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Û° PUD: Snow Fun Edited By: Baphomet the Limbo King Mar. 13, 1993 °Û
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"This acount is now overdue."
-Local Computer Shop.

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þ Mail
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Well we have gotten a great amount of mail lately. Ok well not very
much at all. But then again we haven't been writting PUD's at the
incredible rate that we did before. NO COURiER and I, after getting
fReD out of Jail have spent most of our waking hours on wasting time.
But the other time has been used on the DTR, that's right The PUD
DESK TOP REFERENCE. What will it have?

o The DESK REFERENCE: Issues 1-15 of PUD in one Hypertext file.
o The PUD Sub Kit: For sending in those K-Rad arcticles.
o EDLINPRO: By none other than fReD. It will be all kind of swass.
o PUDBENCH: The PUD machine benchmarks. Based on your lameness.
o The PUDICKTIONARY: A comprehensive guide for modem users.
o Virus Stuff: Maybe. It all depends.
o Other crap: We haven't decided what else yet.

Ooops, guess I forgot about the mail so here we go:

Plaid Ninja #4 @2506
Fri Mar 05 03:49:06 1993
i just felt i had to speak after reading the pudly little things.
and of course, it being 4:00 am i am entirely coherent,and as such,
wish to speak about one of the more interesting phenomana of
hunstpatch. the vbbs sysop. oh but before your enthusiasm runs away,
let me interject, that this is not just any sysop, this is the all
powerfull and all knowing mockimgwind, who is not named eddie, but
hey, when did that ever stop one of his awe inspiring intellect.and
what makes him so great you might ask?oh, but that is too simple, for
after all, he is a true expert on every subject, and especially on
computer security and programming, as evidenced by the rad vbbs board
he is running that is so cool it cannot even stay on line for a week
at a time.true rad. and if you still doubt the validity of his great-
ness, just consider all the effort the fbi, kgb and daughters of the
american revolution are expending to follow and otherwise surveil him.
it's true, he told me so, and would a sysop who calls vbbs "really
slick" lie? i thought not.

As unbelievable as it may be I actually didn't like Plaid Ninja when
I first met him. Now I know what kind of a cool dude he is. I will let
his message speak for itself.

Hymie #86 @2506
Sun Feb 28 16:15:02 1993
RE: Multi-Mail
A Petition to Petition to The Members of the Boards of Directors of
Every Major TV Network, Film, Music and Record Company.
For those of you who didn't, look at the back page of the Comics in
The Times. If you don't get The Times, I strongly urge you to buy a
copy just for this. On the back page, there was an ad that basically
advocated censorship dictated by those far to the right that they're
horizontal. Seems the youth of America aren't responsible enough to
control their hormones. NOt our fault, but it's the smut we watch on
TV and at the movies. Sex and Violence can be attributed to sex and
violence in the movies. Although Bandura proved in his BoBo doll
experiments that watching violence DOES tend to lead to violent acts,
this is no excuse to dictate what does and what does not get published.
If the idea of some one else deciding what you watch bothers you,
write a really nasty letter to the following goober:

Dr. Donald E. Wildmon, President
American Family Association, Dept. b51
PO Drawer 2440/107 Parkgate Drive
Tupelo MS 38803

Try to refrain from using letter bombs. It's a Federal offense. Happy
extremist bashing to all!!!
<with goofy grin>
---Hymie
=-)

I included this merely because of the last phrase. I had no idea letter
bombs were illegal. I guess I will have to buy that plain ticket sooner
than I though. Ooops.

There was some more mail, but I lost it. To fucking bad. Wah.

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þ Filler Crap.
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Is exactly what this thing is. Why? Because you gotta do something to
keep all of the pudrefic fanatics busy.

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þ Lima, Peru.
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The WHQ for PuD has been having pleasant weather recently. Although
the riots in the south side of town are as ferecious as ever the east
side of town has completed thier latest endeavor. Running water! YES!

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þ SNOW!
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There is snow outside. It is white. Is is cold. It sucks. So what do
I do to have [ph]un in the snow? Well being from the south many of
you have no idea how to have fun off in the snow. Well I will tell
you. There are many things you can do and yes all of them are quite
enjoyable.

1)SNOW+WATER=PUDREFIC PHUN!
That's right fill up about a gallon jug of water. Step out onto the
street in fromt of your house, or nearby and pour that water on the
corner. Go and hide. Wait for it to freeze. Now corners are already
hell on the lame-ass driver out in the snow, the ice adds that little
bit extra to teach them a lesson. Be sure and not laugh to hard as
the car crashes. You might open your mouth and a large snow-drift
could blow in then you would die. Oh well.

2)LLAMA Back Riding.
LLAMA BACK?! Well hell yes. It's fun and if you have read PUD 14 you
know how to get access to the llamii. Just pick out your favorite of
the two slap a saddle on back and go have fun. Note that contrary to
common belief LLAMII are visable in the snow. Just look for a shit
colored stain off in the snow and you will have found your ride.

3)There is no more.
I am sorry but this is sad. And I shall stop now before I get this
strong desire to go out and make snow-angels.

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þ Apologies.
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Are in order for this issue. I just had some mail I wanted to post,
but didn't have any idea. The damn DTR has drained what little
creativity I was able to steal from Satan's Mutt.

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þ VANS.
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Hey satan's mutt, how is your mom's van doing? Is it true she makes
you ride on the luggage rack on the top?

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þ MAIL.
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If you have any, send it in.

Send it to either 14 or 36 at @WWIVNET 2506.



"...and he thinks he knows everything d00d!..."
-MUTT.MOD
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