Pizza Underground Digest Volume 2 Issue 09

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    "Don't move my feet, I won't be able to find them in the morning..." 
    											-Drunk Demon-Type guy. 

þ Why why why? 

	To be truthfully honest I know not why the ardvarck eats the eastern 
	Australian buffalo. But what kind of question was that in the first 
	place? Not a verg one. A more applicable one would have been, "How do 
	I humble servant of the great and mighty Roast, serve the in thy hour 
	of VBB's crashings?" Well this issue well be dedicated to it.  
	 
þ Personal Note. 

    I myself HAVE NEVER under any circumstances crashed any K-RaD VBBS, loser 
    sad-asss punk, 2400baud 3.2meg Hd, pclemmings board. But now, fReD that's 
    a different story entirely, but as he in braces from his latest stint  
    with a parked vehicle I will transcribe for him. 
     
þ FAKEWARE.COM 

	Believe it or not, a usefull utility by Nowhere Man of Nuke, yes they did 
	actually release the info-journal 5 only 4 months or so off of schedule. 
	This little utility generates a synthic looking archive, containing a new 
	swell H0t NeW wAre. The game comes with mock data files, and mock screens. 
	The only thing your provide is the .COM or .EXE of your favorite trojan 
	or virus, trojan prefered[We'll get to that later]. The drawback to this 
	nifty-usefull utility is it generates only a certain number of games. And 
	well any half-way decent WaReZ d00d, so in other words this will work on 
	anyone in huntsvegas, the archives l00k all kind of fubar. 
	 
þ Problem/2*5<x>ý:=Solution 

     The Solution? We generate our own K-Rad Archive. First we need to make a 
     bunch of garbage files that look for all intents and purposes to be a  
     new ware file. So to do this we need some kind of file generator, so I  
     will write one here and now without error checking or actually compiling 
     it just figure it out if it's wrong...Pascal by the way... 
      
     Program MakeFile; 
      
	 Uses Dos, Crt; 
	  
     var 
     Loop : Word [We use words because they are highly efficent due to the] 
                 [nature of the pascal compiler and the 8086 based arch . ] 
     DummyFile: Text [Our groovy file to create] 
      
     begin 
     	If paramcount<1 then begin 
     		writeln('Damn you LaMeR include the name of the file to  
     				generate!'); 
     		Halt(1); [Error level crap, like you need it...] 
     	end; 
     	if paramcount<2 then begin 
     		writeln('Try including the size you freak.'); 
     		Halt(2); [More error stuff, WOW!] 
     	end; 
     	assign(DummyFile, Paramstr[1]); [Take the first paramter...] 
     	rewrite(DummyFile); [Open a new file or erase and open, etc...] 
     	For loop:=1 to [Here you convert Paramstr(2) to a integer type	] 
     	               [variable using your favorite routine or toolkit.] 
     	                do begin 
     		Write(DummyFile, (chr(random(220+35))); [Drop the early ascii...] 
     	End; [End that loop.] 
     	Close(DummyFile); 
     end. 
      
     Obvious enhancments? MAKE the text buffer bigger, file will be generated 
     at a much, much, mich more brisk pace, also add some more features and 
     stuff, just make life swell. 
      
þ File to Include? 

     To make it look real include certain files extensions like: 
     [General] 
     *.DAT 
     *.LIB 
     *.BIN 
     *.00? 
     [Windows] 
     *.DLL 
     *.WAV 
     [Games] 
     *.MID 
     *.SND 
     *.MOD 
     *.CGA 
     *.EGA 
     *.VGA 
     *.ADL 
     *.SB 
     *.RES 
     *.R?? 
     [Other] 
     Whatever else you feels give good character to your files, make sure  
     they make sense if you have a data.001 and a data.003 there should also 
     be a data.002. 
      
þ Games? 

     Why games? Because most of the lamers who you want to take out are k_rAd 
     little waReZ d00dz and they are most assured of running them. So make 
     sure your .NFO file[Take an old one and edit it] Has everything in it. 
     In other words supprting CGA, PCSEAKER up to the very, best. 
      
þ Trojans? 

      Are sure to take the lamer out q-u-i-ck. And plus they aren't messy. 
      They get the job done. No playing around, no waiting on a date, no damn 
      pussy-footing around, just BOOM! And the lamer is in for it... 
       
þ Name? 

      Don't use you real name, sheesh. 
       
þ What else? 

      That's enough for now. If you have any experience or any technical, 
      questions or info please reply to the addresses below. Why? Because if 
      you don't I'll kill you. Simple isn't it. 
       
þ Send Mail to: 

	NO COURiER 36@2506 WWIVNET 
	Baphomet the Limbo King 14@2506 
      

 
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