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Pizza Underground Digest Volume 1 Issue 15
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Ú Ú Ú Ú Ú Ú Û Issue Number 15, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1 Û
ÚÚÚÚ Ú Ú Ú Ú Û Released on the date: Feb. 28, 1993. Û
Ú Ú Ú Ú Ú Û PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! Û
Ú ÚÚÚÚ ÚÚÚ Û For help and actual info, look elsewhere. Û
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Û°° "Everybody's got something to hide except for me and" ° Û
Û° "my llama." -The Bee-Gee's Û
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Û Û
Û Û
Û þ Mail Û
Û Û
Û Well we actually got a little mail this issue so on with the Û
Û fun. Û
Û Û
Û Digital Saint #1 @2506 Û
Û Sun Feb 28 02:05:28 1993 Û
Û ACK! You quote and rip off Yes songs but you do not Û
Û attribute them to Yes. How could you do this??? Your appalling Û
Û lack of journalistic integrity has me puking my virtual guts out. Û
Û Your lame ass attempt at a new issue should never have been Û
Û released. What...Just WHAT were you thinking? You could have Û
Û explored how lamer speak is spreading to fast food restaurants! Û
Û Yes, I have seen it, lamers are taking over fast food. I could Û
Û have d1n3d at the store of my choice if I felt like it. I was Û
Û mortified to see that the deadly lamer diesease had taken over Û
Û the people who wrote up the signs. No, you don't cover this Û
Û IMPORTANT even at all. I can't help but think that perhaps YOU Û
Û are a lamer, who is helping to spread lameness with PUD. Orange Û
Û Potato Kaffee will kick your amateur ass into the ground... Û
Û Û
Û digital saint Û
Û Û
Û ACK! You suck Acoutic One, I shall hereby thrash the hell out Û
Û of your message. You LaMeR. First of all I did not Qoute Yes they Û
Û stole that from me! Yes when I was but fragments of DNA I wrote Û
Û that damn song, but unknown to most people, DNA patterns are not Û
Û granted rights by the Constitution. Fast food and Lamer Speak. Did Û
Û I ask you? The next time you could d1n3d at the store of your Û
Û choice I would advise you do it. And OPK kick our ass? I doubt it, Û
Û why? Because PUD's world headqaurtes[LaMeR SpEaK] is located in Û
Û rural Peru, conversationaly[LaMeR SpEaK] the llama capital of the Û
Û world. Û
Û Û
Û 46/50: Whoa, time to defuse the situation... Û
Û Name: Digital Saint #1 @2506 Û
Û Date: Sun Feb 28 13:00:09 1993 Û
Û Û
Û RE: oh how ridiculous Û
Û BY: Differential Goosebumps #65 @2506 Û
Û Û
Û Goosey don't get so riled up, Baphomet is just trying to Û
Û get you angry. Of course we all know that Baphomet really and Û
Û truly has no creativity at all. The PUDs are written by Û
Û Satan's Mutt in all honesty. Baphomet is just ripping him off Û
Û like all wannabe pirate lamers do! Admit it Baphomet, really Û
Û and truly, Satan's Mutt is the brains behind your PUDs. Û
Û Û
Û digital saint Û
Û Û
Û Ooops you figured me out! But can you guess who NO COURiER Û
Û actually is? Nope not Sally Struthers... Û
Û Û
Û þ Why PUD is the greatest. Û
Û Û
Û Because I said so. First off how many cheap rip-off of PUD have Û
Û you seen? Well the first one that comes to mind, is VUD. Of course Û
Û this is the virtual underground digest. it doesn't really exist Û
Û but has an exact duplicate of PUD's format. Continuity. What other Û
Û really K-RaD TFiLE has such great continuity from one issue to Û
Û another? Now I know you are saying, The Dead Sea Scrolls, but no Û
Û not even the dead sea scrolls are as smooth flowing. Did I mention Û
Û because I said so? Û
Û Û
Û þ The fine art of Toaster Oven Thievary. Û
Û Û
Û By: ThE BrAvE liTtLe ToAsTeR Û
Û Û
Û Why? This is a question I often ask myself. But when I sell Û
Û that oven for a cool 10-spot it makes it all worthwhile. Now I Û
Û understand than many failed miserably when they tried to implement Û
Û my first plan in an earlier PUD issue. Therfore I shall make this Û
Û article better for all. Û
Û The setup. Just like in toaster thievary, toaster ovens are not Û
Û not just a five-minute bang-em-up job. It requires great planning Û
Û on the part of the thief. Firsy you must decide what store you are Û
Û going to hit, then you acquire weapons. Lots of them. I myself Û
Û have found that the average hand-grenade is perfect for the know Û
Û it all 17 year old stock boy. It may take two for the Cashiers. Û
Û The Job. After staking out the place of attack for oh a week or Û
Û two you should have detailed maps and everybodies schedules at the Û
Û store memorized. Now you are ready to hit the joint. Now load your Û
Û weapons and fire up your get away vehicle because it's stealing Û
Û time. Go in find an attractive toaster oven. One with the WARM-UP Û
Û feature, perfect for PoP TartS. Make sure that is also has at Û
Û least a one year warranty. Why? Just in case you decided to keep Û
Û it. I am sure you can figure out how to get it out of the store. Û
Û If not, then what are you reading this k_rAD c00ol EliTE tFiLE fer Û
Û ya lameR? Û
Û The wealth. Now comes the fun part, the sell. No use in keep- Û
Û ing that toaster oven around when you can fence it and make some Û
Û serious MuLaH. The c00l, k_rAd Thing about toaster ovens, is that Û
Û they are actually very easy to sell. Just set up a yard sell and Û
Û uze has got it made. And just think you will be 10 bucks richer. Û
Û Repeat this a little and you will be rolling in the dough. Û
Û Û
Û þ Divinity. Û
Û Û
Û No not the candy, but me. When one exists with the incredible Û
Û talents, skills, and attributes such as myself they are divine. Û
Û Now what makes me divine? Is it my knowledge? Me extreme dislike Û
Û for VBBS? No. It is because, I unlike you am like me. Yes that's Û
Û right. I am myself, not you. So you should be like me right? No. Û
Û For then you could never become divine. Being divine, great, the Û
Û best there is, is an attitude. One that you must display at all Û
Û times. One that is nothing more than, you. Be yourself. Simple. Û
Û Û
Û þ Editorial. Û
Û Û
Û "Don't kill the whale...": Yes. Unless you just feel like it. Û
Û °°°°° Û
Û °°° Û
Û ÜÜÜÜ°ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÜßÜ Û
Û Û±±±±ß±±±±±±±ßßÜ Üß±±ÞÝ Û
Û ÞݱO±±±±±±±±±±±±±ßßß±±±±±Û Û
Û Û±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±Û Û
Û Û±±±±Â±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±ÞÝ Û
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Û Û±±±±±±±±±±±±±±ÜÜßßßßÜ±Û Û
Û ßßßßßßßßßßßßßß ß Û
Û [Mooga, the Whale] Û
Û Û
Û Û
Û þ Love. Û
Û Û
Û Have you hugged yourself today? Û
Û Û
Û þ Mail! Û
Û Û
Û Send your mail to: Û
Û Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14 Û
Û NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36 Û
Û fReD tHe HiTmAn Any LaMeR board. Û
Û Û
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Û End of PUD 1:15, "O/P/K, just another hack of the greatest, PUD!" Û
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