Preachers of Texts - The Easiest and the Fastest Way to Become a K-RAD Hacker

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· 5 years ago

  

                      þ Preachers Of Texts [PoT] þ 
                      The Easiest, And The Fastest, 
                            Way To Become A, 
                              K-RAD HACKER 
                            
                              Written By: 
                               SUiCiDAL 

 
        So ya wanna be a K-Rad Elite Hacker, fast eh?! Well I got your  
        solution right here.  

        First, if ya wanna be a K-Rad Hacker, ya gotta have a cool alias. 
        So fiddle around for a bit and think of some cool grusome names, 
        and stuff. If your really dumb and still can't think of one. Get 
        a list of some elite users and pick a username. You could either 
        keep the name or look it up in thesaurus and find a name which  
        means the same thing and may even be cooler than the actual  
        alias you chose it from. Another way is to just scan through the 
        dictionary, or various books. I've found that going to your  
        local Book/Comic store helps and scan through all the comics for 
        names and I'm sure you'll find a cool one. If ya look at the elite 
        users, there are lots with names like Xavier, Wolverine, etc. 

        Ok, now ya got your alias. The first thing ya gotta do, is find a  
        list of elite boards. Call everyone up and apply. Make up some crap 
        and make yourself look like your awesome. Like when ya get to the 
        infoform, put all this bullshit down, like when it asks ya to list 
        what bbs's your on, put all the best ones ya know, and be sure to  
        include the areacode. So when your passed lieing your way through 
        the infoform, write some crap about yourself to the sysop about 
        how you know how to hack vmb/vms/vax/unix/pbx/internet and that you  
        know what the fuck your doing, and say that your hacking one of them 
        right now. Generally, the sysop would believe ya, cause it's not like  
        he actually gives a fuck about ya.  

        When your done calling a hundred boards or so, ya gotta wait for  
        about 3 - 7 days, not unless you get in touch with the sysop from  
        the matrix if you page and ya kiss his ass to get on. But, between 
        the 3 - 7 day time period, call up the boards and check if ya get  
        access. On the boards you get access too, go chat with the sysop 
        and kiss his butt and stuff (he might raise your access and leach 
        level :)). After that read the messages and post in nets replying to 
        messages. Make up some mumbo jumbo just to keep the conversation  
        going and to make it look like you actually know what the hell your 
        talking about. Everyone will see ya and reply back to ya. All of 
        a sudden you'll have a reputation, you'll meet other K-Rad Hackers 
        and you'll have access to tons of hacking texts and utilities and 
        other various files.  

        Now use these files to explore the hacking world. Soon you should 
        be into internet and exploring the depths of Datapac, Vaxs, Unix's, 
        etc. Be sure to exchange your information in order to get more in 
        return. 

        You are now a K-Rad Elite Hacker! Enjoy! And remember who made you 
        this K-Rad Hacker! Maybe even post me a message thanking me! :)