Poor Old Ugly Pompous Electronic Yams 02

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Poor Old Ugly Pompous Electron

 · 5 years ago

  

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 +            "to create, you must destroy." - Too Much Joy            + 
  
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 intro - jOlTcOla 

 hey there. nybar just fell asleep, and i couldn't wake him up, so i am  
 doing the intro. w00. yeah. we don't need an intro anyway. 
   
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 table of contents (yeah, i know, we're conformists) 
 1, ascii - jolt cola 
 2, intro - jolt cola  
 3, table of contents - jolt cola 
 4, what people had to say about poupey  
 5, member listing - nybar 
 6, squirrels in my pants make me fuzzy - nybar  
 7, tales from the train, a collection of poetry - jolt cola 
 8, more poetry - nybar  
 9, closing - jolt cola 

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 what people had to say about poupey 
  
 here are some quotes that nybar and i have collected about poupey.  

 "poupey, so alternative it makes the underground look mainstream"       
     - joltcola 

 "and this zine is NOT a joke, it is real life!!"  
     - nybar  

 "read pDp!"       
     - techmitch 

  "you only call me a homo 'cause i have sex with men"  
     - bF  

 "my handle really *does* mean butt-fuck!"       
     - bF 

 "i'm a naked warez god!" 
     - creed 

 "piss #2, coming tomorrow@!#!@#@!"    
     - socs 

 "i love ramen" 
     - mogel 

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 member listing - nybar 

 Presidents: 

 Nybar            - president and head writer 
 JoltCola         - editor, head of submissions (heh) 
  
 The poupey posse:  

 Mew-Mew          - stray cat 
 Vimto            - another cat, not a stray 
 PAM              - cat 
 Bo-Bo            - a cow, owned by farmer zed 
 Crazy Zed        - a crazy farmer 
 Snakeface        - a rubber snake 
 Mojo             - a rubber mojo 

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 squirrels in my pants make me fuzzy - nybar 

 At first, Nybar came down from the skies, and created Joltcola, 
 and the earth, AND IT, WAS, GOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 And then.. THEY BOTH DOTH CREATE THE SQUIRREL!! IT TO, WAS GOOD!!! 
 Then, the squirrils DID create the ppl and the PPL did kill the SQUIRREL! 
 The squirrels, being Nybar's new source of power.. when killed, cut him 
 off from most of his power. SO HE WENT TO ACQUIRE NEW SQUIRRELS!! 
 He took over the wussy planets (the yuppy system, pillow for weapons 
 planet, and the "Easy come easy go is my philosiphy" planet) 
 He came back w/ many squirrels in his MIGHTY! slacks! AND THEY DID FUZZ 
 HIM UP!!!! AND, FROM THE SQUIRRELS AND THE FUZZ... HE DID MAKE THE CAT, 
 THE DUCK, AND THE COW!!!!! They were his new source of energy. They 
 steered society in stupid directions LONG DISTANCE! But recently, there has 
 been worship of Nybar, and he liked it. He decided to get a cult. But alas, 
 there was only 1 follower, ME! NYBAR! NAMED FOR MY GOD! AND ALL OF YOU 
 WILL CONVERT!!!!!  Write my chruch at 
                 -999 cat+ducks+cows rd 

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 tales from the train, a collection of poetry - jolt cola 
  
 tales from the train #1 
 by Jolt Cola 

 i'm on a train 
 it smells in here 
 i hope we get there soon 
 this sucks 

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 tales from the train #2 
 by Jolt Cola 
 there's lots of g's 
 on this train 
 they're playing loud rap music 
 and making the yuppies nervous 

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 tales from the train #3 
 by Jolt Cola 

 a bunch of people  
 just got on the train 
 some yuppie is waving his butt 
 in my face 
 ew 

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 tales from the train #4 
 by Jolt Cola 

 this old woman 
 sitting across from me 
 she has a huge bag 
 there is a mole on her forehead 
 it's really big 
 it has lots of hair on it 
 gross 

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 Dear Reader - Nybar 
  
 I know this is now what you are looking for here in poupey, but, 
 while studying for my new tale, I came up w/ the meaning of life. 
 I believe this poem will sum it up. 
    - I sit in my cubbyhole.. 
            WAITING! 
            WAITING! 

      I was shot by a disturbed youth w/ a machine gun, 
            HURTING! 
            HURTING! 

       Why is it we all have ears? 
        Except the blessed ones w/ no ears. 
       ohhh, how I hath weeped to be deaf. 
       ohhh, how I hath weeped to be deaf. 
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              Hope that helps... evey word a classic. 
             <takes deep sip of coffee> 
            AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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 closing - jolt cola 

 gee, this issue was almost as bad as the last one. someone write for  
 us. please. we only accept 100% BAD t-files. anyway. see ya. 

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