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Poor Old Ugly Pompous Electronic Yams 09
+= poor old ugly pompous electronic yams #9 =+
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"Puffin.. in prose.. preferably" - by Nybar+Froboy
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Nybar- I'm feeling really hungry..
My belly is a-achin..
But I weep for the puffins,
My faith in justice a-shakin.
Froboy- My bellies empty to..
and I look emaciated,
I need to feed my face.. to be satiated.
Puffin- But lo, Look at the sign..
`No puffins allowed within'
And now I must be cryin..
For now my belly is thin.
Froboy- This seems unfair, unjust..
For now in 90's east cafe,
I now no longer trust.
Nybar- Worry not my puffin friend..
Do not start to gloat..
Beacause to get you in 90's east end..
I'll hide you in my coat!!
Froboy- A table for.. two,
And food for three..
Because my invisible friend you <don't> see..
Is really really hungry.
Waitress- Oh cat-like one..
Our rules you shun..
For if you have a puffin,
I'll have to get the gun.
Nybar- Nay nay good las..
No puffins here..
That bulge you see..
Is an otter of nigere.
Waitress- I've heard that one before..
But I will a accept bribe..
For I do believe.. As I breathe,
You're the one that they call nybes.
Froboy- Yes.. nybar he is and a bribe you shall get..
and this boon shall be payed before the sun doth set,
Thus you control my pocket like a marionet..
Least this puffin shall dine on crepes suzzete!
Puffin- This justice is done.. my mojo workin..
And I thought on law.. this place was shirkin..
But now I know.. theres justice in bribes..
As long as I enter.. with froboy and nybes!
Froboy- Now that dinner is done..
puffin must swollow a pill..
For my funds are depleted..
Quoth froboy to puffin `Pay the bill, you will!'
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PROLOUGE
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The puffin went on, to revolutionize the whole IDEA of deep
diving.. and fight aliens.. in a far of galaxy.
The waitress went back to being a creepy new york musician.
Me and froboy.. well.. he got a big fro and I drank alot of
coffee then took a piss. Then we wrote this.
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FiniTOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
A whore is hard to beat..
In a sex endurance contest..
That is completely eleet.
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Alas... poor loki... I knew him well..
screwed around with hookerz alot as I recall..
and now he probably has feline aids.. yet..
HIS PENIS BEGINS TO SWELL!
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The governor of hokassin,
made an imporatant announcement..
"All shall be nude from now on..
Permitted to wear only one mocassin"
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Why did the puffin cross the road?
With those bitter frozen feet..
Cause he was hungry..
and saw the sign
`Joes Eats'
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ELEET JOKEZ!
Say to someone "Hey you" if they say `What' reply with
chickenbutt. Then.. say "DAMN!" And when they say
what.. say chickenbutt. Then.. say "I'm going to
chickenbutt you.. OH WAIT CAN'T! JUST REMEMBERED!"
And if they said what.. say <snicker> "CHICKENBUTT!"
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(same as above.. but replace chickenbutt with `That's what')
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When someone says something overly confident.. or non
pessemistic.. just say "Bahhhhhhh, humbug"
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When shaving gerbils.. make sure to angle. They may freeze
in the winter.. so get them a fur coat. Gerbil fur works
great. Just shave another gerbil and put it on the cold
gerbil. Oh yeah.. that would defeat the point. So shave
a HAMSTER instead.
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Ummmmmmmmmmmm biddleaahhh.. I'LLLL get the best of you..
UMMMMMMMMMMMM biddleAHHH!
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Horse walks into a bar.. bartender says `Why the long face?'
cause the horses face is literally LONG
______ VVVVVV (notice the long face)
| Neigh| _ _____(*) )
> (______ |
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"Lumpy's Poupey" - by lumpy
Nybar forced me to write this.
He's a scary fellow.
-fin-
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"Words of Wisdom" - by Froboy
when in doubt....
break a magick eight ball in your bath tub and let all the blue
stuff out... claim that you went crazy and were killing smurfs... it will
get you out of almost anything...trust me I know.
