pHLOMe
<JOAN^PDP> ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG JOAN^PDP XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack #N
<JOAN^PDP> #1 LOTS OF ANSI, ANSI, ANSI!# ACID! ICE! CIA! [2kb, 1 file]
<_9l> ky-: that was a very good job at shading!
[+PDP.IRC+] Sending #1 to _mcp_
[+PDP.IRC+] Sending #1 to m0rph^_
[+PDP.IRC+] Sending #1 to TGaurdian
[+PDP.IRC+] Sending #1 to Sabby
<ky-> _9l: why thank you! you are an excellent artist!
<firestone> anyone want to join my group?
<m0rph^_> dcc me saten
<TGuardian> i'm a fucking idiot.
<pH> hey kirin you rule :) :)
<_cb[blur]> radman offered me 2 join ACiD, but i feel more stable in BLuR.
*eVer_* what is this pdp shit????
*KoKane_* what are you sending me?!?!?!
*** DCC SEND connection TGuardian[206.64.16.5,1560] established
*** DCC SEND:/u/d/doomed/irc/pdp-01.txt to TGuardian completed 8.561 kb/sec
<JOAN^PDP> hehe lamerz!!!!!1
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*|* METHOD #5 - PHOREIN PHUN!# *|*
*** FONEJOAN is now known as fieutra
*** fieutra (joan@pdp.org) has joined channel #france
*** Topic for #france: Meteor s'est fait mordre par un cochon fou
*** topic for #france set by THX-1138 on Jun 24 10:13:01
*** Users on #france: mogel kimo JEFFO PetitAnge Overscan infoo magalie suzy24
cricri DOWN PASCAL zorglub HaPpYbEn @MeteorUS pitou DonJuan matou barry
KnottyGrl zappy _elle_ rym Matt Wallace2 kidney Alexxxx shak zic styx
Gandalf_ Djisus DTP ^Linda^ Nathy1 chepa mmmmm uma @PookMaN @LadYPooK
<fieutra> allo lmrz
<DTP> magalie: Alors te sens-tu mieux maintenant que tu as mange un
croissant?!
<fieutra> HaPpYbEn: tu es muy guapo french toaste en pheare.
<shak> si seulement je n'etais pas une damner grenouille!
<Djisus> j'ai ri de cinq americains aujourd'hui! qu'est-ce que je suis
cool, dis donc!
<fieutra> shak: glooputreu fondu hickri
<fieutra> dji: merci tu french fries bon appetite?
<JEFFO> fie> Mais qu'est=ce que tu dis????
<styx> holy blue!
<JEFFO> il parle probablement une autre langyue!!
<fieutra> je suis un bon matin on mi amigos.
<fieutra> JEFFO: flur polyjesuti yusier dewe
<fieutra> JEFFO: derupir!!!!!!
<zorglub> je crois que ce gars as inhale trop de smog! ha ha!!!
-> *techmitch* hehehe theze guyz r lamrz!!!!
<fieutra> soufflet et wareze!!!
<fieutra> la yaourt et la car et la peeppe dans la pottye?
<magalie> DTP: Je suis anorexique depuit deux ans!! est-ce que je suis
grosse?!??
<cricri> fieutra est un lamer!!!
*** You have been kicked off channel #france by LadYPooK ( Arrete de
te moquer des francais, fils de pute! )
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so, as you can see - the world of irc is a place where you can have
lotz of phun no matter how many lamrz ther r owt ther.
gathur up ur skripts, get lotz ov phree time, n start sum anarchy
today!!!!!
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You're damn RIGHT this is the end of pDp #2, you!@# We have finally
found our niche in the underground hierarchy of hackers and phone hackers.
How many t-philes do we have to write before you recognize our awe-some
powers and skills and stuff. You will never understand us; we are eleet on
too many levels.
Step back and phear@#! Pre-payer ph0r pDp's imminent elimination of
all other 'poseur' hacker-wannabe-defcon-warez-traydurz-groups. Alright,
now you have read pDp @2, we are about to decode some serious AMA-hexa-
fukin'-decimal k-rad k-k0dezz. And Switch Tech Mitch is on his way to San
Antonio to cut the phone lines off of Marauder's trailer. His real name is
Chris and his mom's name is Rebecca!@#
Here'z sum greetz:
The Alphabet Posse, Dummercon 2, FLaK, L0CK, PLA, poupey, SSF, t0c, TNo,
8ball (the stoner not the innumerable warez geeks), Samantha A. Abad, DTO,
Anika, Anonymous Hovering Psycho, Asriel, b3lial, Cavalier 303, Carpet,
CCRider, The Clash City Rocker, Corporeal, crank, Da5id, daemon9 (=mogel??),
DeMoNiKa, DisordeR, eerie, Erik Bloodaxe (shirts), erzebet, ip, Ilsundal,
goo, gothic, grind, girlie seventeen, Guido Sanchez, James Hetfield, kokey,
tMM, The Major, MARX, Metalchic (l'amour est avec moi quand je vous pense),
MIB, Miss March, Mistress X, mogel, Morpheus, Nicole, Nightfall, Obsidian,
Orestes, Liz Phair, The Pinball Wizard, The Ponderer, Professor, Sabeena,
The Proletarian Revolt, Quarex, Raduga, Deth Veggie, Rage-303, rattle, c0rp,
Shadow Tao, RedBoxChiliPepper (your nick is so PDP... anyway thanks for the
Colleen pix), the Sea Green Girl, Sparhawk, Swisspope, Synectic, Drunkfux,
Telecom Legend, Telecon, Third, The Voyager, The Wanderer, x, xgirl.
Unofficial greetz:
b, cg, t3, Set0n, bl1nk, Erikt, Swallow, Junkman, & Ophie.
"See you boys next issue, with a big smile on my face!" - Switch
Tech Mitch.
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